Re: Bump when you're drunk

by **Tim Wakefield** 2018-01-27, 17:20

Anyone ever have Moon Man? Fantastic beer

by **Dendrobates** 2018-01-27, 17:51

On my way again!
Actually I’ve been drinking a little here and there today because I was hungover. Tomorrow is gonna suck. But Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!

by **DWags** 2018-01-27, 17:57

Dendrobates wrote:On my way again!
Actually I’ve been drinking a little here and there today because I was hungover. Tomorrow is gonna suck. But Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Atta girl. Cheers.

by MattyFresh 2018-01-27, 18:06

Dendrobates wrote:On my way again!
Actually I’ve been drinking a little here and there today because I was hungover. Tomorrow is gonna suck. But Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!

oh hey Dendro

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by Senior Dickfist 2018-01-27, 18:28

Dendrobates wrote:On my way again!
Actually I’ve been drinking a little here and there today because I was hungover. Tomorrow is gonna suck. But Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Good for you, Dendro! Bump when you're drunk - Page 17 3493939353

by **Cameron** 2018-01-27, 20:06

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Canadian Club Rye Whiskey is some good shit, man. Smooth, goes down easy.

by **Dendrobates** 2018-01-27, 20:18

MattyFresh wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:On my way again!
Actually I’ve been drinking a little here and there today because I was hungover. Tomorrow is gonna suck. But Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!

oh hey Dendro

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by **Motown Spartan** 2018-01-27, 23:39

by **Motown Spartan** 2018-01-27, 23:40

Dendrobates wrote:On my way again!
Actually I’ve been drinking a little here and there today because I was hungover. Tomorrow is gonna suck. But Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!

We should make out.

by **Rocinante** 2018-02-03, 00:52

It goes “liquor before wine and you’ll be fine” right guys.

by **Dendrobates** 2018-02-03, 08:48

Rocinante wrote:It goes “liquor before wine and you’ll be fine” right guys.

Gross. Not at all. Are you alive?

by **Cameron** 2018-02-17, 18:38

by **Dendrobates** 2018-02-17, 19:39

I want to drink, but I hate being hungover with a baby.

by MattyFresh 2018-02-17, 19:41

Dendrobates wrote:I want to drink, but I hate being hungover with a baby.

sounds like pure torture.

I'll drink in your honor.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-02-17, 19:47

Should i go to an alligator farm tomorrow? Apparently the gator from happy Gilmore is there. Bump when you're drunk - Page 17 502811600

by MattyFresh 2018-02-17, 19:49

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Should i go to an alligator farm tomorrow? Apparently the gator from happy Gilmore is there.

But I thought he killed Chubbs...

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by **tGreenWay** 2018-02-17, 19:52

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Should i go to an alligator farm tomorrow? Apparently the gator from happy Gilmore is there.

How is that possible? Happy killed him.

by Guest 2018-02-17, 20:01

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Should i go to an alligator farm tomorrow? Apparently the gator from happy Gilmore is there.

If they're serving gator make sure to try some, good stuff.

by MattyFresh 2018-02-17, 20:04

LooseGoose wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Should i go to an alligator farm tomorrow? Apparently the gator from happy Gilmore is there.

If they're serving gator make sure to try some, good stuff.

Its kind of like frog IMO, really gamey

by Guest 2018-02-17, 20:05

MattyFresh wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

If they're serving gator make sure to try some, good stuff.

Its kind of like frog IMO, really gamey

Wouldn't argue, but then again I like frog. Got some legs in the freezer right now.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-02-17, 20:08

MattyFresh wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

If they're serving gator make sure to try some, good stuff.

Its kind of like frog IMO, really gamey

Never had frog that tasted gamey. Haven’t had it in 10+ years, but it was always very good.

by MattyFresh 2018-02-17, 20:08

LooseGoose wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:

Its kind of like frog IMO, really gamey

Wouldn't argue, but then again I like frog. Got some legs in the freezer right now.

No I don't mind gamey, I like frog legs and had some less than a month ago.

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by Guest 2018-02-17, 20:12

tGreenWay wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:

Its kind of like frog IMO, really gamey

Never had frog that tasted gamey. Haven’t had it in 10+ years, but it was always very good.

Want me to mail you a care package? Frog legs, raw milk and a pie? If you fed that meal to the wifey you might end up like Attila the Hun.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-02-17, 20:16

Matty has a fucking wife??

by **Dendrobates** 2018-02-17, 20:16

MattyFresh wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I want to drink, but I hate being hungover with a baby.

sounds like pure torture.

I'll drink in your honor.

Please do. Drink double to make me feel better.

by MattyFresh 2018-02-17, 20:17

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Matty has a fucking wife??

No way, just trying to court Dwags daughter, perhaps the raw milk, pie and frog legs will help

by MattyFresh 2018-02-17, 20:18

Dendrobates wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:

sounds like pure torture.

I'll drink in your honor.

Please do. Drink double to make me feel better.

Challenge accepted.

by **y2kMgrad** 2018-02-17, 21:48

Dendrobates wrote:I want to drink, but I hate being hungover with a baby.

Those are the days you make your husband wake up with the baby.

Signed, my wife

by **InTenSity** 2018-02-17, 22:25

Trying to power through birthday weekend. Still recovering from Thursday.

by **Rocinante** 2018-02-17, 23:56

jdifjdh dndisoajdb sheiepornf. Jdjsieuwisptn!!

by Senior Dickfist 2018-02-18, 04:10

Rocinante wrote:jdifjdh dndisoajdb sheiepornf. Jdjsieuwisptn!!

All I got out of that is "porn", which I'm good with.

by **Rocinante** 2018-02-19, 01:46

Porn. Srunknagain.

by MattyFresh 2018-02-19, 01:48

Rocinante wrote:Porn. Srunknagain.

Hmph, mens curling vs canada

by **Cameron** 2018-03-03, 16:48

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-03-03, 16:51

I was borderline drunk earlier. Sobered up for the drive home. Our waitress was horrible. Left a 10% tip.

by Da Mayor 2018-03-03, 17:17

I'm buzzed and binging on girl scout cookies.

by **Rocinante** 2018-03-09, 17:27

I want to get hammered tonight, but my wife probably wants me to massage her aching breasts or something and then I'll fall asleep.

by **tGreenWay** 2018-03-09, 17:39

Rocinante wrote:I want to get hammered tonight, but my wife probably wants me to massage her aching breasts or something and then I'll fall asleep.

So, you bumped this while sober and likely no drunk in your foreseeable future? In reality, you just wanted to talk about getting to massage your wife’s breasts. You should’ve posted in tOfficial Humblebrag thread.

by **Rocinante** 2018-03-09, 18:11

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I want to get hammered tonight, but my wife probably wants me to massage her aching breasts or something and then I'll fall asleep.

So, you bumped this while sober and likely no drunk in your foreseeable future? In reality, you just wanted to talk about getting to massage your wife’s breasts. You should’ve posted in tOfficial Humblebrag thread.

No it's not in the fun way. I posted here to express my commitment to finding a way to get drunk.

Believe in me Greenway.

by **Code_Warrior** 2018-03-09, 19:15

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

So, you bumped this while sober and likely no drunk in your foreseeable future? In reality, you just wanted to talk about getting to massage your wife’s breasts. You should’ve posted in tOfficial Humblebrag thread.

No it's not in the fun way. I posted here to express my commitment to finding a way to get drunk.

Believe in me Greenway.

I believe in you! Also, love the new Avatar. Makes me laugh.

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