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Post by GRR Spartan Sat Jul 31, 2021 11:08 am

Who needs ten digits when you need electricity?

https://www.mlive.com/news/2021/07/portable-generators-recalled-after-7-finger-amputations-reported.html
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Post by kingstonlake Sat Jul 31, 2021 11:45 am

This doesn't add up.
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Post by tTy Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:13 pm

I bought a whole house Generac in 2013 after a huge blizzard cut off power to my house for 3 days. I had two 2 year olds and a wife to take care of. Now I root for power outages. I can still watch cable TV when that sumbitch kicks on. It is bad ass. Also have all my fingers, so.......
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Post by tGreenWay Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:32 pm

Depending on which finger, this could’ve been a devastating accident to blanch.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:58 pm

My dad lost a knuckle to a snow optimist...

(HTF did my phone go to optimist?)


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Post by tGreenWay Sat Jul 31, 2021 8:04 pm

AvgMSUJoe wrote:My dad lost a knuckle to a snow optimist...


There were a couple of farmers I knew growing up who both lost multiple digits over the course of their careers. Pretty sure it was a combine that got both of them. Their stumps fascinated me.
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Post by Cameron Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:48 pm

My grandpa and dad have both lost parts of fingers fucking with farm equipment and winches and shit. I try to avoid heavy machinery, trying to break the curse.
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Post by The Pantry Sun Aug 01, 2021 2:31 pm

AvgMSUJoe wrote:My dad lost a knuckle to a snow optimist...

(HTF did my phone go to optimist?)
Not your phone. This place still has the archaic word swap thing from its early days. B-lower & g-host still get changed automatically. Probably some other words too. Stupid.
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