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Went for a hike this afternoon with the wife, kid, and dog as we had a rare 60+ degree day here in the beautiful Upper Peninsula of Michigan in November. It’s a short drive along Lake Superior from our house to the trailhead and an overall wonderful evening. That all changed on the way home and it hit us like ton of bricks...the stench of a thousand rotten anuses spewing pure liquid shit. But it was not a thousand anuses spewing pure liquid shit, it was just one...Daisy’s. Daisy is our three month old puppy. I’m still not sure what happened or how a 20 pound puppy can house two gallons of warm, milky, liquid feces slightly less viscous than a Wendy’s Frosty.

And then the vomit...

My 11 year old daughter who had a front row seat to the Shit Show expelled the entire contents of her little belly that was a mixture of Boom Chika Pop popcorn and fruit punch Gatorade.

Thank the good lord almighty for the advanced rubber-like Thermoplastic Elastomer used to make WeatherTech floor mats the cleanup was nothing more than 30 seconds with a garden hose and a spray bottle full of bleach.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Hope your daughter feels better.

I actually have been thinking about getting a set of those front row mats for my vehicle. The only thing stopping me is my own vomiting over the $18.00 shipping charge.

Floyd Robertson wrote:Hope your daughter feels better.

I actually have been thinking about getting a set of those front row mats for my vehicle. The only thing stopping me is my own vomiting over the $18.00 shipping charge.

She’s feeling fine, thank you! It was simply a stench induced reaction.

If you do vomit, vomit on the floor mats!

I had a drunk friend vomit in my car my freshman or sophomore year. Rather than puking between his legs on the floormats, he puked between the seat and the door. It was fucking awful. Thankfully, there was no dogshit involved.

Cameron wrote:I had a drunk friend vomit in my car my freshman or sophomore year. Rather than puking between his legs on the floormats, he puked between the seat and the door. It was fucking awful. Thankfully, there was no dogshit involved.

Are you my old roommate?

Oh man. That sucks! Hope the pup and kid are better.

Is it ok that I laughed?

Hope all get well soon.

Motown Spartan wrote:

Cameron wrote:I had a drunk friend vomit in my car my freshman or sophomore year. Rather than puking between his legs on the floormats, he puked between the seat and the door. It was fucking awful. Thankfully, there was no dogshit involved.

Are you my old roommate?

Time is a flat circle, anything is possible.

Turtleneck wrote:Is it ok that I laughed?

Hope all get well soon.

I intended it for people to laugh. And everyone is fine, thank you.

So both your little girl and the pooch bypassed the rest of the car and made it to the mats? You should count your lucky stars.

As for the mats; I got them a couple of times. Was very pleased with the performance. They really do save the carpet in the foot wells. Liked the quality enough that I got second row bench canvas cover to catch dog hair.
The founder/owner seems to be a decent guy. He’s also a slappy for the current president, so TIFWIW.

tGreenWay wrote:So both your little girl and the pooch bypassed the rest of the car and made it to the mats? You should count your lucky stars.

As for the mats; I got them a couple of times. Was very pleased with the performance. They really do save the carpet in the foot wells. Liked the quality enough that I got second row bench canvas cover to catch dog hair.
The founder/owner seems to be a decent guy. He’s also a slappy for the current president, so TIFWIW.

Yes sir it was lucky! But, it’s a full crew cab F150 with 2/3 of the back seat folded up for the dog and my daughter was aware enough to puke straight down.