Bump when you clog the toilet

That had to be a 15-incha.

Bump. Hadn't even wiped yet.

I wish I could lay a log like that. Instead I came up with a giant poop smear. I was at my in-laws on one of those toilets where you have to hold the handle for 10 seconds because you are not even sure it is going to flush. Fortunately that gave me enough time to reach in there and wipe it with a piece a piece of toilet paper.

Herbie Green wrote:I wish I could lay a log like that.  Instead I came up with a giant poop smear.  I was at my in-laws on one of those toilets where you have to hold the handle for 10 seconds because you are not even sure it is going to flush.  Fortunately that gave me enough time to reach in there and wipe it with a piece a piece of toilet paper.

A) Gross.
B) You should leave that in there as a badge of honor.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

A) Gross.
B) You should leave that in there as a badge of honor.

I was in the middle of making this giant tossed salad for everyone so I didn't want anyone to know. I didn't see a brush and panicked.

Bump!! Grrrr

I like it when it curls around the toilet bowl. I haven't done that in a long time.

I wish there was something I could eat that would guarantee that I'd take a massive python dump.

Rodeo Burger wrote:I like it when it curls around the toilet bowl. I haven't done that in a long time.

I wish there was something I could eat that would guarantee that I'd take a massive python dump.

You should try swallowing some garden hose.

Whenever I eat a bunch of peanuts at the ball park the next day, I lay 'cement' that will put a tight seal in the toilet bowl.