Bump when you're drunk

Cameron wrote:

You guys ever tried 99 Bananas? It's a 99 proof banana liqueur. I first came across it in the Wal-Mart in Marquette, so I assume it's a white trash beverage, but it is delicious when mixed with Mountain Dew. I also mixed it with some 7up and some apple whiskey, that was just okay.

The last time I had that was in college. It tastes better when you're already drunk, as that artificial banana taste is overwhelming.

Damn I miss drinking and getting drunk.

I need a retroactive bump from Saturday night. Was over at one of my bourbon drinking friend's house. Hit up some Black Saddle, and a couple of ryes that I wasn't familiar with. My pregnant DD drove me home.

Mm Hmm

Drunk as fuck, boys.
Hope your New Year's was as fun as you wanted and that everyone got home safe.
Happy 2018.

I am alright but borderline. I'll take questions.

MattyFresh wrote:I am alright but borderline. I'll take questions.

thought WBH would be here by now... this is not why my dad fucked my mom

Have to drink in order to sleep through the baby crying guys.

MattyFresh wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:I am alright but borderline. I'll take questions.

thought WBH would be here by now... this is not why my dad fucked my mom

I don't know what this means but here now. I'm drinking light tonight. I was back at work today but school starts back up tomorrow for wife and kids so I need to be on point at 7 AM. Watching Bone Tomahawk on Amazon.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

MattyFresh wrote:

thought WBH would be here by now... this is not why my dad fucked my mom

I don't know what this means but here now. I'm drinking light tonight. I was back at work today but school starts back up tomorrow for wife and kids so I need to be on point at 7 AM. Watching Bone Tomahawk on Amazon.

Tell me when you get to the part.

fuck. ok.

You’ll know.

Might want to drink more.

Preemptive bump....

80 hr work week. First day home before 9pm since last week. Nassar. LAKS. Hollis. This OTL report. 3 hr drive to the inlaws tomorrow. 3 hr drive home. My parents Sunday. Haven't bought a bottle in 2 months till today.

I'm gonna get s-faced.

I will be joining you guys shortly, cracking open this Glendronach 18 now

Hopslam #1. I need to drink enough to make me fall asleep by 10:30 or so. But not enough to not be able to coach my ass off in the morning.

Y'all are making me wanna hit the bourbon.

I have 2 bottles of dfh 120. I was going to save one for winning the national championship and age the other for a year. Should I just break one open tonight instead?

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Hopslam #1. I need to drink enough to make me fall asleep by 10:30 or so. But not enough to not be able to coach my ass off in the morning.

had two at lunch

DWags wrote:

Nordic wrote:Preemptive bump....

80 hr work week. First day home before 9pm. Nassar. LAKS. Hollis. This OTL report. 3 hr drive to the inlaws tomorrow. 3 hr drive home. .My parents Sunday. Haven't bought a bottle in 2 months till today.

I'm gonna get s-faced.

You’re gonna love what Dantonio is saying.

Love it

I’m texting the wordsmith. Told him I’m drunk and plan on doing it every 20 minutes till I pass out.

ha...i was ready to ripcoard the purdue game...dants (and elijah craig) and I know want to run through a wall

mother fuck...I can never spell NOW

InTenSity wrote:I have 2 bottles of dfh 120. I was going to save one for winning the national championship and age the other for a year. Should I just break one open tonight instead?

No

Taking a shower then I’ll be drunker than Cameron.

InTenSity wrote:I have 2 bottles of dfh 120. I was going to save one for winning the national championship and age the other for a year. Should I just break one open tonight instead?

what's that?

can I have some?

Rocinante wrote:Taking a shower then I’ll be drunker than Cameron.

Is that a challenge?

I didn't eat much today. I'm 3.5 Hopslams in and I'm feeling pretty good. Have a live NBA pawlay too.

Nordic wrote:

InTenSity wrote:I have 2 bottles of dfh 120. I was going to save one for winning the national championship and age the other for a year. Should I just break one open tonight instead?

what's that?

can I have some?

It's dog fish head 120 ipa. It's an imperial ipa that runs about 17% abv and is $12 a bottle. One bottle takes me about 45 minutes to drink. It gets better with age.

how do you get that? I want some

Lager > Ale

This is not my opinion, this is fact.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:how do you get that? I want some

The dfh 120?

yes

Ask. Check liquor stores. Is dogfishhead sold in Michigan?

It used to be rare. I hadn't seen it in about 5 years. This year total wine had about 10 cases in the store. Maybe it's still rare.

Dogfish is pretty prevalent in Michigan. Pretty sure I can get it at Kroger. Probably not the one you are talking about, but other Dogfish Only reason I know is, is because there a fish on the bottle cap (I like to fish, drink and collect bottle caps... but generally have a shitty memory)

InTenSity wrote:Ask. Check liquor stores. Is dogfishhead sold in Michigan?

Yes. They have the 60 minute and 90 minute at Meijer and D&W pretty much anytime I go. Don't know if I've ever seen the 120 minute though. That's probably pretty rare. I'll look next time I'm there.

Hi

Bump

I got smashed last night. It was nice. But the hangover today sucks. I also kept waking up thinking... crap I’ve got to get the baby and change her and fed her. And be. I remembered my mom has her. And I went back to sleep. It was good.

Dendrobates wrote:I got smashed last night. It was nice. But the hangover today sucks. I also kept waking up thinking... crap I’ve got to get the baby and change her and fed her. And be. I remembered my mom has her. And I went back to sleep. It was good.

Jealous.