If posters were NFL teams

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-23, 10:51

Packers: Floyd
He's not flashy, but he is consistent. Always a workhorse and premier poster.

DWags: Steelers
A lot like Floyd. Consistent, a workhorse, and premier. But he has more flash and doesn't mind controversy.

OTPT: Chiefs
Young and flashy.

Pantry: Raiders
Screw you and your rules. His reputation precedes him.

Bob: Chargers
Kind of a pest. Will probably disappear down the stretch, but in the meantime he will test your limits.

Greenway: Cowboys
Used to be great, but a little more mediocre now. Thinks he is loved by everybody, "America's poster," but doesn't excite that many people anymore.

WBH: Ravens
Similar to Floyd and DWags, but is younger and without the history. Very consistent.

Steve: Giants
Always being talked about...had some great moments...but nobody can figure out how or why.

Pylon: Bengals
Always seems to be on the cusp, but never quite gets there.

Roc: Saints
Had a great run, but is he fading?

MiamiSpartan: Dolphins
It's right there in the name.

Travis: Seahawks
Known for his defense. Doesn't go on the offensive, but is not afraid to mix it up. Also consistent. At one time, was a bit more obscure, but is now an established power.

GRR: Lions
Loveable and harmless.

Nigel: Bills
Also loveable, but can do more damage than the Lions.

Kingston: Washington
Gets a lot of attention, but has yet to establish an identity.

Nordic: Eagles
Nobody will ever forget that stretch of game threads where you just magically found wins for MSU. But seems to come and go.

Death Roe: Falcons
Currently best known for disappearing.

Everybody else can fight over the rest.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2020-09-23, 10:56

Great list.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-09-23, 11:03

Turtleneck who are you the buccaneers the bears the cardinals who

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-09-23, 11:05

Eagerly awaiting "If posters were food" thread.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-09-23, 11:11

Turtleneck wrote:
GRR: Lions

What did GRR do to you?

by **kingstonlake** 2020-09-23, 11:13

Thank you turtleneck.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-23, 11:17

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-09-23, 11:22

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Eagerly awaiting "If posters were food" thread.

That deserves at least two threads.

If posters were fruits...
If posters were vegetables...

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-09-23, 11:38

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Eagerly awaiting "If posters were food" thread.

That deserves at least two threads.

If posters were fruits...
If posters were vegetables...

Turtleneck would be a kumquat.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-23, 11:45

Edit: Pylon is the Browns.

by **steveschneider** 2020-09-23, 11:50

What about Corner Blitz? Going off vibes, I'm feeling the Seahawks.

by **Nordic** 2020-09-23, 11:50

Turtleneck wrote:Edit: Pylon is the Browns.

Ouch

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-23, 11:54

steveschneider wrote:What about Corner Blitz? Going off vibes, I'm feeling the Seahawks.

Travis is the Seahawks, Steve.

by **steveschneider** 2020-09-23, 11:59

Turtleneck wrote:
steveschneider wrote:What about Corner Blitz? Going off vibes, I'm feeling the Seahawks.

Travis is the Seahawks, Steve.

Travis seems more like the Broncos to me. Both are great options.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-23, 12:00

steveschneider wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Travis is the Seahawks, Steve.

Travis seems more like the Broncos to me. Both are great options.

This is why you are the Giants.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-09-23, 12:07

And here I thought I had a seat at the table.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-09-23, 12:09

Motown Spartan wrote:And here I thought I had a seat at the table.

apparently Turtleneck views you as a middle of the pack CFL team.

by **steveschneider** 2020-09-23, 12:11

Turtleneck wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Travis seems more like the Broncos to me. Both are great options.

This is why you are the Giants.

But Corner Blitz still needs a team. It's an amazing list but it's missing CB.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-23, 12:16

Motown Spartan wrote:And here I thought I had a seat at the table.

Hey, as soon as Bessemer gets an NFL team, you will be added.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-23, 12:17

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:And here I thought I had a seat at the table.
apparently Turtleneck views you as a middle of the pack CFL team.

Edit to an Edit: Pylon is now the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.

by **Nordic** 2020-09-23, 12:17

Motown Spartan wrote:And here I thought I had a seat at the table.

No football teams in the U.P.

by **Nordic** 2020-09-23, 12:18

Turtleneck wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: apparently Turtleneck views you as a middle of the pack CFL team.

Edit to an Edit: Pylon is now the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.

by MattyFresh 2020-09-23, 12:55

<--- Me: Cardinals, a lot of hype, flash, won't accomplish much.

by **DWags** 2020-09-23, 13:00

Great thread.

If posters were fruit just put me in the damn fridge. All I ask. Except if I'm a pear or banana.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-09-23, 13:05

Turtleneck wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: apparently Turtleneck views you as a middle of the pack CFL team.

Edit to an Edit: Pylon is now the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.

Loved their musical.

by **Nordic** 2020-09-23, 13:18

MattyFresh wrote:<--- Me: Cardinals, a lot of hype, flash, won't accomplish much.

You'll get your 'ship buddy.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-23, 20:17

Updates

Cam: Vikings
Makes baffling decisions. Crazy highs and lows. Will probably let you down.

LooseGoose: Titans
Was pretty fun and exciting while here. Then he left for another board. Now really boring.

InTenSity: Bucs
Has had his moments. Pretty hard not to like. Kind of comes and goes.

Jake From State Farm: Bears
Had a really big posting year a long time ago. Has not done much posting since. Somehow will live off that big year forever.

AvgJoeMSU: Jets
It's all about being average with this guy.

Motown Spartan: Broncos
Honestly, how is a person in the middle of nowhere always so relevant?

Corner Blitz: Rams
Has also had his moments, but needs to pick a home and stay there.

Wakefield: Texans
Young. We expect big things. Probably not going to happen.

AuAlum: Panthers
Blends into the board a little too well. Occasionally stands out, but often takes a second to remember.

Turtleneck: Patriots
Total winner. Also a complete jerk.

Nobody here is the browns.

by **Cameron** 2020-09-23, 20:22

Turtleneck wrote:Cam: Vikings
Makes baffling decisions. Crazy highs and lows. Will probably let you down.

I hate the fucking Vikings, but I'm getting the rest put on my gravestone.

by **InTenSity** 2020-09-23, 20:38

I was gonna be upset, but now I'm not. Bucs are Tampa right?

by MattyFresh 2020-09-23, 20:43

Was my own evaluation spot on Neck or am I just not worthy of the league Neutral

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-23, 20:58

MattyFresh wrote:Was my own evaluation spot on Neck or am I just not worthy of the league

You are who I thought you are. I've bought into your hype before. Probably will again, too.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-09-23, 21:00

InTenSity wrote:I was gonna be upset, but now I'm not. Bucs are Tampa right?

Yeah. I mean, you do live in Florida + both you and the Bucs remind me of golf and shuffleboard.

by MattyFresh 2020-09-23, 21:04

Turtleneck wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:Was my own evaluation spot on Neck or am I just not worthy of the league

You are who I thought you are. I've bought into your hype before. Probably will again, too.

by **Rocinante** 2020-09-23, 21:07

I accept your judgement just because I get to be in New Orleans.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-09-23, 21:12

Turtleneck wrote:
Motown Spartan: Broncos
Honestly, how is a person in the middle of nowhere always so relevant?

Fucking obnoxious, I know...

by **Nordic** 2020-09-23, 21:34

by **steveschneider** 2020-09-24, 10:17

Turtleneck wrote:Updates

Cam: Vikings
Makes baffling decisions. Crazy highs and lows. Will probably let you down.

LooseGoose: Titans
Was pretty fun and exciting while here. Then he left for another board. Now really boring.

InTenSity: Bucs
Has had his moments. Pretty hard not to like. Kind of comes and goes.

Jake From State Farm: Bears
Had a really big posting year a long time ago. Has not done much posting since. Somehow will live off that big year forever.

AvgJoeMSU: Jets
It's all about being average with this guy.

Motown Spartan: Broncos
Honestly, how is a person in the middle of nowhere always so relevant?

Corner Blitz: Rams
Has also had his moments, but needs to pick a home and stay there.

Wakefield: Texans
Young. We expect big things. Probably not going to happen.

AuAlum: Panthers
Blends into the board a little too well. Occasionally stands out, but often takes a second to remember.

Turtleneck: Patriots
Total winner. Also a complete jerk.

Nobody here is the browns.

A+

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-09-24, 10:52

Nordic wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:<--- Me: Cardinals, a lot of hype, flash, won't accomplish much.

You'll get your 'ship buddy.

Let's win a Great Lakes freighter.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2020-09-24, 11:57

Turtleneck wrote:

MiamiSpartan: Dolphins
It's right there in the name.

That's pretty much a gut punch, right there.

But yeah, you're probably right. You can also add that I cling to past glories from 1972 (the year I was born...it's been downhill since).

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-09-24, 21:28

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

MiamiSpartan: Dolphins
It's right there in the name.
That's pretty much a gut punch, right there.

But yeah, you're probably right. You can also add that I cling to past glories from 1972 (the year I was born...it's been downhill since).

You're beating the shit out of nobody right now

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