is it OK to piss in a house plant?

So last night after the lions game I figured I'd chillax by lighting up a stogg. Midway thru had to piss and I got this 3 qtr dead plant on my deck from work given to me as a death plant for my gramps. Anyway I brought it home BC the dumb ass new admin was over watering it and never bother to even ask me if that was OK.

So it's basically on life support and I peed on it. Now pee like a poison to plants or like an IV? I was thinking The rich nutrients from recycled bud light might just be what it needed.

What say you swill botanist?

Only if you're a dog, and even then you should expect to get your nose shoved in it.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Hopefully you don't own any dogs.

I don't. That isn't acceptable any longer? How are you supposed to let the dog know that peeing in a house plant isn't a good thing?

kinda sound like that donny rotten douche.

Nothing exudes class more than a 30 year old chugging bud lights and pissing into a plant on his rental deck.

I hope the swisher was sweet tho brah.

I just plugged in a printer, printed out blanch's post, and peed on it.

NigelUno wrote:I just plugged in a printer, printed out blanch's post, and peed on it.

I just did the same to scum's block M!

Blanch really takes being a loser seriously. He's damn good at it.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

I just did the same to scum's block M!

A blue one, I hope.

DroppedByADime wrote:I hope the swisher was sweet tho brah.

Nope. Hubano or whatever from Honduras. Got them from famous smoke

NigelUno wrote:I just plugged in a printer, printed out blanch's post, and peed on it.

Why was your printer not plugged in? You po bro?

You can piss in house plants as long as you use the litter box for going #2.

Poor attempt at gHost story is poor.

Also, chicken wings for lunch.

All Your Base wrote:Poor attempt at gHost story is poor.Also, chicken wings for lunch.

Yeah. This.

I didn't want to huge this feelings over that. But now that you've done so .... It's really awkward to read and realize this guy has nothing going but to try and pretend he can make up a story like his hero.

It's really uncomfortable for me. Like saying no to a begger.

Blanch, just post about real shit in your average day. Like how your cubicle looks smaller, Anything.

K. Thanks a lot.

DroppedByADime wrote:Nothing exudes class more than a 30 year old chugging bud lights and pissing into a plant on his rental deck.  

I laughed

For someone that doesn't care, he has generated 20% of the posts thus far in this thread. Just saying....