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Dude gets thrown in jail for giving cop wet willy

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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2014-10-22, 17:54

http://www.mankatofreepress.com/news/local_news/article_ad537f6a-3dbc-5534-aaee-3cb9144874eb.html

After feeling two fingers "wet with saliva being pushed into his right and left ear canals, which caused pressure and discomfort," the officer turned around to see Swearingen walking away.
Swearingen then sat down with a group of friends and said, "I just gave the cop a wet Willy" the officer reported.
Swearingen was still in jail Monday afternoon awaiting a court appearance after prosecutors charged him with a felony for assaulting a police officer with bodily fluids. That is the worst charge that was requested by the officer, who didn't go through any testing to see if he might have been infected by the saliva that was left in his ears as a result of the double wet Willy. Lesser charges of fifth-degree assault and disruptive intoxication were also filed by the Blue Earth County attorney's office.

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Post by Rocinante 2014-10-22, 18:08

Good. Fucker deserved it. That shit is gross.
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Post by DWags 2014-10-22, 18:34

Here is where I say a cop should be able to at least bitch slap the guy and not be fired. Then no charges and everyone is happy.
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Post by Rocinante 2014-10-22, 18:41

DWags wrote:Here is where I say a cop should be able to at least bitch slap the guy and not be fired. Then no charges and everyone is happy.

That would work too. In fact, if the cop took the dude into an ally in cuffs and told him. "Look, here's how it's going to go down. You have a choice. Either, I take your ass to jail for assaulting an officer, or I let you out of these cuffs and backhand the shit out of you right here and we both go home. I'm waiting." I'd be okay with that.
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Post by 75alum 2014-10-22, 19:17

Wasn't Swearingen a character on Deadwood? Cocksucka....
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-10-22, 20:50

DWags wrote:Here is where I say a cop should be able to at least bitch slap the guy and not be fired. Then no charges and everyone is happy.

Nah. That's a disproportionate response. But the copper should be able to give the accused an atomic wedgie.
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