Which condoms are the best?

My hippy, hairy-snatched girlfriend doesn't use the pill (of course) and since I am in the process of weening her off the ween, but still having loads of sex with her horny ass, I want to make damn sure I don't get her pregnant. Now, I am the king of coitus interruptus, but that said, nobody's perfect (even though, I almost am).

Let's hear some reviews, and remember, I'm not worried about the STDs, just stopping the swimmers.

TIA.

F uck durex

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:F uck durex

I can't tell if that's an endorsement or condemnation.

Rocinante wrote:

I can't tell if that's an endorsement or condemnation.

Condemnation. Things just suck. They break and they are uncomfortable. Why in the hell is she not on the pill or a shot or something? It's 2014. Wake the **** up.

Why in the hell is she not on the pill or a shot or something? It's 2014. Wake the **** up.

Works for Hobby Lobby.

She can't get pregnut if she's on top, brah. gravity prevents that.

InTenSity wrote:

Works for Hobby Lobby.

Typical low info response...Hobby Lobby is not against contraception medication they are against post contraception meds which could be considered abortion pills...do yourself a favor and do your own research on hot button topics because getting it from mainstream media is a joke.

http://www.examiner.com/article/hobby-lobby-the-key-points

CheesySpartan wrote:

Typical low info response...Hobby Lobby is not against contraception medication they are against post contraception meds which could be considered abortion pills...do yourself a favor and do your own research on hot button topics because getting it from mainstream media is a joke.

http://www.examiner.com/article/hobby-lobby-the-key-points

A corporation like Hobby Lobby would do well to shut the f uck up when it comes to social matters.

Trojan Fire and Ice had the best lube IIRC. Magnums are fucking lame and anything else is second best.

Ass Dan wrote:Trojan Fire and Ice had the best lube IIRC. Magnums are fucking lame and anything else is second best.

Don't need no lube brotha. I be getting the bitches drippin'.

HAHAHAHA condoms ahahahahahaha

[gasp]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not trying to be a daddy, brother. I agree though.

No condom doesn't work too well...my wife is 4 days late.

Rocinante wrote:Not trying to be a daddy, brother.  I agree though.

Get her on the pill scat or UID

In my condom days, I found Trojans to break on me about 80% of the time. They sucked. Lifestyles was my go-to.

Rocinante wrote:My hippy, hairy-snatched girlfriend doesn't use the pill (of course) and since I am in the process of weening her off the ween, but still having loads of sex with her horny ass, I want to make damn sure I don't get her pregnant.  Now, I am the king of coitus interruptus, but that said, nobody's perfect (even though, I almost am).

Let's hear some reviews, and remember, I'm not worried about the STDs, just stopping the swimmers.  

TIA.

The most reliable condom is to shove it up her ass until she gets on birth control.

OP is a sailor?

pulling69 wrote:OP is a sailor?

I was, actually.

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:

Get her on the pill scat or UID

scat is an entirely different avenue of birth control

Ass Dan wrote:Trojan Fire and Ice had the best lube IIRC. Magnums are fucking lame and anything else is second best.

Heartily disagree here. If you like having IcyHot on your dick you might as well just buy it separately.

4 comdom

Try Trojan for her pleasure. The warm her up and she gets all orgasmic and stuff

Condoms are for losers. Pull out like a champion.

That's how I usually roll, but I thought I'd do the right thing and not bring a child into the world with a girl I'm not crazy about. I know, lame.

I prefer Durex and life styles they have ultrathin premium brands that are like wearing nothing at all.

I agree with the poster above that says the pull out method is better, take a risk once in a while!   

Just buy a carton of Mexican Plan B off the internet and make it Plan A. Drop one in her morning coffee if you think you've got anything to worry about.

God I hate condoms. So glad I got snipped.

If she's not using birth control you should start working on your baby shower registry. I recommend Babies R Us, they have a large variety of items that are reasonably priced if you use coupons.

Izzo Court wrote:If she's not using birth control you should start working on your baby shower registry.  I recommend Babies R Us, they have a large variety of items that are reasonably priced if you use coupons.

That's horseshit. It's possible to not use a condom and not get her pregnant. Your odds are higher of pregnancy, but it's possible to not knock her up.

**** condoms. Find new gf. This has been a deal breaker for me for 10+ yes now. Totally reasonable request

Tyler Durden wrote:
That's horseshit. It's possible to not use a condom and not get her pregnant. Your odds are higher of pregnancy, but it's possible to not knock her up.

Well, I've been with her over a year doing the pull and shoot. No baby yet... I just wasn't super worried about it before and now... I don't know... she's getting a look in her eye and I want to be more careful.

I might have missed something here, but what's the delay in kicking her to the curb? You're playing a dangerous game, condoms or not -- especially if the reason for your hesitancy is reluctance to deal with any crazy bitch antics.

Do the Dr. Dre method:

Yeah -- I just took some Ecstasy
Ain't no tellin what the side effects could be
All these fine bitches equal sex to me
plus I got this bad bitch layin next to me
No doubt, sit back on the couch
Pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out
Laid the bitch out, then I put it in her mouth
Pulled out, nutted on a towel and passed out

Rule Spartannia wrote:I might have missed something here, but what's the delay in kicking her to the curb? You're playing a dangerous game, condoms or not -- especially if the reason for your hesitancy is reluctance to deal with any crazy bitch antics.

I'm enjoying some parts of the relationship and nothing better has come along. She's not crazy. If I break up with her she'll leave me alone.

Tyler Durden wrote:
That's horseshit. It's possible to not use a condom and not get her pregnant. Your odds are higher of pregnancy, but it's possible to not knock her up.

You're right the odds are totally in your favor considering the average human ejaculate contains about 180 million sperm and it only takes one to get past the goalie.

Rocinante wrote:

I'm enjoying some parts of the relationship and nothing better has come along.  She's not crazy.  If I break up with her she'll leave me alone.

You poor, poor, misguided bastard. Godspeed, my son.   

LooseGoose wrote:

The most reliable condom is to shove it up her ass until she gets on birth control.

You lost me at "until she gets on birth control"

Why people take the risk is beyond me... do you really want a fucking child? **** no, you don't. Put a wrapper on it.

Yeah. Well... She's on her period so now's a good time to start.

Izzo Court wrote:

You're right the odds are totally in your favor considering the average human ejaculate contains about 180 million sperm and it only takes one to get past the goalie.

I think you're missing the point.