Grills no longer allowed at tailgate sites

At least in Miami for a while. Geez.

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Florida. Huh. Shocking.

tGreenWay wrote:Florida. Huh. Shocking.

I am sure bath salts were involved. Probably a little cannibalism, too.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Florida. Huh. Shocking.

I am sure bath salts were involved. Probably a little cannibalism, too.

Have we accounted for all of our Florida Swillers?

You don’t really need a grill, these cars are on fire, hot dogs and long sticks a good enough

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

I am sure bath salts were involved. Probably a little cannibalism, too.

Have we accounted for all of our Florida Swillers?

No. Honestly, I can see any of them being responsible for this. Especially Miami. He seems so careless.

DWags wrote:You don’t really need a grill, these cars are on fire, hot dogs and long sticks a good enough

So you're saying this accident actually made tailgating better? You might be onto something.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Florida. Huh. Shocking.

I am sure bath salts were involved. Probably a little cannibalism, too.

I hate you

I read this as "Girls no longer allowed at tailgate sites" and thought there was some boob flashing or some other shenanigans taking place.

And then I started thinking Dendro and DWags were up to no good and it was their fault...

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Have we accounted for all of our Florida Swillers?

No. Honestly, I can see any of them being responsible for this. Especially Miami. He seems so careless.

Are we certain Cam isn’t a Florida resident? He’s another who could pull this shit.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

No. Honestly, I can see any of them being responsible for this. Especially Miami. He seems so careless.

Are we certain Cam isn’t a Florida resident? He’s another who could pull this shit.

Well, then it might have been intentional. "I know one of these cars belongs to Steve."

Here's why we should not argue with strangers on the internet: There is a group of humans out there that had a few beers, and had a small grill with hot coals in it. It was game time, and this group of people thought it was a good idea to put hot coals under an automobile. Hot, smoldering coals. "Hey, just shove that thing under the car and lets go to the game.

They walk among us.

On one picture I saw, you could see a little kettle grill in the back of a burned out jeep. Not sure if that started it. Some reports said a grill was put under a car as they went in to the game. Because why wouldn't you slide a hot grill right up under the car's gas tank?

MiamiSpartan wrote:On one picture I saw, you could see a little kettle grill in the back of a burned out jeep. Not sure if that started it. Some reports said a grill was put under a car as they went in to the game. Because why wouldn't you slide a hot grill right up under the car's gas tank?

Highly recommend the Weber Jumbo Joe for tailgating. Close the vents, put the lid on, and snap the handle over the top. Fire is out within 30 minutes.

I rub sticks together to start and feed the fire with scavenged detritus.
I find it has a truer sense of the locally sourced ethos.
If your not going to take it seriously you might as well put ketchup on your pasty.