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Can "wall-eyed" be fixed?

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Post by Rocinante 2014-07-10, 16:44

There's this chick with a wonky eye that is all up in my business. The thing is, she's actually pretty hot other than the eye. So I'm wondering, swill ophthalmologists, if that's something that can be fixed relatively easily. Like should I consider making an investment now for future dividends? Like that nerd that dated the obese chick and then when she got skinny pictures of the lucky bastard were plastered all over facebook.

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Post by Nordic 2014-07-10, 16:45

buy a patch?
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Post by Fat Guy on Couch 2014-07-10, 16:48

sunglasses all day every day?
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Post by InTenSity 2014-07-10, 16:55

If you do it right, you shouldn't have to look at her face during sex anyway. Not really sure what the problem is. You aren't looking any higher than her chest when face to face, are you?
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Post by Chitown_Badger 2014-07-10, 17:00

I believe there is a surgery that can fix it. But it's probably best to bring it up to her and make sure it can be fixed before you commit to a relationship of any kind.
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Post by pulling69 2014-07-10, 17:22

You just have to pound her hard enough from the back that her head bangs into the wall and/or headboard a number of times for it to get sorted out.
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Post by Chitown_Badger 2014-07-10, 17:38

pulling69 wrote:You just have to pound her hard enough from the back that her head bangs into the wall and/or headboard a number of times for it to get sorted out.

A chick friend of mine calls that move the rear admiral. Though she describes as more of a "running them into the wall" than a repeated banging. But same idea i guess.

Or you could have her get kicked in the head by a mule. Worked for Ruby Sue in Christmas Vacation.

To quote cousin Eddie "I don't know".



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Post by Izzo Court 2014-07-10, 17:40

Can "wall-eyed" be fixed? Stock-photo-silly-young-woman-wearing-violet-dress-with-play-eyeball-glasses-91926332
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-07-10, 18:32

Probably a brain tumor. Likely dead in under 5 years. Have your way with her now, while you still can.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2014-07-10, 19:09

What exactly is "wall-eyed", like a Marty Feldman/ Igor kind of a thing?

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Post by SawGreen 2014-07-10, 19:21

Can "wall-eyed" be fixed? Paper-bag
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Post by Guest 2014-07-10, 21:18

SawGreen wrote:Can "wall-eyed" be fixed? Paper-bag

Double that for this...

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Post by JEK 2014-07-10, 21:38

If you get her eye fixed she'll gain a ton of confidence then dump you for a better looking/more successful guy the first chance she gets. Then you'll be all alone and still making payments on her wonky eye surgery while her new boyfriend is sexing her in the butt.

Too risky.
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Post by y2kMgrad 2014-07-10, 21:45

Just bang her for awhile and then let her go.

She probably won't be able to see the writing on the wall.
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Post by Rocinante 2014-07-10, 23:38

y2kMgrad wrote:Just bang her for awhile and then let her go.

She probably won't be able to see the writing on the wall.

What if I acted like it didn't bother me at all, gazed into the good eye and told her how beautiful she was, all the while signing her up for mailings from cheap Indian eye surgery places? Then when she wants to do it 1. Her idea 2. Cheap 3. We get a vacation out of it (honeymoon??) It's the holy triumvirate of matrimonial trickery.
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Post by tanfan! 2014-07-11, 02:53

Rocinante wrote:

What if I acted like it didn't bother me at all, gazed into the good eye and told her how beautiful she was, all the while signing her up for mailings from cheap Indian eye surgery places? Then when she wants to do it 1. Her idea 2. Cheap 3. We get a vacation out of it (honeymoon Can "wall-eyed" be fixed? 4168935571 ??) It's the holy triumvirate of matrimonial trickery.

Pull out and shoot for the walled eye. See if the sting fixes it. Kinda like kicking the fridge to get the motor to work.
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Post by ROtown Sparty 2014-07-11, 07:58

That's risky, after she gets the surgery and becomes normal she might realize that she can do better.
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Post by ROtown Sparty 2014-07-11, 07:59

Tanfan! wrote:

Pull out and shoot for the walled eye. See if the sting fixes it. Kinda like kicking the fridge to get the motor to work.
Or try a donkey punch.
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Post by AMwood 2014-07-11, 08:15

that's what they call a milwaukee eye. where one eye is always looking towards milwaukee. that can freak the shit out of you when she's down there giving head and you can see that one eye gazing off at the harley davidson plant.
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Post by Giant Moose 2014-07-11, 08:26

Floyd Robertson wrote:What exactly is "wall-eyed", like a Marty Feldman/ Igor kind of a thing?


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Post by JEK 2014-07-11, 09:19

AMwood wrote:that's what they call a milwaukee eye. where one eye is always looking towards milwaukee. that can freak the shit out of you when she's down there giving head and you can see that one eye gazing off at the harley davidson plant.

That would be pretty useful if you're getting head in a public place. She can blow you and keep an eye out on people approaching at the same time.
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