tOffiial 2023/24 NFL Playoffs Thread

[Nordic]

NFC home field on the line.

KWIII doing KWIII things vs. the Eagles.

[kingstonlake]

Two seed

[NigelUno]

The Eagles are frauds.

[Nordic]

Good day for the Leos. Clinched the division and Dallas lost. Gonna be a fist fight for the final 2 Wildcard spots.

NFC Division Winners (4 spots)
*San Fran
*Detroit
Philly/Dallas
Tampa/Atlanta/Saints

Wildcards(3 spots)
Philly/Dallas*
Tampa/Rams/Seahawks
Atlanta/Saints/Packers/Vikings
Bears?

[tGreenWay]

[Heat Miser]

NFL on Nickelodeon sucks balls.

[Nordic]

Ravens up 10-5 on San Fran.

[tGreenWay]

Ravens up 10-5 on San Fran.

Now up 16-12 @ the Half.

[tGreenWay]

BTW, the Chiefs looked like ass today.

[aualum06]

BTW, the Chiefs have looked like ass all season.

Fify

[tGreenWay]

BTW, the Chiefs have looked like ass all season.

Fify

9-6. Piss poor. I havent watched enough to know what the problems are, but I do see Kelce, Mahomes, and Reid on a few commercials. I mean, good for them for making extra coin, but has their celebrity created enough distractions to result in poor play? I don’t know the answer, I’m just asking the question.

[Nordic]

Purdy Noooooooo!

[Nordic]

Four teams still alive for the NFC bye. Good weekend for the Leos (except Philly). No idea what the scenarios look like.

[kingstonlake]

Four teams still alive for the NFC bye. Good weekend for the Leos (except Philly). No idea what the scenarios look like.

If the Lions beat DAL and MIN and SF lose to WASH or LA Lions would be the one seed.

[Trapper Gus]

Maybe things have changed since I paid attention to football, but there are more playoff spots than four?

https://apnews.com/article/chiefs-mahomes-eagles-hurts-49ers-purdy-mccaffrey-ravens-jackson-3ef3f7d045b5d3f777d106a9266347a0

[Travis of the Cosmos]

And if the lions win both games they’re the 2 no matter what anyone does. Don’t know what happens if they lose one but probably that means 3

[NigelUno]

Maybe things have changed since I paid attention to football, but there are more playoff spots than four?

https://apnews.com/article/chiefs-mahomes-eagles-hurts-49ers-purdy-mccaffrey-ravens-jackson-3ef3f7d045b5d3f777d106a9266347a0

Popular Songs:
1."You Don't Have to Be a Star" ... Marilyn McCoo
and Billy Davis Jr.
2."You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" ... Leo Sayer
3."I Wish" ... Stevie Wonder
4."Car Wash" ... Rose Royce
5."Torn Between Two Lovers" ... Mary MacGregor
6."Blinded By the Light" ... Manfred Mann's Earth Band
7."New Kid in Town" ... Eagles
8."Love Theme from 'A Star is Born'" ... Barbra Streisand
9."Rich Girl" ... Daryl Hall and John Oates
10."Dancing Queen" ... ABBA

Popular Movies:
1. Star Wars
2. Rocky
3. Smokey and the Bandit
4. A Star Is Born
5. King Kong
6. The Deep
7. Silver Streak
8. The Enforcer
9. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
10. In Search of Noah's Ark

Most Popular Television Shows:
1. Laverne & Shirley (ABC)
2. Happy Days (ABC)
3. Three's Company (ABC)
4. 60 Minutes (CBS)
5. Charlie's Angels (ABC)
6. All in the Family (CBS)
7. Little House on the Prairie (NBC)
8. Alice (CBS)
9. M*A*S*H (CBS)
10. One Day at a Time (CBS)

[Trapper Gus]

Maybe things have changed since I paid attention to football, but there are more playoff spots than four?

https://apnews.com/article/chiefs-mahomes-eagles-hurts-49ers-purdy-mccaffrey-ravens-jackson-3ef3f7d045b5d3f777d106a9266347a0

Popular Songs:
1."You Don't Have to Be a Star" ... Marilyn McCoo
and Billy Davis Jr.
2."You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" ... Leo Sayer
3."I Wish" ... Stevie Wonder
4."Car Wash" ... Rose Royce
5."Torn Between Two Lovers" ... Mary MacGregor
6."Blinded By the Light" ... Manfred Mann's Earth Band
7."New Kid in Town" ... Eagles
8."Love Theme from 'A Star is Born'" ... Barbra Streisand
9."Rich Girl" ... Daryl Hall and John Oates
10."Dancing Queen" ... ABBA

Popular Movies:
1. Star Wars
2. Rocky
3. Smokey and the Bandit
4. A Star Is Born
5. King Kong
6. The Deep
7. Silver Streak
8. The Enforcer
9. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
10. In Search of Noah's Ark

Most Popular Television Shows:
1. Laverne & Shirley (ABC)
2. Happy Days (ABC)
3. Three's Company (ABC)
4. 60 Minutes (CBS)
5. Charlie's Angels (ABC)
6. All in the Family (CBS)
7. Little House on the Prairie (NBC)
8. Alice (CBS)
9. M*A*S*H (CBS)
10. One Day at a Time (CBS)

All of that is from a few years after I stopped paying attention to popular culture, but a good effort by you.

[Zurn]

And if the lions win both games they’re the 2 no matter what anyone does. Don’t know what happens if they lose one but probably that means 3

If they win 2 they have a shot at the 1. If they lose 1 they still are most likely a 2. Would have to lose both to wind up a 3 (probably)

Waiting for somebody to go through the tiebreaker scenarios.

https://www.nfl.com/standings/tie-breaking-procedures

[NigelUno]

Popular Songs:
1."You Don't Have to Be a Star" ... Marilyn McCoo
and Billy Davis Jr.
2."You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" ... Leo Sayer
3."I Wish" ... Stevie Wonder
4."Car Wash" ... Rose Royce
5."Torn Between Two Lovers" ... Mary MacGregor
6."Blinded By the Light" ... Manfred Mann's Earth Band
7."New Kid in Town" ... Eagles
8."Love Theme from 'A Star is Born'" ... Barbra Streisand
9."Rich Girl" ... Daryl Hall and John Oates
10."Dancing Queen" ... ABBA

Popular Movies:
1. Star Wars
2. Rocky
3. Smokey and the Bandit
4. A Star Is Born
5. King Kong
6. The Deep
7. Silver Streak
8. The Enforcer
9. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
10. In Search of Noah's Ark

Most Popular Television Shows:
1. Laverne & Shirley (ABC)
2. Happy Days (ABC)
3. Three's Company (ABC)
4. 60 Minutes (CBS)
5. Charlie's Angels (ABC)
6. All in the Family (CBS)
7. Little House on the Prairie (NBC)
8. Alice (CBS)
9. M*A*S*H (CBS)
10. One Day at a Time (CBS)

All of that is from a few years after I stopped paying attention to popular culture, but a good effort by you.

It was the last year there were 4 teams (per conference) in the NFL playoffs. And if you haven't seen Rocky, it's a great movie.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

And if the lions win both games they’re the 2 no matter what anyone does. Don’t know what happens if they lose one but probably that means 3

If they win 2 they have a shot at the 1.   If they lose 1 they still are most likely a 2.   Would have to lose both to wind up a 3 (probably)

Waiting for somebody to go through the tiebreaker scenarios.

https://www.nfl.com/standings/tie-breaking-procedures

If they lose one they are most likely 3.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

You can fudge the percentages because this says that sf has a 23% chance of losing one of their 2, and that seems high but this is still a good enough guide

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[Trapper Gus]

So, I'm still confused. The Lions are winning the division, right?

Yet they still have to play in the "playoff" game to get into the real Super Bowl games?

[tGreenWay]

Maybe things have changed since I paid attention to football, but there are more playoff spots than four?

https://apnews.com/article/chiefs-mahomes-eagles-hurts-49ers-purdy-mccaffrey-ravens-jackson-3ef3f7d045b5d3f777d106a9266347a0

Did you hear the NFL and AFL merged?

[Trapper Gus]

Maybe things have changed since I paid attention to football, but there are more playoff spots than four?

https://apnews.com/article/chiefs-mahomes-eagles-hurts-49ers-purdy-mccaffrey-ravens-jackson-3ef3f7d045b5d3f777d106a9266347a0

Did you hear the NFL and AFL merged?

Yes, I am aware of that, just happened, right? /s

[NigelUno]

I think somebody had too much egg nog.

[Zurn]

You can fudge the percentages because this says that sf has a 23% chance of losing one of their 2, and that seems high but this is still a good enough guide

[tw]1739643475908288853[/tw]

Looks like the advantage of being the 2 seed is that you would get two home playoff games whereas the 3 seed is likely to play a second playoff game on the road? Assuming the seeding held up (higher seed wining).

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Yes, if the seeding holds up then the 3 seed has to play at the 2 seed while the 4 plays at the 1. It’s not like the ncaa tourney though where you play whomever is next to you in the bracket, the highest remaining seed plays the lowest remaining seed. So if the 7 beats the 2 then the 1 plays the 7, and the 4 plays at the 3.

[kingstonlake]

SF looked pretty banged up yesterday. Don’t sleep on the rams beating them. Can the lions win in Dallas?

[aualum06]

And if the lions win both games they’re the 2 no matter what anyone does. Don’t know what happens if they lose one but probably that means 3

If they win 2 they have a shot at the 1. If they lose 1 they still are most likely a 2. Would have to lose both to wind up a 3 (probably)

Waiting for somebody to go through the tiebreaker scenarios.

https://www.nfl.com/standings/tie-breaking-procedures

I think they need to win both to get a top 2 seed without help

[tGreenWay]

SF looked pretty banged up yesterday. Don’t sleep on the rams beating them. Can the lions win in Dallas?

Unlikely.

[Nordic]

SF win
———————
Dal win
Det loss
TB loss
———————
Philly loss
Rams win
Seachickens currently winning
—————————————————-
NO win
Packers/Vikings tonight

[Travis of the Cosmos]

The lions are the 3 seed unless the cowboys and eagles both lose against bad teams, so the lions are the 3 seed.

The rams are the 6 if they beat the 49ers, who have already clinched the 1 and will likely be resting players. If the rams lose and the packers win, then the packers will be the 6.

Give me the rams, I need that juicy juicy stafford drama. Honestly as far as players go, I think that matchup would be a thing for stafford obviously, to a lesser extent goff, but most of the lions players never played with stafford at this point, do what do they care. Fans/stafford could get shook by it, but not really most of the lions. Ultimately I think the rams have an immobile qb and a bad defense, which is prime for the lions. And cjgj looks like he’s coming back this week so secondary help on the way.

If they were to win that, the lions would either play at Dallas if seeds hold or at home against the eagles/nfc south winner if they do not.

[Heat Miser]

Funny how nobody on the losing team ever thanks Jesus. Fair weather devotion?

[DWags]

So, the packers playoff starts today, Sunday. Just like last year when the lions ripped our hearts out.

Just want to remind folks. Aaron Rodgers won 6 games his first year as a starter. I think the Packers might really have put the okey doke on the Jets and the nfl. I have money on the Bears tomorrow, but I think the packers fire their defensive staff and jones Reed and love become the teams big three for a while. Just like the old cowboys.

Okey doke mother fuckers.

[tGreenWay]

Funny how nobody on the losing team ever thanks Jesus. Fair weather devotion?

Oh, they mention Jesus, but it’s in a different context and they even say his middle name.

[tGreenWay]

So, the packers playoff starts today, Sunday. Just like last year when the lions ripped our hearts out.

Just want to remind folks. Aaron Rodgers won 6 games his first year as a starter. I think the Packers might really have put the okey doke on the Jets and the nfl. I have money on the Bears tomorrow, but I think the packers fire their defensive staff and jones Reed and love become the teams big three for a while. Just like the old cowboys.

Okey doke mother fuckers.

Oh dokey

[NigelUno]

So, the packers playoff starts today, Sunday. Just like last year when the lions ripped our hearts out.

Just want to remind folks. Aaron Rodgers won 6 games his first year as a starter. I think the Packers might really have put the okey doke on the Jets and the nfl. I have money on the Bears tomorrow, but I think the packers fire their defensive staff and jones Reed and love become the teams big three for a while. Just like the old cowboys.

Okey doke mother fuckers.

Meredith, Garrison, and Hayes?

[gomersbro]

Okay donkey?

[NigelUno]

Falcons might be in the market for a new Coach.

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