do you use baby powder on your balls?

Or any other type of powder? I'm 6'3, 240. Not a fat guy but not necessarily at my playing weight. My thighs rub together sometimes and light shit on fire, so every day i rub baby powder on muh nuts. It's been the perfect solution to this point. Anyone else go through this?

http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Absorbent-Powder-13-Ounce-Bottles/dp/B001E96PM8

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Absorbent-Powder-13-Ounce-Bottles/dp/B001E96PM8

$31 what the fuck??

It's a pack of 4. Still expensive. Look elsewhere on Amazon. They also sell it at Meijer. All of the positive effects without the baby powder smell. This stuff is great.

Gold bond has that spray now, try that

beal99 wrote:Gold bond has that spray now, try that

What's it called? Anti chub rub spay?

Ass Dan wrote:

$31 what the fuck??

you're fat AND poor?

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

you're fat AND poor?

Hey man. That ain't cool.

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Just wipe some deodorant down there. Seriously.

When I was younger I almost died at sports camps from chaffing and I never did anytbing because I was young and didn't wanna tell people my issues. Finally tried gold bond and was relieved. Haven't chaffed in years though. Try wearing briefs or compression shorts.

Gold Bond is tic tac for the nut sac.

I did not picture you as a big dude.

Rocinante wrote:I did not picture you as a big dude.

Little penis, if that explains anything

Ass Dan wrote:

Little penis, if that explains anything

Totally does.

Anti Monkeybutt
http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

I prefer lilac scented baby powder, fuck all this new age fancy shit.

I put moisturizing cream down there... all in baby... no need to fight it.

Gold Bond...lock the thread!

I honestly didn't realize this was a common issue.

Dendrobates wrote:I honestly didn't realize this was a common issue.

It isn't for normally-sized people.

I am available for ball powdering if anyone needs some help.

Minnie wrote:I am available for ball powdering if anyone needs some help.

You Can power my balls.

Minnie wrote:I am available for ball powdering if anyone needs some help.

Good to know. How are you with a razor?

Does it taste better with the powder on?

Ass Dan wrote:

$31 what the fuck??

Ball care by Ballers

Rocinante wrote:

It isn't for normally-sized people.

Sure it is. It's not just chafing. It's great for absorbing moisture on a hot ass day. Sprinkle your sack and taint area with some powder before an outdoor activity or a round of golf on a hot day and tell me you're not hooked. You can even put some on your ass cheeks to reduce the ass sweats.

I'm still using the same damn Gold Bond bottle I bought over 2.5 years ago when I got that great advice from the RCMB..It is amazing how long it lasts!

Not for me legs, just the boys

Dendrobates wrote:

You Can power my balls.

That's hot

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Sure it is. It's not just chafing. It's great for absorbing moisture on a hot ass day. Sprinkle your sack and taint area with some powder before an outdoor activity or a round of golf on a hot day and tell me you're not hooked. You can even put some on your ass cheeks to reduce the ass sweats.

Someday they will listen to you and give you the credit you deserve.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Sure it is. It's not just chafing. It's great for absorbing moisture on a hot ass day. Sprinkle your sack and taint area with some powder before an outdoor activity or a round of golf on a hot day and tell me you're not hooked. You can even put some on your ass cheeks to reduce the ass sweats.

Plus if you shart it reduces the staining.   At least that's what I've heard.

I'm going to try this.

Wait, there are dudes who don't powder their donuts? That shit's foul.

I am the lucky asshole recipient of a hydrocele. Fu. k yeah I powder the boys. Like an orange dipped in flour. Gold Bond

Radio Raheem wrote:Wait, there are dudes who don't powder their donuts? That shit's foul.

Why? My balls are clean and dry.

Rocinante wrote:

Why? My balls are clean and dry.

Bullshit they are. You just THINK they are.

I challenge you to the ball-powder challenge. It's sort of like the Ice Bucket challenge but way less charitable. You get yourself a bottle/can of Shower to Shower Sport, liberally sprinkle your balls, taint and even a bit on your ass cheeks for a week post-shower, and I guaranfuckingtee you will say "How do people live without this stuff?". Even in Wyoming. Hell I'll buy it for you if you trust a Swillster enough to PM a mailing address.

If I am successful in this endeavor, next week I will be issuing the same challenge and shipping out bidets.

I want a bidet. It would solve some big problems for me.

Ass Dan wrote:I want a bidet. It would solve some big problems for me.

If you don't have the facilities for a full blown bidet, this is a fine alternative.

http://www.amazon.com/Brondell-S1000-EW-Advanced-Elongated-Toilet/dp/B0045UB9GK