What's the drunkest you've ever been?

One of my brothers weddings in 1992. Got hammered at the rehearsal dinner the night before and never really stopped drinking through the reception. ( including in the church before the ceremony.)

Only time I have ever blacked out. I was told it was quite a scene. Including crashing my 80 year old great aunt into the band while dancing with her and taking
out some equipment.

tWife and kid were going to florida the next day to see her Dad ad I drove them to the airport ( still drunk). I was doing some serious soul searching on the drive back to EL so I turned on sports talk radio to get my mind off it. Jennifer "the Hammer" Hammond was on. I didn't even know she was a friend of the bride and at the wedding. So while I was hoping to hear about the Tiger's or something, she started talking about ME. And yes, she said she wasn't sure she have ever seen someone that hammered and still able to stand and dance, kind of. I have not had a jager on 28 years.

tGreenWay wrote:

Cameron wrote:Mine was NYE, I think around 2015ish. I blacked out before the ball dropped (doing shots of Polish vodka with my Russian friend, go figure), don't have a great story to go along with it. I've browned out many times (where I could recall events/details only after being reminded of them), that was one of the two or three true blackouts I've ever had. There were many people at that NYE party that I have no recollection of seeing that night.

You’re lucky. My balls dropped well before 2015.  

All the way down to your ankles....



Hell of a story Dickfist, and, apparently a hell of a wife.

Howdy, I wanted to bump this post to thank folks for the kind words. Thank you! I does mean a lot!

I hate to single out 1 response, but Bob's has me cracking up right now!

duffy munn wrote:One of my brothers weddings in 1992. Got hammered at the rehearsal dinner the night before and never really stopped drinking through the reception. ( including in the church before the ceremony.)

Only time I have ever blacked out. I was told it was quite a scene. Including crashing my 80 year old great aunt into the band while dancing with her and taking
out some equipment.

tWife and kid were going to florida the next day to see her Dad ad I drove them to the airport ( still drunk). I was doing some serious soul searching on the drive back to EL so I turned on sports talk radio to get my mind off it. Jennifer "the Hammer" Hammond was on. I didn't even know she was a friend of the bride and at the wedding. So while I was hoping to hear about the Tiger's or something, she started talking about ME. And yes, she said she wasn't sure she have ever seen someone that hammered and still able to stand and dance, kind of. I have not had a jager on 28 years.

That. Is just. Awesome.