Hanging out with your personal trainer

Guy always wants to hang out with me. I guess I could use a friend, but frankly wonder if he’s gay. What do you guys think I should do?

I want my friends to be my friends and my personal trainers to be my trainer.

I'm gonna say it again. You should remove your penis

You should suck his dick. If he's into it, then you'll know for sure if he's gay.

Just tell yourself "it's not gay if I dont make eye contact".

Have fun.

When you’re lifting weights and he says he’ll spot you, respond by saying, “Not if I spot you first.” Then go into the locker room and pump each other.

Is he willing to give you free sessions for a dick in the ass? If so I say go for it.

You didn't have to hire him as a personal trainer to show you're interested. There are more traditional avenues.

"hanging out with"

Interesting choice of words.

Why do you need a personal trainer Bill? You were blessed with such great genes and smarts and personality.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Is he willing to give you free sessions for a dick in the ass? If so I say go for it.

This is a blatant horny post.

kingstonlake wrote:You didn't have to hire him as a personal trainer to show you're interested. There are more traditional avenues.

True, but what chance would Bill have of anybody, let alone his trainer, swiping right for him on Grindr.

I figured personal trainer was actually sales manager.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Why do you need a personal trainer Bill? You were blessed with such great genes and smarts and personality.

I’m on antipsychotics which are notorious for causing weight gain. I need to shed some weight. You shouldn’t lift weights without proper form hence my need for a personal trainer.

I’m not a smart man. I was blessed with good teeth, a big penis, and a skinny twink body. But no, I’m not a smart man. I wish I was. I just have a deep drawer and nice retrieval system. If it weren’t for my memory I likely would have rode the short bus.

Update: I think this guy might be toying with me. I think he knows that I think he might be gay and he’s just rolling with it. At least I hope