Police Nab Mystery Pooper in Ypsilanti

Nice work by the detectives.

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2014/05/police_nab_mystery_pooper_who.html

Sniffed that one out

Glad they wiped up that mess.

Glad this sicko finally got pinched.

What a shit.

You just can't let something like that slide.

The @Mystery_Pooper Twitter account has some funny stuff on it. This gem is from April 9th:

Day 183: Somehow I'm still out here in your playgrounds, pooping on your slides. Seriously.

  

Mystery Pooper

Good to see the police finally flushed that one away.

If you look up 'poop chute' in the dictionary you'll see a picture of that guy.

Damn--there's nothing like pinching a loaf on a slide in the spring.

They should charge him with domestic terrorism for all those dirty bombs.

The police were on this case like flies on manure.

Shit out of luck.

What a crappy prank to pull

I for one am relieved that all of this finally worked itself out.

That was some kind of scheme he was sitting on

Are we sure it wasn't the officers? Here were their instructions, according to the article:

Please make frequent checks in the area and record them on your daily log.