Re: Ask Dendro

by **pulling69** 2014-10-09, 20:00

Sexiest injury? cheers

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-10-09, 20:12

Dendrobates wrote:

Nope. Is it worth trying?

Once I tried it, I never went back.

by **Mentalstate** 2014-10-09, 20:37

Tanfan. Yes, that's my question.

by SawGreen 2014-10-09, 20:56

Bean or walnut?

by **The Pantry** 2014-10-09, 20:59

SawGreen wrote:Bean or walnut?

Hood or hoodless?

by tanfan! 2014-10-09, 22:11

Flying up for Michigan game. Will you please sit on my lap?

by **pulling69** 2014-10-09, 22:18

Tanfan! wrote:Flying up for Michigan game. Will you please sit on my lap?

Is that going to become a Michigan game tradition? Ask Dendro - Page 2 1494614055

PS I am flying up for tOSU game and my lap is taking reservations.

by **Death Roe** 2014-10-09, 22:19

Driving up for the Michigan game. Will Tanfan please sit on my lap?

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-10-09, 22:24

pulling69 wrote:

Is that going to become a Michigan game tradition?

PS I am flying up for tOSU game and my lap is taking reservations.

Oh oh! Pick me!

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-09, 23:42

pulling69 wrote:Sexiest injury?

Severe rug burn...everywhere.

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-09, 23:42

Re: Ask Dendro
by SawGreen Today at 20:56

Walnut

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-09, 23:45

The Pantry wrote:
Hood or hoodless?

Hoodless

Tanfan! wrote:Flying up for Michigan game. Will you please sit on my lap?

Anytime, anyday. We don't need a ****ing game for me to sit on your lap. Razz

pulling69 wrote:

Of course....I am your unofficial nurse and I am here to help you get better.

Is that going to become a Michigan game tradition?

Has been for a while.
PS I am flying up for tOSU game and my lap is taking reservations.

You got it.

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-09, 23:47

You have 13 minutes left of tonight, and I "swill" continue this thread next week. Think of what kind of burning questions you want to ask. Ask Dendro - Page 2 1494614055

by **Rocinante** 2014-10-10, 00:39

Gomer wrote:It's because she wants you to get your thumb out of her ass already

I don't understand this response. Are you saying she wills herself to orgasm when I put my finger in and around her butthole because she wants me to stop? Or are you saying she's faking the orgasms... Because I don't choose to believe that either of these things are true.

by **InTenSity** 2014-10-10, 08:44

Why do hangnails hurt so goddamn much?

by tMolson 2014-10-12, 21:16

2 questions. I know you live in the Jackson area so what's the best thing on the menu at the roadhouse? And spit or swallow?

by Brock Middlebrook 2014-10-12, 22:29

Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi?

by **Nommad2** 2014-10-13, 11:52

I just had my birthday - what did you get me? I'm hoping for some personal nude pics or video.... Ask Dendro - Page 2 1837840279

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-16, 09:55

InTenSity wrote:Why do hangnails hurt so goddamn much?

Alright....starting this back up for today! I would assume they hurt so much due to more condense nerve endings in your fingers. I just had one of my nails fall off due to it getting smashed inside a trunk. Took 2 months for that baby to fall off. Hurt like a bitch.

tMolson wrote:2 questions. I know you live in the Jackson area so what's the best thing on the menu at the roadhouse? And spit or swallow?

I used to live in Jackson, but my mom is still there. I haven't been to the roadhouse since I was a teenager. They used to have great burgers. I think that was all I used to get. And....swallow

Brock Middlebrook wrote:Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi?

Not a huge pop fan. But I have always perferred coke products to pepsi, so diet coke. But if I'm going to drink pop, it's Coke Zero.

Nommad2 wrote:I just had my birthday - what did you get me? I'm hoping for some personal nude pics or video....

I didn't get a chance to post on fb on your birthday last Friday, so happy belated birthday! I've got nothing for you. Sorry. Ask Dendro - Page 2 4177874726

by **duffy munn** 2014-10-16, 10:14

Hi Dendro,

Thanks for taking my call.

You talk a lot about being attracted to women.

Is this a schtick or have you ever actually been with a woman ?

I'll hang up and listen.

by Larry Kazamias 2014-10-16, 10:19

Hypothetically speaking, if your Cloud was hacked, would there be any good photos or videos that would come out of it?

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-16, 10:22

duffy munn wrote:Hi Dendro,

Thanks for taking my call.

You talk a lot about being attracted to women.

Is this a schtick or have you ever actually been with a woman ?

I'll hang up and listen.

Women are very attractive, and yes I have been with a woman.

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-16, 10:23

Larry Kazamias wrote:Hypothetically speaking, if your Cloud was hacked, would there be any good photos or videos that would come out of it?

Is the cloud only linked to iphone? Doesn't matter, because I don't have any pictures on the cloud.

by **duffy munn** 2014-10-16, 10:29

Dendrobates wrote:

Women are very attractive, and yes I have been with a woman.

Follow up question. Threesome ?

by PreMadonna 2014-10-16, 10:46

Are you and your Mom going to be up for a rematch at the Ice Luge at this years' scUM game with my wife and Daughter? IIRC, my team embarrassed team Dendro last year. Ask Dendro - Page 2 1494614055

( Not that I encourage excessive drinking by hot women or anything sophomoric like that) Ask Dendro - Page 2 3003718628

by **InTenSity** 2014-10-16, 10:51

Dendrobates wrote:

Is the cloud only linked to iphone? Doesn't matter, because I don't have any pictures on the cloud.

If you have a smart phone, most likely your pictures are somewhere in the cloud. Almost all of them do a backup.

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-16, 11:09

duffy munn wrote:

Follow up question. Threesome ?

No Comment

PreMadonna wrote:Are you and your Mom going to be up for a rematch at the Ice Luge at this years' scUM game with my wife and Daughter? IIRC, my team embarrassed team Dendro last year.

( Not that I encourage excessive drinking by hot women or anything sophomoric like that)

I would love to as I am always up for a rematch. I don't know if there will be an ice luge at that game or not. But my mom will not be there this time. I am stuck with the hubby.

InTenSity wrote:
If you have a smart phone, most likely your pictures are somewhere in the cloud. Almost all of them do a backup.

Gotcha. I do not have any nudie pics on the cloud.

by **The Pantry** 2014-10-16, 11:40

Bald, landing strip, or full-on jungle?

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-16, 12:07

The Pantry wrote:Bald, landing strip, or full-on jungle?

Bald. Which reminds me that I need to schedule my wax. It is just a preference of mine, don't care what the guy thinks.

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-10-16, 13:26

Dendrobates wrote:

I do not have any nudie pics on the cloud.

Yet

by **DroppedByADime** 2014-10-16, 13:56

Women over 40- even those who take care of themselves seem to develop a FUP - my biggest turn off.

Other than the obvious - tell me some good hints, things to say that ( although I'm no Adonis ) let them no how that needs to go. Is offering to pay for a tuck too much ? ( half kidding).

Tia.

by **DWags** 2014-10-16, 14:18

Oldest guy you would ever have the sex with?

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-16, 16:02

DroppedByADime wrote:Women over 40- even those who take care of themselves seem to develop a FUP - my biggest turn off.

Other than the obvious - tell me some good hints, things to say that ( although I'm no Adonis ) let them no how that needs to go. Is offering to pay for a tuck too much ? ( half kidding).

Tia.

Yea....you're SOL.

DWags wrote:Oldest guy you would ever have the sex with?

I think older men are sexy so it just depends on how good he looks. I like the whole late 40s -50s, but if he's in good shape, I wouldn't be afraid of someone in his 60s.

by Brock Middlebrook 2014-10-16, 16:28

What do you think about dude's with FUP?

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-16, 16:58

Brock Middlebrook wrote:What do you think about dude's with FUP?

I actually had to look up what a FUPA was. Because of the way female's hormones work, it is more likely for them to develop excess fat in the pubic area. Especially after children, and is therefore, more difficult to remove.

Looking at men's pics of a FUPA, it looks like all just very overweight men which isn't attractive. Whereas a woman could still be in the correct weight, but have a FUPA.

by Izzo Court 2014-10-16, 17:19

Ben Affleck walks into a bar after filming tomorrow night. He points at you and 4 other young women to come with him. What do you do?

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-16, 18:00

Izzo Court wrote:Ben Affleck walks into a bar after filming tomorrow night. He points at you and 4 other young women to come with him. What do you do?

So I'm kinda pissed I couldn't participate in filming because I was asked to (due to wedding tomorrow). I did get to do 2 days of extra work in downtown Detroit. Anyway....I was 10 feet away from Ben Affleck and was hoping to get closer.

And to answer your question....I will go with him and see where the night takes me. The husband would understand and give me the go ahead.

by **The Pantry** 2014-10-16, 19:11

Dendrobates wrote:

So I'm kinda pissed I couldn't participate in filming because I was asked to (due to wedding tomorrow). I did get to do 2 days of extra work in downtown Detroit. Anyway....I was 10 feet away from Ben Affleck and was hoping to get closer.

And to answer your question....I will go with him and see where the night takes me. The husband would understand and give me the go ahead.

Would you be up for a 3-way with Jennifer Garner?

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-16, 19:13

The Pantry wrote:Would you be up for a 3-way with Jennifer Garner?

Sure I could do it. She doesn't impress me herself, but I wouldn't mind. Ask Dendro - Page 2 3557613862

by **The Pantry** 2014-10-16, 19:15

I find her kinda hot in the Capital One commercials. Nice DSLs

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