I'm [insert age] and just now....

by **kingstonlake** 2021-05-24, 17:32

Over 50 and just bought margarine for the first time.

Any hold outs on an advanced age random first timer thing?

Turtleneck and Greenway please refrain from the obvious.

by **DWags** 2021-05-24, 17:36

I’m 59 and I haven’t seen one god damn nfl championship by the lions.

by **kingstonlake** 2021-05-24, 17:48

DWags wrote:I’m 59 and I haven’t seen one god damn nfl championship by the lions.

by SawGreen 2021-05-24, 17:53

I'm NOYFB years old, and I still can't spell conshuntz.

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-05-24, 17:55

Everything I can think of is depressing so I will just leave this alone.

by MSU addict 2021-05-24, 17:57

DWags wrote:I’m 59 and I haven’t seen one god damn nfl championship by the lions.

You haven't even seen a conference championship. The Lions have one playoff win in your lifetime - mine as well (58).

by **kingstonlake** 2021-05-24, 18:08

SawGreen wrote:I'm NOYFB years old, and I still can't spell conshuntz.

That's old my friend.

by **The Pantry** 2021-05-24, 18:15

kingstonlake wrote:Over 50 and just bought margarine for the first time.

Any hold outs on an advanced age random first timer thing?

Turtleneck and Greenway please refrain from the obvious.

Why did you buy margarine?

by **kingstonlake** 2021-05-24, 18:16

The Pantry wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Over 50 and just bought margarine for the first time.

Any hold outs on an advanced age random first timer thing?

Turtleneck and Greenway please refrain from the obvious.
Why did you buy margarine?

Not relevant.

by **Dendrobates** 2021-05-24, 18:18

Margarine is 1 molecule away from being plastic.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-05-24, 18:18

SawGreen wrote:I'm NOYFB years old, and I still can't spell conshuntz.

I'm [insert age] and just now.... 502811600

by **Dendrobates** 2021-05-24, 18:19

I'm 35 and I've never been fishing.

by **The Pantry** 2021-05-24, 18:36

kingstonlake wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Why did you buy margarine?

Not relevant.

You started this thread with that so it is relevant. Stuff is gross. Why buy it now?

by **tGreenWay** 2021-05-24, 18:38

I’m 58 years old and just now realized I’m still a sexy beast.
In fact, from now on, Kingston, you should address me as Awesom-o.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-05-24, 18:40

The Pantry wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Not relevant.
You started this thread with that so it is relevant. Stuff is gross. Why buy it now?

It's a better lubricant than salted butter.

tGreenWay wrote:I’m 58 years old and just now realized I’m still a sexless beast.
In fact, from now on, Kingston, you should address me as Awesom-o.

Fixed

by **tGreenWay** 2021-05-24, 18:40

The Pantry wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Not relevant.
You started this thread with that so it is relevant. Stuff is gross. Why buy it now?

This. You can’t start a thread, make a claim, and not elaborate when a fellow Swiller asks for more information.
Signed,
Awesom-o

by **DWags** 2021-05-24, 18:41

tGreenWay wrote:I’m 58 years old and just now realized I’m still a sexy beast.
In fact, from now on, Kingston, you should address me as Awesom-o.

Horny posting on a Monday at 6:30 P.M.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-05-24, 18:41

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
You started this thread with that so it is relevant. Stuff is gross. Why buy it now?

It's a better lubricant than salted butter.

tGreenWay wrote:I’m 58 years old and just now realized I’m still a sexless beast.
In fact, from now on, Kingston, you should address me as Awesom-o.

Fixed

Those two things arent mutually exclusive.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-05-24, 18:48

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I’m 58 years old and just now realized I’m still a sexy beast.
In fact, from now on, Kingston, you should address me as Awesom-o.

Horny posting on a Monday at 6:30 P.M.

Ive always found myself to be especially concupiscent in the spring.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-05-24, 18:49

I can't believe GW is nearly the same as as Dwags. I wonder if they were both present for the loss to Cornell in 1926. I always wondered what went wrong that day.

by **kingstonlake** 2021-05-24, 19:00

The Pantry wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Not relevant.
You started this thread with that so it is relevant. Stuff is gross. Why buy it now?

Not relevant.

by **kingstonlake** 2021-05-24, 19:01

tGreenWay wrote:I’m 58 years old and just now realized I’m still a sexy beast.
In fact, from now on, Kingston, you should address me as Awesom-o.

Sounds good, Awe-somo

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-05-24, 19:07

I turn 52 this year.

I have no idea what "Bitcoin" is, I'm not real sure what Uber is.. tSwill is the only social media I have.. if it is social media? I don't think I've ever "downloaded" a song. I don't think I have "apps" on my phone?

There is probably a bunch of other stuff that I'm so ignorant about that I don't even know I'm ignorant. I just prefer to keep things simple.

by **DWags** 2021-05-24, 19:09

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

Horny posting on a Monday at 6:30 P.M.

Ive always found myself to be especially concupiscent in the spring.

They have laxatives for that.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-05-24, 19:17

Oh, I do know that Uber is where you call someone and they come get you to take you places. I'm just not sure how you'd do that and it seems weird.

by **The Pantry** 2021-05-24, 19:20

61 and just tried CLR PRO Multi-Purpose Bath Cleaner over the weekend. Stuff is weird because it sprays out in shooting plops when you pull the trigger. Discovered it's wipe/scrub-free awesome on shower walls/doors. Ordered more yesterday.

by **Motown Spartan** 2021-05-24, 19:20

I'm 44 and my balls touch the water in the toilet.

by **Turtleneck** 2021-05-24, 19:27

The Pantry wrote:61 and just tried CLR PRO Multi-Purpose Bath Cleaner over the weekend. Stuff is weird because it sprays out in shooting plops when you pull the trigger. Discovered it's wipe/scrub-free awesome on shower walls/doors. Ordered more yesterday.

I'm [insert age] and just now.... 200.gif?cid=ddb306a5vzip7d9rt7n7n1f08j7wyfyo62q22hxat262gxg1&rid=200

by **DWags** 2021-05-24, 19:30

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I turn 52 this year.

I have no idea what "Bitcoin" is, I'm not real sure what Uber is.. tSwill is the only social media I have.. if it is social media? I don't think I've ever "downloaded" a song. I don't think I have "apps" on my phone?

There is probably a bunch of other stuff that I'm so ignorant about that I don't even know I'm ignorant. I just prefer to keep things simple.

You’ve also never been north of the 45th parallel and you’ve never circled the island on a bike in a death race with your children.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-05-24, 19:38

DWags wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:I turn 52 this year.

I have no idea what "Bitcoin" is, I'm not real sure what Uber is.. tSwill is the only social media I have.. if it is social media? I don't think I've ever "downloaded" a song. I don't think I have "apps" on my phone?

There is probably a bunch of other stuff that I'm so ignorant about that I don't even know I'm ignorant. I just prefer to keep things simple.

You’ve also never been north of the 45th parallel and you’ve never circled the island on a bike in a death race with your children.

Guilty as charged.

by SawGreen 2021-05-24, 20:15

I'm still old, and today I learned that Chrissy Hynde was born in Akron OH (I always thought she was a Brit),she was at Kent State in 1970 when the sh!t went down and knew one of the victims... then she moved to London and hung out with bikers, one of whom was Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead) who apparently was instrumental in inspiring her and helped motivate her to form the Pretenders.

by **kingstonlake** 2021-05-24, 20:18

SawGreen wrote:I'm still old, and today I learned that Chrissy Hynde was born in Akron OH (I always thought she was a Brit),she was at Kent State in 1970 when the sh!t went down and knew one of the victims... then she moved to London and hung out with bikers, one of whom was Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead) who apparently was instrumental in inspiring her and helped motivate her to form the Pretenders.

Ay Oh way to go Ohio

by **kingstonlake** 2021-05-24, 20:19

Motown Spartan wrote:I'm 44 and my balls touch the water in the toilet.

You're not supposed to sit in the toilet.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-05-24, 20:34

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Ive always found myself to be especially concupiscent in the spring.

They have laxatives for that.

Laxatives are for anal prep, DWags. You of all people should know that. (Insert Mrs. DWags wearing a strap-on joke here.) (Get it? Insert it here?) I'm [insert age] and just now.... 1494614055

I'm [insert age] and just now.... 1494614055

by **The Pantry** 2021-05-24, 20:36

Turtleneck wrote:
The Pantry wrote:61 and just tried CLR PRO Multi-Purpose Bath Cleaner over the weekend. Stuff is weird because it sprays out in shooting plops when you pull the trigger. Discovered it's wipe/scrub-free awesome on shower walls/doors. Ordered more yesterday.

Knew you'd like the shooting plops description.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2021-05-24, 20:41

kingstonlake wrote:Over 50 and just bought margarine for the first time.

Any hold outs on an advanced age random first timer thing?

Turtleneck and Greenway please refrain from the obvious.

gross and huge mistake

by **DWags** 2021-05-24, 21:30

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Over 50 and just bought margarine for the first time.

Any hold outs on an advanced age random first timer thing?

Turtleneck and Greenway please refrain from the obvious.

gross and huge mistake

I mean in a pinch use it for lube if the wife gives the O.K. for anal, but I cant think of anything else

by **tGreenWay** 2021-05-24, 21:49

kingstonlake wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I’m 58 years old and just now realized I’m still a sexy beast.
In fact, from now on, Kingston, you should address me as Awesom-o.

Sounds good, Awe-somo

Awesom-o.
You can’t do anything right!

by **tGreenWay** 2021-05-24, 21:52

Turtleneck wrote:I can't believe GW is nearly the same as as Dwags. I wonder if they were both present for the loss to Cornell in 1926. I always wondered what went wrong that day.

Can’t talk about it. Still too soon. I'm [insert age] and just now.... 4177874726

by **duffy munn** 2021-05-24, 22:00

DWags wrote:I’m 59 and I haven’t seen one god damn nfl championship by the lions.

I'm 58 and have seen one god damn playoff win. One.

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