How do you know if your pee hole is normal size?

Asking for me. Seems like when I pee, I pee for a long time. Honestly though, I don't have a reference for what is considered a normal duration. Does this mean my pee hole is smaller in circumference than normal? If it were larger would I pee for a shorter period? I've never had any complaints about the other stuff that comes out and it's duration or volume so maybe I'm over thinking it. Just wondering.

Never thought about it. If you want, come to the tailgate August 30, I'll whip that shit right the fuck out and we can measure it up.

DWags wrote:Never thought about it. If you want, come to the tailgate August 30, I'll whip that shit right the fuck out and we can measure it up.

Well now that's an invite!

kingstonlake wrote:Asking for me. Seems like when I pee, I pee for a long time. Honestly though, I don't have a reference for what is considered a normal duration. Does this mean my pee hole is smaller in circumference than normal? If it were larger would I pee for a shorter period? I've never had any complaints about the other stuff that comes out and it's duration or volume so maybe I'm over thinking it. Just wondering.

This needs to be taken in phases. (1) Weak bladder or too much Pornhub: (2) if your pee hole is actually too small, simple physics says you should be a contributor on Pornhub (#moneyshot).

Despite the general sameness of the human male anatomy, your condition is a good reminder how, in side by side comparisons between individuals, there is usually a vas deferens.

A good guide is that a cotton swab should be able to glide effortlessly in and out of your pee hole so definitely give it a shot and let us know if it fits.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:A good guide is that a cotton swab should be able to glide effortlessly in and out of your pee hole so definitely give it a shot and let us know if it fits.

Are you intentionally trying to cause KL excruciating pain? You forgot to say how those cotton swabs should have shafts made of paper or plastic, but def not wood. A splinter on the inside would cause an irritation.

I think his is a “I have a super prostate” humblebrag.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:A good guide is that a cotton swab should be able to glide effortlessly in and out of your pee hole so definitely give it a shot and let us know if it fits.

Are you intentionally trying to cause KL excruciating pain? You forgot to say how those cotton swabs should have shafts made of paper or plastic, but def not wood. A splinter on the inside would cause an irritation.

Oh God don’t use a wooden cotton swab. That’s what people did in the 1700s and why they died at 40. Use a paper or plastic one. It’s really just regular maintenance to clean up your pee hole and attached tube KL. I’m surprised it hasn’t caused an issue before.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:A good guide is that a cotton swab should be able to glide effortlessly in and out of your pee hole so definitely give it a shot and let us know if it fits.

I've had a catheter twice after surgery. For some reason I can't pee after anesthesia. It was excruciating. Maybe i do have a small pee hole.

kingstonlake wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:A good guide is that a cotton swab should be able to glide effortlessly in and out of your pee hole so definitely give it a shot and let us know if it fits.

I've had a catheter twice after surgery. For some reason I can't pee after anesthesia. It was excruciating. Maybe i do have a small pee hole.

Sounds like you have a narrow urethra. Tap and drill for a 1/4-18 NPT thread and you won't be able to stop peeing. Then you can use a pressure plug to stop the flow whenever you want.

Would you please just put something in your pee hole already

The candiru, sometimes known as the “penis fish,” is a small Amazonian catfish. It's reported to lodge itself in the urethra of people who may be urinating in the water. Despite the unsettling stories surrounding this fish, there's skepticism about whether the fish actually attacks humans

The virgin pee v. The Chad sprinkle

Can't they do a stent like they do for hearts? I'm a busy guy and every second I'm peeing I'm not contributing on tSwill.

kingstonlake wrote:Can't they do a stent like they do for hearts? I'm a busy guy and every second I'm peeing I'm not contributing on tSwill.

Imagine having a tube stuck up your pee hole all the way to your kidney, to help facilitate the passing of a kidney stone that had to be broken up because it was too big. It's not fun, but at least they put it in while you're under anaesthesia. However, they don't do shit to numb you or put you under when they pull it out, they just pull it out like a fucking rip cord.

MiamiSpartan wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Can't they do a stent like they do for hearts? I'm a busy guy and every second I'm peeing I'm not contributing on tSwill.

Imagine having a tube stuck up your pee hole all the way to your kidney, to help facilitate the passing of a kidney stone that had to be broken up because it was too big.  It's not fun, but at least they put it in while you're under anaesthesia.  However, they don't do shit to numb you or put you under when they pull it out, they just pull it out like a fucking rip cord.

Then try to take a piss without doubling over in pain. I think I tried to hold my piss for two or three days after going through that. Wasn't for a kidney stone, but still hurt like a mf'er afterwards.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Imagine having a tube stuck up your pee hole all the way to your kidney, to help facilitate the passing of a kidney stone that had to be broken up because it was too big.  It's not fun, but at least they put it in while you're under anaesthesia.  However, they don't do shit to numb you or put you under when they pull it out, they just pull it out like a fucking rip cord.

Then try to take a piss without doubling over in pain. I think I tried to hold my piss for two or three days after going through that. Wasn't for a kidney stone, but still hurt like a mf'er afterwards.

Ugh, yeah. They leave this string sticking out of your pee hole so that they can pull the stent when it's done.  But the pee shooting out pulls on that string, so you have this painful tugging every time you pee.  Good times.

This thread has taken an uncomfortable turn.

kingstonlake wrote:This thread has taken an uncomfortable turn.

Did you stick something in your pee hole yet?

kingstonlake wrote:This thread has taken an uncomfortable turn.

Yes, because your original post was so comfortable to begin with.