Some of you sob’s best start reforming and repenting . Bob, I’m looking at you

Don’t screw my last 15-20 years left on this tock up.

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I'd be tempted to give her some points for the earthquake. Not a funckin chance on the eclipse though, zero point zero.

DWags wrote:Don’t screw my last 15-20 years left on this tock up.

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Right now I have things to do. I was going to wait for the 2045 eclipse for repenting.

Repent from electing MAGA idiots, I'm all in on that.

"so vote for the convicted rapist"!

Rick Saunders wrote:

DWags wrote:Don’t screw my last 15-20 years left on this tock up.

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Right now I have things to do. I was going to wait for the 2045 eclipse for repenting.

Perhaps they could pass a bill in Congress denouncing witchcraft and sourcery as far as moving tectonic plates and maybe dedicate a day of national prayer to prevent the moon from devouring the sun

More words of wisdom from the Batschit Crazy Party

I have never sinned.

Thanks, Bob.

Repent? I thought you said repeat! Oops. Sorry about the end of the world, guys. My bad.

and christians wonder why they've become such easy targets.

(hint.. it's not us. Look at your own crew, y'all).

Well shit I can see I’m prolly gonna be the only swill member in heaven. Hope it has bud light.

Per yesterday’s conversation, I invite all of you to join the Church of Hard Work. The almighty and benevolent St. TravelinMan and members of the church repent for nothing.

DWags wrote:Well shit I can see I’m prolly gonna be the only swill member in heaven. Hope it has bud light.

Sorry DWags...

TravelinMan wrote:Per yesterday’s conversation, I invite all of you to join the Church of Hard Work.  The almighty and benevolent St. TravelinMan and members of the church repent for nothing.

Thank St TM that The Church of Hard Work does not require hard work to enter!

TravelinMan wrote:Per yesterday’s conversation, I invite all of you to join the Church of Hard Work. The almighty and benevolent St. TravelinMan and members of the church repent for nothing.

You joke as if the United States has ever had any god greater than capitalism.

FWIW Adam Smith published Wealth of Nations in 1776. ( Some consider it the "bible" of capitalism)

Oh, and part of the reason for the revolt of the colonials was to eliminate corporations from North America.

Did a bang up job

Corruption has a way of creeping back in and the US didn't outlaw corporations. Still it wasn't until Standard Oil started shopping for a State which would create the easiest incorporation law for him that things really went out in a handbasket.

TravelinMan wrote:Per yesterday’s conversation, I invite all of you to join the Church of Hard Work.  The almighty and benevolent St. TravelinMan and members of the church repent for nothing.

thanks, man, but if I wanted to be around people who claim to have "worked hard to get to where I am" without giving credit to the privileged world they were born into, I'd go to church or your MAGA rallies.

DWags wrote:Well shit I can see I’m prolly gonna be the only swill member in heaven. Hope it has bud light.

God hates Bud Lt Dwags. Kid Rock told him too

duffy munn wrote:

DWags wrote:Well shit I can see I’m prolly gonna be the only swill member in heaven. Hope it has bud light.

God hates Bud Lt Dwags. Kid Rock told him too

it would be pretty funny if a guy named "Bud Lyght" ordered a bunch of bibles from the republican/libertarians favorite christian.

Blow their feeble minds.

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