What’s the best method to get superglue off your penis?

by **Rocinante** Sun 30 Jun 2019 - 22:40

A completely hypothetical thought exercise.

by **kingstonlake** Sun 30 Jun 2019 - 23:11

Hopefully you were erect when it happened.

by aualum06 Sun 30 Jun 2019 - 23:13

Ok bill

by **Rocinante** Sun 30 Jun 2019 - 23:30

I mean Acetone is the prescribed remedy, but that probably wouldn’t be ok on a wiener.

by **tGreenWay** Sun 30 Jun 2019 - 23:31

Hypothetically, were you worried about your teeny weeny peeny slipping out and you thought superglue would keep it inside?
Yeah, been there. Hypothetically.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Sun 30 Jun 2019 - 23:39

aualum06 wrote:Ok bill

by **Rocinante** Sun 30 Jun 2019 - 23:39

Let’s say, hypothetically that a person, not me, was supergluing their own sunglasses which they spent 20 dollars on and then they broke the next damn day. Let’s say this person was doing that while standing in the laundry room where they wanted to be as efficient as possible and so had stripped naked to wash the clothing that they were wearing. Let’s finally speculate that as this hypothetical person was gluing the glasses, and with glue on their fingers, they felt some lint from the dryer that had landed on their penis and mistook it for either a spider or mosquito and panicked. Let’s completely hypothetically imagine that something like that happened.

by aualum06 Sun 30 Jun 2019 - 23:41

Rocinante wrote:Let’s say, hypothetically that a person, not me, was supergluing their own sunglasses which they spent 20 dollars on and then they broke the next damn day. Let’s say this person was doing that while standing in the laundry room where they wanted to be as efficient as possible and so had stripped naked to wash the clothing that they were wearing. Let’s finally speculate that as this hypothetical person was gluing the glasses, and with glue on their fingers, they felt some lint from the dryer that had landed on their penis and mistook it for either a spider or mosquito and panicked. Let’s completely hypothetically imagine that something like that happened.

Hypothetically reading this post made me laugh out loud

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon 1 Jul 2019 - 0:17

Greenway has offered to sniff it off your cock

by **tGreenWay** Mon 1 Jul 2019 - 0:32

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Greenway has offered to sniff it off your cock

Ha! Jokes on you. I can’t smell for shit right now. Pollen has my allergies maxed out. What’s the best method to get superglue off your penis? 2809484752

by **kingstonlake** Mon 1 Jul 2019 - 5:31

Rocinante wrote:Let’s say, hypothetically that a person, not me, was supergluing their own sunglasses which they spent 20 dollars on and then they broke the next damn day. Let’s say this person was doing that while standing in the laundry room where they wanted to be as efficient as possible and so had stripped naked to wash the clothing that they were wearing. Let’s finally speculate that as this hypothetical person was gluing the glasses, and with glue on their fingers, they felt some lint from the dryer that had landed on their penis and mistook it for either a spider or mosquito and panicked. Let’s completely hypothetically imagine that something like that happened.

If it ain't rough, it ain't right.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon 1 Jul 2019 - 8:05

I say go the other way with it. Start adding layers of super glue. Get that hog nice and thick for the ladies.

by **Jake from State Farm** Mon 1 Jul 2019 - 8:30

You could try vigorously rubbing it off. Just don't do it in front of a window and don't ask me how I know this.

by AvgMSUJoe Mon 1 Jul 2019 - 8:36

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I say go the other way with it. Start adding layers of super glue. Get that hog nice and thick for the ladies.

NICE!

Like a good couple layers of shellac on your 9th grade wood shop project.

PROS: Improved girth, save a ton on de-sensitivity gel (for maximum sustainability)
CONS: BAD if a grower...

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Mon 1 Jul 2019 - 8:51

What was the hypothetical BAC at the time of the hypothetical incident?

I'd probably just let it dry and peel it off. But here's a bunch of other suggestions that might be penis safe. Hypothetically.

https://www.familyhandyman.com/diy-advice/25-ways-you-havent-tried-to-remove-super-glue/

by AvgMSUJoe Mon 1 Jul 2019 - 10:03

Hypothetically... just porn up and let nature run it's course. I would venture to guess there will be minimal scaring.

by AvgMSUJoe Mon 1 Jul 2019 - 10:55

Ya know, the more I think of it... There really isn't a "best way".

so there ya go.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sun 7 Jul 2019 - 6:05

Need an update on this.

by **Cameron** Sun 7 Jul 2019 - 12:03

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I say go the other way with it. Start adding layers of super glue. Get that hog nice and thick for the ladies.

This is actually good advice. Most people don't know this, but the best way to remove super glue is by adding more super glue. Seems counterintuitive, but try it out. Guaranteed to get results.

by **steveschneider** Mon 8 Jul 2019 - 14:15

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by **tGreenWay** Mon 8 Jul 2019 - 18:34

Anybody who’s gotten a handy from an inexperienced but overly enthusiastic partner knows dick skin is ridiculously thin. I don’t recommend peeling superglue off it.

by **Rocinante** Sun 14 Jul 2019 - 22:38

Hypothetically, soaking in vinegar took care of it.

by AvgMSUJoe Mon 15 Jul 2019 - 13:02

Rocinante wrote:Hypothetically, soaking in vinegar took care of it.

ahhh.... the old "pickle the pickle" trick.

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