How deep is your hole?

by **Rocinante** 2020-06-12, 14:32

I’m talking about your belly button of course. Mine is like first knuckle deep. I have perpetual lint issues. Those of you in the same boat, let’s form a group, share strategies, commiserate, that kind of thing.

The deep hole struggle is real. You know what I’m saying.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2020-06-12, 14:55

Well, let's just say that Greenway can go balls deep in my belly button....so that means it is about as deep as my finger nail.

My quantity of belly button lint is directly proportional to if I haven't manscaped my chest/stomach area. It's like the hairs are little tentacles pulling in the lint.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-12, 14:59

MiamiSpartan wrote:Well, let's just say that Greenway can go balls deep in my belly button....so that means it is about as deep as my finger nail.

My quantity of belly button lint is directly proportional to if I haven't manscaped my chest/stomach area. It's like the hairs are little tentacles pulling in the lint.

He’s not wrong.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-12, 15:00

Rocinante wrote:I’m talking about your belly button of course. Mine is like first knuckle deep. I have perpetual lint issues. Those of you in the same boat, let’s form a group, share strategies, commiserate, that kind of thing.

The deep hole struggle is real. You know what I’m saying.

I recycle my bellybutton lint.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-06-12, 15:51

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I’m talking about your belly button of course. Mine is like first knuckle deep. I have perpetual lint issues. Those of you in the same boat, let’s form a group, share strategies, commiserate, that kind of thing.

The deep hole struggle is real. You know what I’m saying.

I recycle my bellybutton lint.

I roll my belly button lint into a ball then wrap with my ear wax to create eco fire starters

by **Rocinante** 2020-06-12, 16:22

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I recycle my bellybutton lint.

I roll my belly button lint into a ball then wrap with my ear wax to create eco fire starters

This is the kind of high quality content this place could produce on the regular if turtleneck would step his game up.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-06-12, 16:24

Jesus, how fat are you guys?

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-12, 16:29

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I recycle my bellybutton lint.

I roll my belly button lint into a ball then wrap with my ear wax to create eco fire starters

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-12, 16:32

Motown Spartan wrote:Jesus, how fat are you guys?

5’1”, 433 lbs.
BP: 150/90
RHR: 138

by **Rocinante** 2020-06-12, 19:38

I am not fat, Motown. I am sorry about your gross outie.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-06-12, 20:20

Motown Spartan wrote:Jesus, how fat are you guys?

enough

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-06-12, 20:22

Motown Spartan wrote:Jesus, how fat are you guys?

I used to be. Now my navel has collapsed into itself like a black hole.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-06-12, 22:20

I would say it's normally average. Snd I've never had lint, so I'm not sure what that's like.

I might be becoming an outie this time around. Not much of a hole left How deep is your hole? 1550444538

by **Rocinante** 2020-06-14, 13:10

Are you carrying the baby differently? My wife carried the first straight out, and the second was all over the place

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-06-14, 14:20

5'1"
312 lbs
48×24
BP = 210/112 mmHg
RHR = 144 bpm

#MAGA

by **Dendrobates** 2020-06-14, 14:24

Rocinante wrote:Are you carrying the baby differently? My wife carried the first straight out, and the second was all over the place

Yes, this time around she’s hanging really low. I didn’t have much bladder/crotch kicking last time. But that’s all this one does.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-14, 15:38

Dendrobates wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Are you carrying the baby differently? My wife carried the first straight out, and the second was all over the place
Yes, this time around she’s hanging really low. I didn’t have much bladder/crotch kicking last time. But that’s all this one does.

Score one for Doc Roc, Internet sports message board ob-gyn. How deep is your hole? 502811600

by **Rocinante** 2020-06-14, 18:48

I just think it’s interesting, Greenway. Shut your hole. But not your belly hole. That could lead to an infection.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-14, 20:19

Rocinante wrote:I just think it’s interesting, Greenway. Shut your hole. But not your belly hole. That could lead to an infection.

Whatever you say. You’re the Doc, Roc.

by **The Pantry** 2020-06-14, 21:05

Had an inny when I was in shape. Now have an umbilical hernia. It's cool though. Zero pain. Just weird hearing the sorta squirting noise when I occasionally push it back in.

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