Where are you standing on these UFO hearings?

I mean “potential national security threat”. I’m still not a believer. But Congress having hearings?

Mach 20? Weird shit

I'm pro alien. Go (little) Green (dudes).

Live and let live I always say.

We should invite the aliens to parley. They'll either eat us or help us solve climate change.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I'm pro alien. Go (little) Green (dudes).

Live and let live I always say.

You’re the first person they’re going to eat.

As I’ve maintained for awhile now, there’s a part of me that thinks we’re being slow-walked to a much bigger announcement. Release some info, let us reconcile it; declassify even more info, let us come to terms with it; then Joe Biden gives a prime time national address when, at the end of his speech, the head on his meatsack unzips to reveal a lizard. Or something like that.

my guess is the second they land, they'll look around and say 'fuck this shit' and get back to whatever relative Utopia they came from.

tGreenWay wrote:

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I'm pro alien. Go (little) Green (dudes).

Live and let live I always say.

You’re the first person they’re going to eat.

Pre marbled and pickled.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my guess is the second they land, they'll look around and say 'fuck this shit' and get back to whatever relative Utopia they came from.

I pray there's intelligent life somewhere out there in space 'cause there's bugger all down here on earth.

This Late Night vid takes UFO's a step farther.  I knew the dude when Letterman sportingly took him apart.  He's dead serious.  



Parking garage he managed was the Miller garage next to the RenCen...was a great place to watch Formula 1 races back when they were downtown.

UFOs are absolutely real. There are plenty of flying objects that are not identified. That doesn't mean it's aliens.

Cue Ancient Aliens meme here.

The Pantry wrote:This Late Night vid takes UFO's a step farther.  I knew the dude when Letterman sportingly took him apart.  He's dead serious.  



Parking garage he managed was the Miller garage next to the RenCen...was a great place to watch Formula 1 races back when they were downtown.

What exactly goes into managing a parking lot? Say you have 100 spaces, then two cars exit, so let two cars in. Voila, I’m a manager.
Oh, you say the roll of tickets distributed to vehicles entering the lot is running low? Hey Bob*, put a new roll of tickets in the machine. Boom. Give me a raise cuz my management is aces.




*this in no way implies Bob is my underling at a parking lot.