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My 8 yr old son told me a joke

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Post by Nommad2 2014-07-25, 15:22

My 8 yr old son comes up to me and says "What kind of bees make milk?"

I said  scratch  "I don't know."

His reply? "Boo bees!"

8 years old, and apparently we'll need to have "the Talk" soon.
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Post by Ass Dan 2014-07-25, 15:54

I laughed. Guess I'm a little immature.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2014-07-25, 15:56

Ass Dan wrote:I laughed.  Guess I'm a little immature.

Twice your age and still I laughed. I've mostly given up on trying to act my age; that's serious business.
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Post by AMwood 2014-07-25, 15:56

he is advanced for an 8 year old. you need to nurture that. get him started on the anal jokes like yesterday.
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Post by Death Roe 2014-07-25, 16:57

I think he needs to get laid.
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Post by Rod Porkmore 2014-07-25, 19:54

It's too late for the talk. He's already slaying pussy.
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Post by Larry Kazamias 2014-07-25, 23:29

Little Miss Muffett....
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Post by Ted Brogan 2014-07-26, 00:34

Your son in 5 years...

My 8 yr old son told me a joke SRDi241
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Post by Rocinante 2014-07-26, 00:42

What's brown and sticky?


A stick.
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Post by DWags 2014-07-26, 01:19

im 52 i laughed. but at my age I laugh when i shit my pants
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Post by Ass Dan 2014-07-26, 07:17

DWags wrote:im 52 i laughed. but at my age I laugh when i shit my pants

Just wait until you start shitting your pants when you laugh
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Post by Dendrobates 2014-07-26, 07:45

So you're starting them young Nommad. Make sure he's at least happy about the other end, since some women don't have much up there.  My 8 yr old son told me a joke 3003718628 
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Post by Jake from State Farm 2014-07-26, 09:14

Ted Brogan wrote:Your son in 5 years...

My 8 yr old son told me a joke SRDi241

yep, bangin the babysitter while mom and dad are out partying
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Post by Nommad2 2014-07-28, 10:19

Ted Brogan wrote:Your son in 5 years...

My 8 yr old son told me a joke SRDi241
This is kinda what I'm worried about. He's already had a girl call him at the house (last summer), and a girl down the street told my wife that Nommad Jr is "her future boyfriend."  Shocked 
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Post by MiamiSpartan 2014-07-28, 16:00

Nommad2 wrote:
This is kinda what I'm worried about. He's already had a girl call him at the house (last summer), and a girl down the street told my wife that Nommad Jr is "her future boyfriend."   Shocked 
At least she calls him "future" boyfriend. My daughter is 8 and most of the kids in her class have had boyfriends or girlfriends at some point since Kindergarten. It's still at that age where it's just cute though. The extent of those "relationships" is, "Hey, you're cute, wanna be my girlfriend". "Sure, ok". Then they go their separate ways playing with their friends. I can live with that for another year, then it's time to lock her down until she's 30.

The more worrisome thing are the number of 11/12 year olds at the school that have boyfriends/girlfriends and actually go on dates, etc.
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Post by Green Note 2014-07-28, 17:16

Rod Porkmore wrote:It's too late for the talk.  He's already slaying pussy.

But you didn't have the anal talk.
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