Serial pool pooper on loose in Macomb

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-07-15, 19:15

Floyd?

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/macomb/2019/07/15/pool-poop-buckingham-woods-macomb/1734300001/

by **tGreenWay** 2019-07-15, 19:27

“...reviewing attendance logs.” Serial pool pooper on loose in Macomb 1966794946

by **DWags** 2019-07-15, 19:38

Well that’s shitty.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-07-15, 19:50

Because it’s got to be posted:

by **The Pantry** 2019-07-15, 20:05

No security cameras?

by **DWags** 2019-07-15, 20:19

Can’t spell pool without poo

by **Turtleneck** 2019-07-15, 20:59

So drinking raw milk is the same as swimming in a pool contaminated by poop?

by **The Pantry** 2019-07-15, 21:36

Turtleneck wrote:So drinking raw milk is the same as swimming in a pool contaminated by poop?

Your head is so deep in your shell there's likely no way to get it out.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-07-15, 21:37

The Pantry wrote:No security cameras?

Only the ones I attached under the rim. I mean I don’t know.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-07-15, 22:03

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:So drinking raw milk is the same as swimming in a pool contaminated by poop?
Your head is so deep in your shell there's likely no way to get it out.

I wish Pylon was here to shower us in raw milk facts.

by **The Pantry** 2019-07-15, 22:10

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Your head is so deep in your shell there's likely no way to get it out.

I wish Pylon was here to shower us in raw milk facts.

Not facts. His stupidity, and yours.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-07-15, 23:09

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I wish Pylon was here to shower us in raw milk facts.
Not facts. His stupidity, and yours.

Yes, but do you know what a fact is? Something is not a fact just because you made it up in your head.

by **The Pantry** 2019-07-15, 23:27

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Not facts. His stupidity, and yours.

Yes, but do you know what a fact is? Something is not a fact just because you made it up in your head.

Better to think things out on your own than accept the trail of deception laid out by those standing to make the most off your foolishness.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-07-15, 23:28

The Pantry wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Yes, but do you know what a fact is? Something is not a fact just because you made it up in your head.
Better to think things out on your own than accept the trail of deception laid out by those standing to make the most off your foolishness.

That's true, Pantry.

by **Death Roe** 2019-07-16, 09:16

Turtleneck is a master baiter.

by **steveschneider** 2019-07-16, 12:31

I want this entire pool scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-07-16, 18:19

I have nothing against the fine people of Macomb Twp, unlike those MF'ers in Ray Twp. I'm not even getting into that.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-07-18, 09:50

Floyd has been identified and is now banned from the pool. Way to go Floyd.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/macomb/2019/07/18/pool-poop-macomb-township-caught/1764975001/

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2019-07-18, 09:54

“The member is now banned from the pool for the rest of the season”

That is very forgiving. When this one kid pooped in my pool when I was 10 he was not welcomed back to the pool the following summer.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-07-18, 10:02

Well aren't you a Billy Badass Travis. I mean kids will be kids. Geez.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2019-07-18, 10:05

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Well aren't you a Billy Badass Travis. I mean kids will be kids. Geez.

I didn’t like him anyway then he pooped in my pool wbh I mean come on

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-07-18, 10:17

Should have named the poopetrator and publicly shamed them.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-07-18, 10:58

Who leaked the explosive footage?

by **tGreenWay** 2019-07-18, 11:13

Floyd Robertson wrote:Should have named the poopetrator and publicly shamed them.

Serial pool pooper on loose in Macomb 502811600

by **tGreenWay** 2019-07-18, 11:14

I feel bad for the family. Everybody is going to shit on their good name.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-07-18, 11:16

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Well aren't you a Billy Badass Travis. I mean kids will be kids. Geez.

He was talking about himself, Hatch. Travis pooped in his own pool and got banned.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2019-07-18, 11:44

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Your head is so deep in your shell there's likely no way to get it out.

I wish Pylon was here to shower us in raw milk facts.

Sorry, this thread isn't really moving the needle for me.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-07-16, 11:57

Wasthenaw and Macomb seem right.

[tw]1416020990807707656?s=20[/tw]

by **Heat Miser** 2021-07-16, 12:38

4 white people representing Detroit area counties? scratch

Guess this is one of those whites only memes. And only one of them is even close to fat? Rolling Eyes

by **NigelUno** 2021-07-16, 12:43

Heat Miser wrote:4 white people representing Detroit area counties?

Guess this is one of those whites only memes. And only one of them is even close to fat?

You calling Bill Murray fat?

by **Heat Miser** 2021-07-16, 12:47

NigelUno wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:4 white people representing Detroit area counties?

Guess this is one of those whites only memes. And only one of them is even close to fat?

You calling Bill Murray fat?

Close to fat. Fattish. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt

Spoiler:

by **Dendrobates** 2021-07-16, 12:52

Turtleneck wrote:Wasthenaw and Macomb seem right.

[tw]1416020990807707656?s=20[/tw]

I'm not sure where the pic is referenced from, but a snooty rich bitch looking woman definitely fits Oakland County as well.

What show/movie is this from? Curious as the character Bill Murray is playing

by **NigelUno** 2021-07-16, 13:06

Dendrobates wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Wasthenaw and Macomb seem right.

[tw]1416020990807707656?s=20[/tw]

I'm not sure where the pic is referenced from, but a snooty rich bitch looking woman definitely fits Oakland County as well.

What show/movie is this from? Curious as the character Bill Murray is playing

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by **tGreenWay** 2021-07-16, 15:26

Heat Miser wrote:4 white people representing Detroit area counties?

Guess this is one of those whites only memes. And only one of them is even close to fat?

Saw this meme elsewhere yesterday and pretty sure Wayne was left out. You’ll be pleased to know it went:
Washtenaw, Oakland, Macomb, the rest of Michigan. Serial pool pooper on loose in Macomb 502811600

by **DWags** 2021-07-16, 19:58

What’s wrong with what Bill Murray is wearing?

by **NigelUno** 2021-07-16, 21:15

DWags wrote:What’s wrong with what Bill Murray is wearing?

Nothing.

by **Heat Miser** 2021-07-16, 21:22

DWags wrote:What’s wrong with what Bill Murray is wearing?

You better not wear something like that to the big game. Serial pool pooper on loose in Macomb 992749028

by **DWags** 2021-07-16, 21:51

DWags wrote:What’s wrong with what Bill Murray is wearing?

It’s really all I have.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-07-16, 23:04

DWags wrote:What’s wrong with what Bill Murray is wearing?

Are you running for president of the condo board?

by **Heat Miser** 2021-07-16, 23:08

DWags wrote:
DWags wrote:What’s wrong with what Bill Murray is wearing?

It’s really all I have.

You know...after all these years, I've always said your name as "dwags" in my head. It just now occurred to me that it might be "D-Wags".

Which is it???

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