Saw this film already. It was called "The Secretary" and it was waaaaaaaaay better.

by **Rocinante** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 11:03

50 Shades of Turrible.

by **Ass Dan** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 11:03

Was that with maggy gyllenhall? (sp?)

That was great.

by **Rocinante** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 11:35

Ass Dan wrote:Was that with maggy gyllenhall? (sp?)

That was great.

It was. And her weird nose.... But I agree it was great. Surprised the hell out of me. I just watched it because I have a mancrush on James Spader.

This 50 shades looks like Twilight but instead of the mysterious jackass vampire sweeping the vapid, sexually repressed, self-hating dummy off her feet, it's a jackass rich dude.

by **Mentalstate** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 11:47

I love it when they cast super gay dudes as the straight male romantic lead! A-ma-zing!

by **Rocinante** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 11:51

Mentalstate wrote:I love it when they cast super gay dudes as the straight male romantic lead! A-ma-zing!

You better not be talking about James Spader.

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 11:53

Rocinante wrote:

It was. And her weird nose.... But I agree it was great. Surprised the hell out of me. I just watched it because I have a mancrush on James Spader.

Hope you've seen Dream Lover

by **Rocinante** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 11:56

Floyd Robertson wrote:

Hope you've seen Dream Lover

A Loooooong time ago, yeah. The ending was a trip. Spader is such an under appreciated weirdo.

by **Blanch32** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 12:52

Ass Dan wrote:Was that with maggy gyllenhall? (sp?)

That was great.

Great? Film sucked and Tue script was terrible. I've seen better skinemax flicks

by **AMwood** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 12:57

i read 50 shades of ghey and i assumed this was the broke back mountain sequel.

by **Rocinante** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 13:01

Blanch32 wrote:

Great? Film sucked and Tue script was terrible. I've seen better skinemax flicks

I'm sorry, could someone translate from Blanch?

by **AMwood** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 13:03

Rocinante wrote:

I'm sorry, could someone translate from Blanch?

i'm sorry. i don't speak window licker.

by AvgMSUJoe Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 13:41

I need a cliff notes version of 50 shades...

From what I gather, Mousey shy chick gets job for rich guy. He bones her, then gets kinky.

And all the ladies swoon to that?

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 13:47

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I need a cliff notes version of 50 shades...

From what I gather, Mousey shy chick gets job for rich guy. He bones her, then gets kinky.

And all the ladies swoon to that?

And here's the author, who probably knows a ton about having kinky sex with rich guys.

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by **Rocinante** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 13:53

Floyd Robertson wrote:

And here's the author, who probably knows a ton about having kinky sex with rich guys.

Exactly. That's my point. These books (Twilight, 50 shades, etc) are written specifically with poorly developed main characters to allow the reader (lonely woman) to place herself in the role of the protagonist. They are more professionally marketed harlequin romance novels.

This is not to say there are not male equivalents... They are called porns.

by Stoops21 Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 14:06

Rocinante wrote:

I'm sorry, could someone translate from Blanch?

Something about finger blasting and a script he wrote at the bar he owns in EL

by **GirbaudJeans** Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 14:16

Floyd Robertson wrote:

And here's the author, who probably knows a ton about having kinky sex with rich guys.

No, thats a cross between Kevin James and John Goodman.

by Rod Porkmore Fri 25 Jul 2014 - 8:51

That's a dude.

by **Dr. Strangelove** Fri 25 Jul 2014 - 9:59

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