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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-08-15, 13:26

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/huge-asteroid-that-could-end-human-life-defying-gravity-as-it-moves-towards-earth-scientists-say-9670910.html

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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2014-08-15, 13:27

my AR 15 isn't afraid of that thing..

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Post by DWags 2014-08-15, 13:30

We have to wait 880 years for this? That sucks.
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Post by Chitown_Badger 2014-08-15, 13:43

I've watched enough space shows to know that the easiest way to handle this is to simply launch a satellite that will sit just off it's surface. While small the satellite would exert a gravitational force on the asteroid and could shift it's trajectory. Or, we just call this guy.

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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-08-15, 13:46

DWags wrote:We have to wait 880 years for this?   That sucks.

I know it sounds like a long time, but it will be here before you know it!
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Post by InTenSity 2014-08-15, 13:50

Researchers at the University of Tennessee have discovered that blowing the space rock up could make the collision worse by causing several devastating impacts.
Instead, small changes could be made to its surface to disrupt the forces keeping it together and cause it to break up in outer space.
Taken from a movie they watched.

But with 35 generations to go until its possible arrival, scientists are confident that the disaster can be averted.
Neglected to watch Idiocracy.
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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2014-08-15, 13:50

Robert J Sakimano wrote:my AR 15 isn't afraid of that thing..


 Welp, it was nice knowing you turds. 4113017228  use "ain't" next time
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Post by Chitown_Badger 2014-08-15, 14:05

InTenSity wrote:
Taken from a movie they watched.


Neglected to watch Idiocracy.

Agreed. We're clearly not getting out ahead of this thing.
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Post by Heat Miser 2014-08-15, 14:17

Sounds like another scam from the climate change/gun control/anti-fracking whack jobs to move American jobs overseas & usurp our God given rights!

How's that sound Bob?
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2014-08-15, 14:22

Brock Middlebrook wrote:

 Welp, it was nice knowing you turds. 4113017228  use "ain't" next time
good point.. I sounded a bit educated for such an AR 15 afficionado..

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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2014-08-15, 14:23

Heat Miser wrote:Sounds like another scam from the climate change/gun control/anti-fracking whack jobs to move American jobs overseas & usurp our God given rights!

How's that sound Bob?
not bad.. if you could work in a few references to immigration, impeachment and thank Obama for making you late for work today, you'd be on track.

good work, though.

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Post by Code_Warrior 2014-08-15, 14:54

Heat Miser wrote:Sounds like another scam from the climate change/gun control/anti-fracking whack jobs to move American jobs overseas & usurp our God given rights!

How's that sound Bob?
The asteroid is coming from the future to take your job. Day tuk r jobs!
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Post by goodbar 2014-08-15, 15:01

Chitown_Badger wrote:

Agreed. We're clearly not getting out ahead of this thing.

fuckno we're not. as soon as they get this sexbot thing dialed in we're never leaving our houses.
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Post by InTenSity 2014-08-15, 15:04

goodbar wrote:

fuckno we're not. as soon as they get this sexbot thing dialed in we're never leaving our houses.
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