Paw Paw Harvest 2020

It’s time for everyone to harvest your paw paw trees so get out that ladder and get to it. Filled up two grocery bags full of them earlier today. Might have waited a little bit too long as I had to pick up some off the ground, but they don’t seem overripe down there yet. How many did all y’all get this year?

Go figure. It's an Ohio thing. Travis is obsessed with Ohio.

It’s Michigan turtleneck there’s a city called Paw Paw and everything

Is that some kind of code name like the Wolverine Watchmen uses for IEDs?

The leaves smell bad tbh

You're such a blue

Jake from State Farm wrote:Is that some kind of code name like the Wolverine Watchmen uses for IEDs?

It’s their pet name for trump.

Well now you guys aren’t going to get any of the paw paw bread I’m making and you’ll have to make your own. It’s like banana bread but roughly 50% better and you can’t have any

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:It’s Michigan turtleneck there’s a city called Paw Paw and everything

Are you like the president of the Ohio travel association or something?

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:It’s Michigan turtleneck there’s a city called Paw Paw and everything

Are you like the president of the Ohio travel association or something?

Treasurer, but I don’t see how that’s relevant

Why is this ok? We chased off Giant Moose, but some poster gets to freely promote Ohioism without consequence.

Turtleneck wrote:Why is this ok? We chased off Giant Moose, but some poster gets to freely promote Ohioism without consequence.

I live in Michigan and my tree is in Michigan you’re being mean :(

Is this a Goose schtick?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Why is this ok? We chased off Giant Moose, but some poster gets to freely promote Ohioism without consequence.

I live in Michigan and my tree is in Michigan you’re being mean :(

And yet that doesn't stop you from spreading Ohioism and lies about the good people of Michigan.

This is all very hurtful :(

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:This is all very hurtful :(

Would you say it made you blue?

Are blues the new downriggers?

The Toledo War got us the Upper Peninsula

Travis hates the UP. He thinks up north is Mio.

No shock this is another old boys network tradition supported by the misogynist Travis. I refuse to take part until Maw Maw trees and those of non-binary orientation are welcomed into the fold.

How do Me-Maws feel about this?

You guys paw paws are the weirdest fucking fruit I swear. It’s like a banana that grows in Michigan it’ll blow your mind. Come over and I’ll give you one

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You guys paw paws are the weirdest fucking fruit I swear. It’s like a banana that grows in Michigan it’ll blow your mind. Come over and I’ll give you one

I'm not falling for that again

They look gross.

Sounds perfect for Travis. They smell like Ohio.

The flowers produce an odor similar to that of rotting meat to attract blowflies or carrion beetles for cross-pollination. Other insects that are attracted to pawpaw flowers include scavenging fruit flies, carrion flies, and beetles.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asimina_triloba

The flowers were in like April you clod

The seeds are a pain in the ass though

Turtleneck wrote:Sounds perfect for Travis. They smell like Ohio.

The flowers produce an odor similar to that of rotting meat to attract blowflies or carrion beetles for cross-pollination. Other insects that are attracted to pawpaw flowers include scavenging fruit flies, carrion flies, and beetles.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asimina_triloba

Are blowflies anything like puck bunnies?

I don’t like custard, Travis, and apparently paw paw taste a little like custard. Let me give you an example: Whenever someone brought doughnuts to work, I would get the chocolate frosted creme filled kind, not the chocolate frosted custard filled kind.
But if I want some, I’ll just steal them from your yard.

tGreenWay wrote:I don’t like custard, Travis, and apparently paw paw taste a little like custard. Let me give you an example: Whenever someone brought doughnuts to work, I would get the chocolate frosted creme filled kind, not the chocolate frosted custard filled kind.
But if I want some, I’ll just steal them from your yard.

This post is funny because we all know GW has never had a job.

It’s really more like banana greenway

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:I don’t like custard, Travis, and apparently paw paw taste a little like custard. Let me give you an example: Whenever someone brought doughnuts to work, I would get the chocolate frosted creme filled kind, not the chocolate frosted custard filled kind.
But if I want some, I’ll just steal them from your yard.

This post is funny because we all know GW has never had a job.

It was a job, but I never paid for doughnuts.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:It’s really more like banana greenway

A banana greenway? You mean just like my avatar? That’s a banana greenway, too!