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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2014-07-17, 10:44

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2694710/Kate-Upton-reveals-tan-lines-HUGE-cleavage-boyfriend-Justin-Verlander-Mexico.html
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Post by duffy munn 2014-07-17, 10:50

They both look out of shape. Is that a beer gut on Katie ?
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-07-17, 11:04

She's still smokin' hot, but her midsection looks like it's ready to go the full Kirstie Alley.
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Post by Heat Miser 2014-07-17, 11:07

Have her measurements ever been published? 38DD - 30 - 36 maybe? She needs to work on that waist/hips differential. That's always been my problem with her. That said, given the opportunity, I'd certainly do all sorts of unspeakable things to her.
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Post by Wally Fairway 2014-07-17, 11:13

I've seen hotter on campus.


......ahhhhhhh, who am I kidding.

so I mean is she a sport, eh, eh????
does she go, eh, eh, eh???
I mean she's been with Arnie and now back with JV, so she is into sports...so she must go, right?

wood, would, Wood!
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Post by Rodeo Burger 2014-07-17, 11:21

Mexico you say?

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Post by steveschneider 2014-07-17, 11:26

What kind of creep ends up a paparazzi photographer like that?
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-07-17, 11:39

steveschneider wrote:What kind of creep ends up a paparazzi photographer like that?

Probably started off as an Internet message board poster.
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Post by JEK 2014-07-17, 11:49

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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2014-07-17, 14:27

huh... she fat.
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Post by The Pantry 2014-07-17, 22:59

JEK wrote:Kate Upton (& Justin) in Meh heco Article-2694710-1FB055EE00000578-343_634x523
JV doesn't mess around.  Kate Upton (& Justin) in Meh heco 502811600 
Obviously working on his slider
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Post by The Pantry 2014-07-17, 23:10

AvgMSUJoe wrote:huh... she fat.
Yep. She can probably look forward to a gig with Soma

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Post by Johnny Alpamayo 2014-07-18, 00:51

AvgMSUJoe wrote:huh... she fat.

And she just turned 22. Short sell! Short sell!
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Post by WCS 2014-07-18, 01:35

JEK wrote:Kate Upton (& Justin) in Meh heco Article-2694710-1FB055EE00000578-343_634x523
JV doesn't mess around.  Kate Upton (& Justin) in Meh heco 502811600 

Ball...outside. He needs to have his hands on the inside of her thigh...massaging that area to the point where doing so naturally moves the clitoris against itself, causing secondary stimulation.
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Post by GRR Spartan 2014-07-18, 02:30

JV has few worries.  He's making $20M this season, set to make $28M/yr 2015 thru 2019 season and already has made 86.5M and that doesn't count any endorsement revenue.

Now he just has to learn how to pitch with his 5mph slower fastball.  But if he doesn't Detroit is still on the hook through '19.
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Post by Rocinante 2014-07-18, 04:31

WCS wrote:

Ball...outside. He needs to have his hands on the inside of her thigh...massaging that area to the point where doing so naturally moves the clitoris against itself, causing secondary stimulation.

Did you read that in a human reproductive biology book, nerd?
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Post by tanfan! 2014-07-18, 07:22

Rocinante wrote:

Did you read that in a human reproductive biology book, nerd?


Beaaaahaaaaa. I was thinking. Wtf? After I read that.  Kate Upton (& Justin) in Meh heco 502811600 
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Post by tanfan! 2014-07-18, 07:25

tGreenWay wrote:She's still smokin' hot, but her midsection looks like it's ready to go the full Kirstie Alley.  

She needs to drop 10 to 15
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Post by Izzo Court 2014-07-18, 07:31

I would assume that being a model is like bodybuilding where you cut like crazy before a competition then let yourself go afterwords until it's time to prepare for the next one.
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Post by GRR Spartan 2014-07-18, 07:56

Wonder if JV's long time college girl friend Emily Yuen got any lovely parting gifts?
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-07-18, 10:15

Izzo Court wrote:I would assume that being a model is like bodybuilding where you cut like crazy before a competition then let yourself go afterwords until it's time to prepare for the next one.

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Post by tGreenWay 2014-07-18, 10:16

Tanfan! wrote:

She needs to drop 10 to 15

Easily 10-15, and start tightening her stomach muscles.
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Post by Bonerland 2014-07-18, 10:17

I have to hand it to JV. She is a stunning and beautiful woman who is very nice and sweet.
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Post by Cool Runnings 2014-07-18, 10:21

JEK wrote:Kate Upton (& Justin) in Meh heco Article-2694710-1FB055EE00000578-343_634x523
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Post by Bizarro Fletch 2014-07-18, 12:01

tGreenWay wrote:She's still smokin' hot, but her midsection looks like it's ready to go the full Kirstie Alley.  

She's always had the type of body that will blow up by 30. JV is smart to hit that now.
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Post by tanfan! 2014-07-18, 13:44

Bizarro Fletch wrote:

She's always had the type of body that will blow up by 30.  JV is smart to hit that now.

I think Elle McPherson in Iraq is hotter.
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Post by BtothejizA 2014-07-18, 15:34

10/10 tits on a 5/10 body.
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Post by Loose Stools 2014-07-18, 18:13

When that chick is married with a kid or two....

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Post by Loose Stools 2014-07-18, 18:16

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Post by tGreenWay 2014-07-18, 18:19

Bizarro Fletch wrote:

She's always had the type of body that will blow up by 30. JV is smart to hit that now.

A sit-up or two; that's all I'm asking.
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Post by BtothejizA 2014-07-18, 18:31

tGreenWay wrote:

A sit-up or two; that's all I'm asking.  


Her hips are so wide that it wouldn't really matter, just a weird shaped body. She'd look like Brooklyn Decker if she were to get in shape. Decker's tits are nicer too though.


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Post by Heat Miser 2014-08-06, 12:56

What size dress would you guess this woman wears based on this pic? Would you guess she was famous?

I would guess garden variety overweight soccer mom. Size 12ish dress. I'd also guess she's really going to pork out as she gets older. You can already see it in the cheeks.

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Post by Guest 2016-04-13, 11:11

It's good to be a Verlander.

Ben Verlander Allegedly Dating Kate Upton’s Friend, Actress Alexandra Daddario

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Post by Floyd Robertson 2016-04-13, 11:20

LooseGoose wrote:It's good to be a Verlander.

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It's a cruel world for the rest of us.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2016-04-13, 11:22

Floyd Robertson wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:It's good to be a Verlander.

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It's a cruel world for the rest of us.

That scene with her and Woody Harrelson in True Detective....Shocked 

Damn nice tits.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2016-04-13, 11:27

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

It's a cruel world for the rest of us.

That scene with her and Woody Harrelson in True Detective....Shocked 

Damn nice tits.

Apparently she found out that Obama had watched True Detective and she then Tweeted out something like "at least the President has seen my tits".

Sounds like she has sense of humor.
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