A coworker told me I should go to Law School

“You remind me so much of an attorney I know”, she said.

Is that the first co-worker to tell you where to go?

GRR Spartan wrote:Is that the first co-worker to tell you where to go?

A former coworker told me to study Accounting or Finance but that’s about it

Another coworker guided me in a direction physically

Nobody likes attorneys, Bill. With that in mind, rethink what she said.

I was washing my balls today and felt a lump. I grown hair. WTF.

Do chicks always lie to you?

Is it because you argue about everything and insist you’re never wrong?

Motown Spartan wrote:Is it because you argue about everything and insist you’re never wrong?

It was a fucking ingrown hair. It was on my balls.

Bill Cain wrote:“You remind me so much of an attorney I know”, she said.

Don't think this is a compliment bro.

i couldn't be a lawyer. 

I could never pass the bar exam (why is it called a bar exam?). I loved taking tests in college. It was a challenge. Me vs. The Professor. Let's dance. But my memory sucks and I'm horrible at details. Two things that seem important to be a lawyer. You're lucky Bill

Bill how big is your penis

Nordic wrote:i couldn't be a lawyer. 

I could never pass the bar exam (why is it called a bar exam?). I loved taking tests in college. It was a challenge. Me vs. The Professor. Let's dance. But my memory sucks and I'm horrible at details. Two things that seem important to be a lawyer. You're lucky Bill

I’m known as the guy who remembers everything and had a supervisor once call me “the master of details”. I love being the center of attention, public speaking, and having arguments for fun. I can communicate my ideas well. Others have brought up that I should be an attorney

Unfortunately I have traits that go against my favor. Particularly, I have an agreeable nature and physically I do not demonstrate a commanding demeanor nor display any suggestion of high testosterone levels.
Also, I once had a professor who said, “an attorney is a historian without morals”. While I may present a facade of moral depravity, in actuality I’m a sweetheart who rarely lies. I work in Sales and I’m often surrounded by liars, deceivers, and people who put others down. I am not them.

Also, I have met successful attorneys and have attempted to argue with them and try to outwit them. I have lost every time.

I do not have the skill set to be a successful attorney. Although, attorneys often need great paralegals to help them out. And I have not ruled that out

Also, I have met successful attorneys and have attempted to argue with them and try to outwit them. I have lost every time.

Not my strong suit either. But I'm also not afraid of failure. Shit ton of experience at it. So whatever.

You should. Then buy a tricked out Jeep. I hear lawyers like those.

Bill Cain wrote:I love being the center of attention, public speaking, and having arguments for fun.

I’m shocked you can’t get laid.