Quit changing tSwillBookie asshat

by SPARTASOTAN 2014-10-10, 21:48

Laid up here after three surgeries. Been playing poker at $100 a hand and got over $5M and you just wiped it out. Eff you Miser!! I want my chedda back or we meet at airport.

by SPARTASOTAN 2014-10-10, 21:57

May or may not be the pain pills and Killians talking...asshat

by **Heat Miser** 2014-10-10, 22:00

Swill Casino is closed until further notice.

by SPARTASOTAN 2014-10-10, 22:04

Your wife's legs aren't...asshat

by **pulling69** 2014-10-10, 22:05

Why can I still play slots? They paying out.

by **Heat Miser** 2014-10-10, 22:06

You can blame those who keep trying to game the system.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-10-10, 22:07

Here you go, you ****ing degenerates

https://www.atlantiscasino.com/casino/online-video-poker/deuces-wild-poker

by **pulling69** 2014-10-10, 22:08

Heat Miser wrote:You can blame those who keep trying to game the system.

Don't try and lump me in with the cheaters. Not my fault your vid poker odds were way in the players favor.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2014-10-10, 22:29

Definitely had a casino addiction

When he dropped the Max to $100, I started only playing black Jack and doubling everything just to bet more so I could feel alive

by **Code_Warrior** 2014-10-10, 22:57

I got ass raped by Blackjack earlier today. Had to go to the slots to get my Swill cheddah back.

by **Heat Miser** 2014-10-10, 23:41

Slots is back.

by **Heat Miser** 2014-10-10, 23:57

Blackjack is back.

by SPARTASOTAN 2014-10-11, 01:48

Eff you miser! Start me w neg $6150...asshat

by **Heat Miser** 2014-10-11, 02:12

SPARTASOTAN wrote:Eff you miser! Start me w neg $6150...asshat

How'd that happen? Must be a glitch or two still out there. I reset you to $500.

EDIT: definitely something wrong with Blackjack. Taking it down.

by dubie7006 2014-10-11, 04:06

So...all my money are gone? All my bets are gone? I was at over 9k, now back to 500? What a goddamn communist regime. Razz

by **The Pantry** 2014-10-11, 07:37

Heat Miser wrote:You can blame those who keep trying to game the system.

I don't think anyone here is clever enough to game the system, short of playing excessively because we're all losers with nothing better to do

by Zapp Brannigan 2014-10-11, 07:50

Why reset swill bookie back to $500? I never even stepped in the damn casino and lost my winnings and current bets.

by Guest 2014-10-11, 08:31

Goddamn bunch a whiners.....

by **InTenSity** 2014-10-11, 09:17

To be fair. Beta typically means testing before the working product is put out.

by **Heat Miser** 2014-10-11, 09:19

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all that we are still in beta on Swill Bookie and Swill Casino. Resets are part of the deal.

Also, I can do a lot of things pretty well when drunk. Coding is not one of them.

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-10-11, 09:59

dubie7006 wrote:So...all my money are gone? All my bets are gone? I was at over 9k, now back to 500? What a goddamn communist regime.

I had over $800k that I won playing poker Evil or Very Mad

by **The Pantry** 2014-10-11, 10:00

Heat Miser wrote:I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all that we are still in beta on Swill Bookie and Swill Casino. Resets are part of the deal.

Also, I can do a lot of things pretty well when drunk. Coding is not one of them.

No harm. No foul.

My only request is you think of me next time you bang your hot wife and scream "PANTRY!" during climax

by SPARTASOTAN 2014-10-11, 10:01

Now that that I have awaken with a moderate sense of sobriety I would like to take a moment to rectify my harsh words towards the miser. No more asshat name calling. Ass now reduced to butt, and hat to helmet. Give me back my chedda butthelmet. And the singular casino game of helmet spin is pure bliss...butthelmet.
Back to vicodin and booze for me.

by **The Pantry** 2014-10-11, 10:04

Snake Plissken wrote:I had over $800k that I won playing poker

Lost 3.7M vBucks when Trevor gave the keys to 247. Have not forgotten

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-10-11, 11:18

The Pantry wrote:Lost 3.7M vBucks when Trevor gave the keys to 247. Have not forgotten

That happened when the board shut down. This is the equivalent of Vegas making the slot machines too loose and then taking your winnings back to correct their mistake.

by **Code_Warrior** 2014-10-11, 11:47

All you whiners complaining about losing your millions. I'll tell you what really hurts. I lost $100 worth of highly valuable Swill cash playing Blackjack and then had to go over to the slots and make $400 to take back my losses, cover my bets, and pocket a cool $100. So, when you complain about losing your millions of useless Swill cash, just remember that there are some of us who have lost upwards of $100 of very valuable Swill cash.

by **Gomer** 2014-10-11, 12:05

InTenSity wrote:To be fair. Beta typically means testing before the working product is put out.

tSwill gets more and more like 247 every day.

by **SeeRockCity** 2014-10-11, 14:25

Just so we're all on the same page here, you guys know this is make-believe right? In other words, not to put too fine a point on it but this is not real money.

by dubie7006 2014-10-12, 13:50

SeeRockCity wrote:Just so we're all on the same page here, you guys know this is make-believe right? In other words, not to put too fine a point on it but this is not real money.

WHAT!??!?! NO WAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!111!1!!11!!!! I thought for sure I was going to be a bajillionaire by playing casino games on a non-casino website. Oh man this is so disappointing. Major mark against tSwill here, you guys!

by SPARTASOTAN 2014-10-12, 15:21

SeeRockCity wrote:Just so we're all on the same page here, you guys know this is make-believe right? In other words, not to put too fine a point on it but this is not real money.

A little late in the game to throw that out there! This is the first statement I have seen to that affect. On the positive, not so concerned of my $5M loss then.

by **NigelUno** 2014-10-12, 15:39

SeeRockCity wrote:Just so we're all on the same page here, you guys know this is make-believe right? In other words, not to put too fine a point on it but this is not real money.

Like the make-believe Swill tailgates?

by **Wally Fairway** 2014-10-12, 15:49

What a bunch of MAC level whiners

I had over 10,000,000,000,000,000 but the software couldn't figure that out so it said I had about 20,000,000 and the poof, like a fart, it was gone

Winners gonna whine

by SPARTASOTAN 2014-10-12, 16:58

Wally Fairway wrote:What a bunch of MAC level whiners

I had over 10,000,000,000,000,000 but the software couldn't figure that out so it said I had about 20,000,000 and the poof, like a fart, it was gone

Winners gonna whine

Lol...asshat

by **Rocinante** 2014-10-12, 23:38

What the fuck! I was just hitting my stride and now all my bets are belong to nobody!! ****ing asshats!!

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-10-12, 23:41

Rocinante wrote:What the fuck! I was just hitting my stride and now all my bets are belong to nobody!! ****ing asshats!!

I want my money back. Let's protest.

How do we protest a free board? Dammit Quit changing tSwillBookie asshat 1431518612

by SPARTASOTAN 2014-10-13, 17:17

2014-10-13

Snake Plissken wrote:

I want my money back. Let's protest.

How do we protest a free board? Dammit

Our buddies at Westboro are interested...asshat

by **Wally Fairway** 2014-10-14, 10:10

It doesn't look like anyone really cares - there are baseball, CBB Natty Champ & Stanley Cup bets that can be made; and there is a grand total of $132 bet.

Heat was right - just focus on the football stuff, FWIW that should be up later today.

by **InTenSity** 2014-10-14, 10:34

Wally Fairway wrote:It doesn't look like anyone really cares - there are baseball, CFB Natty Champ & Stanley Cup bets that can be made; and there is a grand total of $132 bet.

Heat was right - just focus on the football stuff, FWIW that should be up later today.

I'd like to bet on it, but not having a lot of fake cash makes me only want to bet on daily games for now, until I can get a little bit of a purse.

by Townie 2014-10-14, 11:33

Wally Fairway wrote:It doesn't look like anyone really cares - there are baseball, CBB Natty Champ & Stanley Cup bets that can be made; and there is a grand total of $132 bet.

Heat was right - just focus on the football stuff, FWIW that should be up later today.

I don't care about fake bets that won't pay off until next June. Focus on short term bets.

by SPARTASOTAN 2014-10-16, 19:59

Are we getting poker and bj back...butthelmet?

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