Orchids: Growing, caring, nurturing, loving

I want to put some of these things around the house. Anyone grow them? Got any tips for caring for them?

None, but that sounds like a cool thing to do. First place that comes to mind for learning how to care for them is Youtube U. I bet you have to create a special controlled environment for them that controls humidity and temperature.

Can't help. I like women.

I've heard you're supposed to play music for plants. I tried growing weed once, planted 4 or 5 seeds out in the woods and didn't get shit, so I don't have any real expertise to offer.

Ask my mom...the family room on Linden Street is packed with glow lights and orchids up the ying yang. Those shits aint cheap.

pulling69 wrote:Ask my mom...the family room on Linden Street is packed with glow lights and orchids up the ying yang. Those shits aint cheap.

There’s a woman on Marshall who takes after your mom. Grow lights and orchids in every window. I imagine it’s pretty humid in there year ‘round.

Cameron wrote:I've heard you're supposed to play music for plants. I tried growing weed once, planted 4 or 5 seeds out in the woods and didn't get shit, so I don't have any real expertise to offer.

I asked them who their favorite composers were, but so far, nothing.

kingstonlake wrote:Can't help. I like women.

So does Mrs. Kingston.

tGreenWay wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Can't help. I like women.

So does Mrs. Kingston.

Where’s the negative to that?

kingstonlake wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


So does Mrs. Kingston.

Where’s the negative to that?

Buck up. Maybe someday they’ll let you join them.

Surprised your interested in orchids, you always struck me as more a pansy guy.

I.B. Fine wrote:Surprised your interested in orchids, you always struck me as more a pansy guy.

No idea what pansies are. You seem to know a lot about them, though.

I take that back. There was a local kids show on the cbs affiliate called Alley Cat and one of the main puppet characters was named Pansy.
So what I want to know is, why are you talking about a children’s tv show, creepo?

Parents, keep your children away from I.B.

The fuck is going on in this thread?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:The fuck is going on in this thread?

No idea. I just want to grow plants. KL and I.B. are mucking things up.

kingstonlake wrote:

I’m your huckleberry.

Is this an orchid?

tGreenWay wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:

I’m your huckleberry.

Why Ike! Whatever do you mean?

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



I’m your huckleberry.

Why Ike! Whatever do you mean?

I know: Let’s have a spelling contest!

kingstonlake wrote:Is this an orchid?

Yes.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

I know: Let’s have a spelling contest!

I’m in.

Please spell the word: Brontosaurus

Honor code here; no cheating.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Please spell the word: Brontosaurus

Honor code here; no cheating.

Brontosourous

Oooh, so close, but I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. But, we do have some nice parting gifts for you.

kingstonlake wrote:

I slid down the dinosaur about 5:01 this afternoon.

DWags wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Oooh, so close, but I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. But, we do have some nice parting gifts for you.

I hait you fuckres

That’s alsew rong. It’s spelt phuckres.