You've Been Pooping All Wrong...
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You've Been Pooping All Wrong...
You've Been Pooping All Wrong
You're supposed to squat when you poop. Did you hear me? Squatting. While pooping. Is the way to do it. Not this hunching-over thing you're doing now which takes forever and is not nature's way. Everyone else has figured it out and you are the last person still retro-pooping, so let's get you on the right path.
Heat Miser- Ephor (Operations)
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Re: You've Been Pooping All Wrong...
Heat Miser wrote:You've Been Pooping All Wrong
And how does this make me avoid work and screw around on the phone for longer periods of time?
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You poop your way, I'll poop mine.
LoneWolfSparty- Geronte
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The Squatty Potty!!!
We had those at the Swill tailgate on Saturday. Great times.
We had those at the Swill tailgate on Saturday. Great times.
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Been there, didn't do that..............
75alum- Spartiate
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One of the best documentaries I ever saw was called The Natural History of the Water Closet, back around 1980. I still remember a defecation expert explaining why the "squatting slab" used in India and southeast Asia (essentially a platform with a hole in it) is superior to the toilet.
85Grad- Spartiate
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Found squat hole I might use. Even better it's BOGO
75alum- Spartiate
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Dr. Oz demonstrated the squatting technique today.
Murphy Green- Geronte
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I got a squatty. Uncomfortable as shit and only marginally better. Plus you look like a total tool while using it.
Best for those clingers
Best for those clingers
Blanch32- Geronte
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Da fuq do I care about 79 seconds? I'm checking email or scores, or pron.
Not to mention, wouldn't leaning a little further forward properly align your puborectalis?
Aw hell, I'll carry a stool to work, to work out my stool.
Not to mention, wouldn't leaning a little further forward properly align your puborectalis?
Aw hell, I'll carry a stool to work, to work out my stool.
SawGreen- Geronte
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Does shitting in a urinal count? I've done that a few times.
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Why are you watching me poop?
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Re: You've Been Pooping All Wrong...
Snake Plissken wrote:Why are you watching me poop?
To make sure you're doing it properly.
Heat Miser- Ephor (Operations)
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I squatted when I pooped on the free scum tickets.
LoneWolfSparty- Geronte
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You could have just said something instead of making this thread. This is much more embarrassing for meHeat Miser wrote:
To make sure you're doing it properly.
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Using squatty right now. ****ing turd is stuck and I'm falling in!!!
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