The crouton is undeniably the champion of all salad ingredients.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 17:04

Don’t deny it. So many flavors. Adds a nice texture to floppy, limp greens. No salad is complete without them. Occasionally you can get ones that are semi tender. Those are like caviar.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-07-30, 17:07

Denied. Imagine a salad without salad dressing

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 17:10

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Denied. Imagine a salad without salad dressing

Vetoed

I routinely eat a salad with no dressing.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-30, 17:11

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Denied. Imagine a salad without salad dressing

The crouton is undeniably the champion of all salad ingredients. 4113017228

Kingston isn’t exactly the brightest star in the sky.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 17:14

tGreenWay wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:Denied. Imagine a salad without salad dressing

Kingston isn’t exactly the brightest star in the sky.

You took it personal when I mentioned “limp greens” The crouton is undeniably the champion of all salad ingredients. 2809484752

by **MiamiSpartan** 2020-07-30, 17:16

kingstonlake wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:Denied. Imagine a salad without salad dressing

Vetoed

I routinely eat a salad with no dressing.

Commie!

I can't possibly have a salad without dressing any more than I can have one without lettuce. But ince we get to the optional toppings, I concur that croutons are the king. After that, bacon bits and sunflower seeds.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2020-07-30, 17:23

-1

Red onion

by MSU addict 2020-07-30, 17:28

Olives

by **Tim Wakefield** 2020-07-30, 17:28

Shredded carrots

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 17:30

Tim Wakefield wrote:Shredded carrots

I question your status as an earthling.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 17:31

MSU addict wrote:Olives

Top 5

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 17:31

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:-1

Red onion

Ban this man.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-07-30, 17:45

MSU addict wrote:Olives are disgusting and should be eradicated

Fixed

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-07-30, 17:46

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:-1

Red onion

Love me some red onions. But the #1 ingredient has to be fresh lettuce. Key word being fresh. If your lettuce starts going limp and watery you might as well throw it in the trash as a failure.

by **Nordic** 2020-07-30, 17:51

Spinach is the champion ingredient for me. Everything else is optional.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2020-07-30, 17:54

Nordic wrote:Spinach is the champion ingredient for me. Everything else is optional.

That stuff'll go right through ya.

by **Rocinante** 2020-07-30, 17:56

Ham eggs meats of other sorts.

Definitely not lettuce.

by **Rocinante** 2020-07-30, 18:00

Blue cheese crumbles. Cheddar cheese shredded. Flaked Parmesan. Taco meat. Noodles.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-07-30, 18:08

Rocinante wrote:Blue cheese crumbles. Cheddar cheese shredded. Flaked Parmesan. Taco meat. Noodles.

Getting a little too fancy here aren't we?

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-30, 18:11

kingstonlake wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Kingston isn’t exactly the brightest star in the sky.

You took it personal when I mentioned “limp greens”

This thread is limp greens. The crouton is undeniably the champion of all salad ingredients. 2809484752

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-30, 18:12

kingstonlake wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:Denied. Imagine a salad without salad dressing

Vetoed

I routinely eat a salad with no dressing.

That’s not salad; it’s rabbit food.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-30, 18:14

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Nordic wrote:Spinach is the champion ingredient for me. Everything else is optional.

That stuff'll go right through ya.

Canned spinach makes your poop green.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-30, 18:15

Rocinante wrote:Ham eggs meats of other sorts.

Definitely not lettuce.

We get it. You like the chef’s salad.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 18:16

Rocinante wrote:Ham eggs meats of other sorts.

Definitely not lettuce.

Eggs on a salad are criminally underrated.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-07-30, 18:17

I'm a fan of banana peppers... Gives it a pop of flavour.

(That's fancy euro-flavor)

by **The Pantry** 2020-07-30, 18:18

Nordic wrote:Spinach is the champion ingredient for me. Everything else is optional.

Excellent, but arugula is better Popeye. Ever try dandelion or mustard greens? Also very good.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 18:20

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I'm a fan of banana peppers... Gives it a pop of flavour.

(That's fancy euro-flavor)

Double ban.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-30, 18:21

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I'm a fan of banana peppers... Gives it a pop of flavour.

(That's fancy euro-flavor)

Former Spartan hockey PBP announcer John Ahlers used to call them little green mousies.

by **The Pantry** 2020-07-30, 18:24

tGreenWay wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

That stuff'll go right through ya.

Canned spinach makes your poop green.

Not true, but beets will make your poop red...fact.

by **The Pantry** 2020-07-30, 18:29

btw...croutons suck. Unnecessary carbs and they get mushy if you save part of the salad for the next day.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-30, 18:32

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Canned spinach makes your poop green.
Not true, but beets will make your poop red...fact.

Please stop looking at my poop.

by **Cameron** 2020-07-30, 18:36

Always remember to pre-cheese your salad.

by **Rocinante** 2020-07-30, 18:39

You know what? Fuck it. Just have a burger with some lettuce on it.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 18:43

The Pantry wrote:btw...croutons suck. Unnecessary carbs and they get mushy if you save part of the salad for the next day.

If you’re not man enough to finish your salad in one sitting I don’t know what to tell you.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-07-30, 19:00

tWife always wants to throw out leftover taco salad cause of the droopy Doritos... she sux.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 19:02

AvgMSUJoe wrote:tWife always wants to throw out leftover taco salad cause of the droopy Doritos... she sux.

That’s awesome.... But what about the salad?

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-30, 19:12

AvgMSUJoe wrote:tWife always wants to throw out leftover taco salad cause of the droopy Doritos... she sux.

Can’t blame your wife for not wanting to suck your droopy Dorito.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-07-30, 19:29

Ground beef

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-07-30, 19:31

tGreenWay wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:tWife always wants to throw out leftover taco salad cause of the droopy Doritos... she sux.

Can’t blame your wife for not wanting to suck your droopy Dorito.

Next day, add Doritos, a freshen up of Catalina and Bang... Taco Salad part 2. (Better)

And my Dorito is as crisp as a winter morning...

by **kingstonlake** 2020-07-30, 19:58

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Ground beef

Bans usually come in threes. Complete!

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