Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
+16
Triple Sparty
InTenSity
kingstonlake
Brock Middlebrook
Other Teams Pursuing That
WhiteBoyHatcher
Floyd Robertson
tTito
Giant Moose
Blanch32
Watch Out Pylon!
Robert J Sakimano
Herbie Green
Snake Plissken
steveschneider
Marc Summers
20 posters
Page 1 of 2
Page 1 of 2 • 1, 2
Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
I've never understood this. Instead of remaining seated until the group is called, they stand in everyone's way. Nobody has ever arrived to their destination sooner by doing this.
Marc Summers- Pet Troll
- Posts : 642
Join date : 2014-05-07
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Bin space is limited and they want to make sure their bags are by their seats.
steveschneider- Spartiate
- Posts : 34247
Join date : 2014-05-02
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
steveschneider wrote:Bin space is limited and they want to make sure their bags are by their seats.
I've never crowded the gate, and always carry on. Not once have I stored my bag outside of reach of my row.
Marc Summers- Pet Troll
- Posts : 642
Join date : 2014-05-07
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
I don't board in zone 2 or 3 but if I did that's exactly what I would do. Those people don't get any overhead storage.Marc Summers wrote:
I've never crowded the gate, and always carry on. Not once have I stored my bag outside of reach of my row.
Snake Plissken- Geronte
- Posts : 2117
Join date : 2014-04-15
Location : Bottle of bourbon
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Snake Plissken wrote:I don't board in zone 2 or 3 but if I did that's exactly what I would do. Those people don't get any overhead storage.Marc Summers wrote:
I've never crowded the gate, and always carry on. Not once have I stored my bag outside of reach of my row.
You're trying to say Zone 2 gets no storage?
Marc Summers- Pet Troll
- Posts : 642
Join date : 2014-05-07
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Maybe they are trying to keep from getting a blood clot.
Herbie Green- Spartiate
- Posts : 5404
Join date : 2014-05-11
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
this..Herbie Green wrote:Maybe they are trying to keep from getting a blood clot.
they're trying to walk off that jumbo Cinnabonn and a triple caramel Machiatto root beer float.
Robert J Sakimano- Geronte
- Posts : 49787
Join date : 2014-04-15
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Marc Summers wrote:I've never understood this. Instead of remaining seated until the group is called, they stand in everyone's way. Nobody has ever arrived to their destination sooner by doing this.
First time flying? Congrats!
Watch Out Pylon!- Geronte
- Posts : 23330
Join date : 2014-04-30
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Marc Summers wrote:I've never understood this. Instead of remaining seated until the group is called, they stand in everyone's way. Nobody has ever arrived to their destination sooner by doing this.
First time flying? Congrats!
I've flown over 50,000 miles in the last six months. Have not once had issues with bin space. Still have no idea why people crowd the gate.
Marc Summers- Pet Troll
- Posts : 642
Join date : 2014-05-07
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Marc Summers wrote:steveschneider wrote:Bin space is limited and they want to make sure their bags are by their seats.
I've never crowded the gate, and always carry on. Not once have I stored my bag outside of reach of my row.
You don't fly enough
Blanch32- Geronte
- Posts : 11034
Join date : 2014-04-16
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Marc Summers wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
First time flying? Congrats!
I've flown over 50,000 miles in the last six months. Have not once had issues with bin space. Still have no idea why people crowd the gate.
No. No you haven't.
Watch Out Pylon!- Geronte
- Posts : 23330
Join date : 2014-04-30
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
It's the same reason people do anything else. They are dumb and annoying.Marc Summers wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
First time flying? Congrats!
I've flown over 50,000 miles in the last six months. Have not once had issues with bin space. Still have no idea why people crowd the gate.
Giant Moose- Geronte
- Posts : 5837
Join date : 2014-04-16
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Marc Summers wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
First time flying? Congrats!
I've flown over 50,000 miles in the last six months. Have not once had issues with bin space. Still have no idea why people crowd the gate.
And in 10 years you'll fly a million miles. Lol
Blanch32- Geronte
- Posts : 11034
Join date : 2014-04-16
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
I don't get why everyone has stand up, retrieve their overhead bag and cram into the the aisle as soon as the seat belt sign goes off after landing. Do they seriously think they'll get off the plane quicker?
tTito- Geronte
- Posts : 1672
Join date : 2014-04-22
Location : Heart of America
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Everything annoying about air travel can be summed up in three words:
People Are Stupid
People Are Stupid
Floyd Robertson- Geronte
- Posts : 29164
Join date : 2014-04-15
Location : Rolling Hills Alcoholic Rehabilitation Center: Where They Don't Beat You or Anything
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
tTito wrote:I don't get why everyone has stand up, retrieve their overhead bag and cram into the the aisle as soon as the seat belt sign goes off after landing. Do they seriously think they'll get off the plane quicker?
I do it just to stretch my legs if I'm in an aisle seat.
Watch Out Pylon!- Geronte
- Posts : 23330
Join date : 2014-04-30
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Marc Summers wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
First time flying? Congrats!
I've flown over 50,000 miles in the last six months. Have not once had issues with bin space. Still have no idea why people crowd the gate.
You probably aren't traveling with a lot of luggage.
steveschneider- Spartiate
- Posts : 34247
Join date : 2014-05-02
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
tTito wrote:I don't get why everyone has stand up, retrieve their overhead bag and cram into the the aisle as soon as the seat belt sign goes off after landing. Do they seriously think they'll get off the plane quicker?
This is a better observation than the OPs. +1
steveschneider- Spartiate
- Posts : 34247
Join date : 2014-05-02
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
steveschneider wrote:Marc Summers wrote:
I've flown over 50,000 miles in the last six months. Have not once had issues with bin space. Still have no idea why people crowd the gate.
You probably aren't traveling with a lot of luggage.
I think, more likely, it's because he lives in an imaginary fantasyland.
WhiteBoyHatcher- Geronte
- Posts : 28969
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Marc Summers wrote:I've flown over 50,000 miles in the last six months. Have not once had issues with bin space. Still have no idea why people crowd the gate.
We're still allowing members here that fly commercial?
Guest- Guest
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
LooseGoose wrote:Marc Summers wrote:I've flown over 50,000 miles in the last six months. Have not once had issues with bin space. Still have no idea why people crowd the gate.
We're still allowing members here that fly commercial?
The neighborhood has gone to shit..
Other Teams Pursuing That- Geronte
- Posts : 36472
Join date : 2014-04-18
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
tTito wrote:I don't get why everyone has stand up, retrieve their overhead bag and cram into the the aisle as soon as the seat belt sign goes off after landing. Do they seriously think they'll get off the plane quicker?
This is also on the list of unnecessary steeple activities on airplanes.
Marc Summers- Pet Troll
- Posts : 642
Join date : 2014-05-07
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
steveschneider wrote:Marc Summers wrote:
I've flown over 50,000 miles in the last six months. Have not once had issues with bin space. Still have no idea why people crowd the gate.
You probably aren't traveling with a lot of luggage.
I travel with one carry on bag of the maximum allowed size. Jam packed. Frankly, I have no idea why anyone would need more than about 8 shirts and 4 pairs of pants for vacation.
Marc Summers- Pet Troll
- Posts : 642
Join date : 2014-05-07
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
B/c they are people persons, motherfucker
Brock Middlebrook- Geronte
- Posts : 1262
Join date : 2014-04-21
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Since everyone understands that the flight crew doesn't get paid until they close the doors, everyone is anxious to get on board so that they can help the crew earn more $$$.
steveschneider- Spartiate
- Posts : 34247
Join date : 2014-05-02
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Marc Summers wrote:steveschneider wrote:
You probably aren't traveling with a lot of luggage.
I travel with one carry on bag of the maximum allowed size. Jam packed. Frankly, I have no idea why anyone would need more than about 8 shirts and 4 pairs of pants for vacation.
Who the fuck travels with a "jam packed" luggage bag? That's a rookie mistake.
steveschneider- Spartiate
- Posts : 34247
Join date : 2014-05-02
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Why are we even posting in a Nucky thread?
Snake Plissken- Geronte
- Posts : 2117
Join date : 2014-04-15
Location : Bottle of bourbon
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
White people problems.
kingstonlake- Geronte
- Swill Pick 'em 2022 Extended Season Champion
- Posts : 26427
Join date : 2014-05-15
Age : 60
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Snake Plissken wrote:Why are we even posting in a Nucky thread?
Its a slow day.
InTenSity- Geronte
- Posts : 16004
Join date : 2014-04-18
Age : 47
Location : Kendall
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
complaining about air travel.. what's next, a thread outlining your uniquely personal concerns with Comcast..?
Robert J Sakimano- Geronte
- Posts : 49787
Join date : 2014-04-15
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
I have an awesome idea for a revolutionary passenger airplane design. It involves the entire side of the airplane pivoting up like the doors on DeLorean. The seats would be on rails and each row would slide out. All luggage would be stowed directly underneath you and would also be loaded at boarding and available immediately upon departure. This idea is gonna make me rich. Perhaps Nucky can fund it with his fake trust fund. He will surely benefit from it during all of his fake vacations.
WhiteBoyHatcher- Geronte
- Posts : 28969
Join date : 2014-04-20
Location : Welcome to the Revolution
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Robert J Sakimano wrote:complaining about air travel.. what's next, a thread outlining your uniquely personal concerns with Comcast..?
I actually love air travel, just some things people do boggle my mind.
Marc Summers- Pet Troll
- Posts : 642
Join date : 2014-05-07
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Nobody loves air travel, FYI.
Triple Sparty- Spartiate
- Posts : 1079
Join date : 2015-02-25
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Marc Summers wrote:Robert J Sakimano wrote:complaining about air travel.. what's next, a thread outlining your uniquely personal concerns with Comcast..?
I actually love air travel, just some things people do boggle my mind.
tTito- Geronte
- Posts : 1672
Join date : 2014-04-22
Location : Heart of America
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I have an awesome idea for a revolutionary passenger airplane design. It involves the entire side of the airplane pivoting up like the doors on DeLorean. The seats would be on rails and each row would slide out. All luggage would be stowed directly underneath you and would also be loaded at boarding and available immediately upon departure. This idea is gonna make me rich. Perhaps Nucky can fund it with his fake trust fund. He will surely benefit from it during all of his fake vacations.
I think they should just make it a bunch of pods like in 2001 and put everyone in a sedated state. You go to the airport, you pass through screening, you lay in a comfortable pod, you are tranquilized and then the pods are loaded up in the airplane for the flight. Next thing you know you come to in your destination city and you begin your adventure.
steveschneider- Spartiate
- Posts : 34247
Join date : 2014-05-02
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
Snake Plissken wrote:Why are we even posting in a Nucky thread?
Just so I could motherfucker him.
BTW, here's your currently still available license plate
Brock Middlebrook- Geronte
- Posts : 1262
Join date : 2014-04-21
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
steveschneider wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I have an awesome idea for a revolutionary passenger airplane design. It involves the entire side of the airplane pivoting up like the doors on DeLorean. The seats would be on rails and each row would slide out. All luggage would be stowed directly underneath you and would also be loaded at boarding and available immediately upon departure. This idea is gonna make me rich. Perhaps Nucky can fund it with his fake trust fund. He will surely benefit from it during all of his fake vacations.
I think they should just make it a bunch of pods like in 2001 and put everyone in a sedated state. You go to the airport, you pass through screening, you lay in a comfortable pod, you are tranquilized and then the pods are loaded up in the airplane for the flight. Next thing you know you come to in your destination city and you begin your adventure.
That's why we have alcohol
Brock Middlebrook- Geronte
- Posts : 1262
Join date : 2014-04-21
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
I have an idea where you walk through a special doorway and are instantly at your desired locationsteveschneider wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I have an awesome idea for a revolutionary passenger airplane design. It involves the entire side of the airplane pivoting up like the doors on DeLorean. The seats would be on rails and each row would slide out. All luggage would be stowed directly underneath you and would also be loaded at boarding and available immediately upon departure. This idea is gonna make me rich. Perhaps Nucky can fund it with his fake trust fund. He will surely benefit from it during all of his fake vacations.
I think they should just make it a bunch of pods like in 2001 and put everyone in a sedated state. You go to the airport, you pass through screening, you lay in a comfortable pod, you are tranquilized and then the pods are loaded up in the airplane for the flight. Next thing you know you come to in your destination city and you begin your adventure.
The Pantry- Geronte
- Posts : 19096
Join date : 2014-04-16
Location : Troy
Re: Why do people crowd standing near the gate while boarding a plane?
The Pantry wrote:I have an idea where you walk through a special doorway and are instantly at your desired locationsteveschneider wrote:
I think they should just make it a bunch of pods like in 2001 and put everyone in a sedated state. You go to the airport, you pass through screening, you lay in a comfortable pod, you are tranquilized and then the pods are loaded up in the airplane for the flight. Next thing you know you come to in your destination city and you begin your adventure.
Watch Out Pylon!- Geronte
- Posts : 23330
Join date : 2014-04-30
steveschneider- Spartiate
- Posts : 34247
Join date : 2014-05-02
Page 1 of 2 • 1, 2
Similar topics
» BREAKING NEWS: Paddle Boarding with a shark
» Right about now the second plane struck
» Not one of you weasels with connections and people who know people can tell us the QB this close to game time?
» Religious white people are still the most clueless people in America
» Don't make me pull this plane over!
» Right about now the second plane struck
» Not one of you weasels with connections and people who know people can tell us the QB this close to game time?
» Religious white people are still the most clueless people in America
» Don't make me pull this plane over!
Page 1 of 2
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|