Am I the only one who hates/hated dressing up for Halloween?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-10-29, 16:56

Okay I know 90% of you probably don't dress up anymore but god it sucks.

I have to drag my ass to good will or a Salvation Army to throw together some shitty costume for what? So I can show up to a party, be drunk, and ruin my costume within probably an hour?

And who the hell is looking at me anyway? The sluttiest costumes are the only ones in college that anyone actually cares about.

Ho hum Halloween. What should I even be or buy?

by **Rocinante** 2014-10-29, 17:13

Dude. A good costume will get you laid.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-10-29, 17:14

Rocinante wrote:Dude. A good costume will get you laid.

I'm getting laid either way, bro.

by 75alum 2014-10-29, 17:15

Yeah.......I'll stay in that 90% group

by **MiamiSpartan** 2014-10-29, 17:19

I don't dress up for Halloween anymore, but part of me wishes I had a reason to. The only time I ever felt like you was probably in high school, when life was all about trying to pretend to be cool and not wanting to look like little kid. College brought me back to the fun of it. Helloween was always, and still is, one of my favorite times of years. Experiencing it through the eyes of my daughter (now 8) has made it fun on a whole other level.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-10-29, 17:20

Figure out how to make a tent stake costume.

by HT 2014-10-29, 18:39

No, I hated doing it at MSU. I would just throw on flannel, jeans, my work boots, and carry around a thing of Brawny paper towels and be the Brawny guy, or put on a hat and grab an ax and say I was Paul Bunyan (I'm like 6'4" and have a beard).

That was as far as I was going. Didn't really have any desire to do more than that and still don't. Better ways to spend my time and money.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-10-29, 18:43

Never understood grown ups that insist in dressing up. Especially at work.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2014-10-29, 19:13

Never liked it

by **Rocinante** 2014-10-29, 19:18

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I'm getting laid either way, bro.

Oh you're one of those monogamous bros...

by tanfan! 2014-10-29, 20:05

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I'm getting laid either way, bro.

You should dress up with chaps so that your bare ass sticks out. That would be kool

by EdMartinsLoan 2014-10-29, 22:52

You must be employed in a field that doesn't demand a lot of creativity.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-10-30, 06:21

Halloween Costumes Were Much Scarier In 1900

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by **Frank Ricard** 2014-10-30, 06:57

I'm going as an old fat guy in an oversized sweatshirt. In my world, everyday is Halloween, bitch.

by **Ass Dan** 2014-10-30, 07:25

Usually I setup a fire pit at the end of or driveway and drink a few beers while passing out candy with my mom. That's one of my favorite things about fall honestly.

This year I work all night....

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-10-30, 08:39

I'm going as a RCMB tailgate attendee..

by Stoops21 2014-10-30, 08:53

Floyd Robertson wrote:Halloween Costumes Were Much Scarier In 1900

Sweet lord that is the scariest shit I have ever seen.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-10-30, 09:01

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I'm getting laid either way, by a bro.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-10-30, 09:35

gHost Spartan wrote:"Ruin your costume"

Ask yourself this: Do I like getting laid?

Halloween is one of the few "holidays" during the year where chicks let it all hang out (literally) and one of the easiest nights to get laid. Sack the fuck up, go to Salvation Army and buy some old clothes and go as a Hobo. It's really not that difficult to have fun.

So you have to dress like an idiot in order to 1) Oogle the chickes letting it all hang out 2) to wait until they are drunk and then have your way with them?

Seems like all that is still true even without putting on some one else's old nasty sweat infested clothing.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-10-30, 09:40

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I'm going as a RCMB tailgate attendee..

That sounds like it would be a tad inappropriate to go out in public in.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-10-30, 09:40

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

You're kinda a homophobe, bro.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-10-30, 09:43

gHost Spartan wrote:"Ruin your costume"

Ask yourself this: Do I like getting laid?

Halloween is one of the few "holidays" during the year where chicks let it all hang out (literally) and one of the easiest nights to get laid. Sack the fuck up, go to Salvation Army and buy some old clothes and go as a Hobo. It's really not that difficult to have fun.

Getting laid sounds like a holiday for you.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-10-30, 09:45

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Never understood grown ups that insist in dressing up. Especially at work.

I am going to dress up for work tomorrow and I work from home.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-10-30, 09:45

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

You're kinda a homophobe, bro.

You sound like a homosexual.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-10-30, 09:49

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

You sound like a homosexual.

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Don't catch the gays!

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-10-30, 09:55

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Will you go out with me? I can just see you squirming from here

Don't catch the gays!

So, essentially, your comeback is "I know you are but what am I?" Am I the only one who hates/hated dressing up for Halloween? 1494614055

Yeah you are too good at trash talking for me!

by HT 2014-10-30, 09:59

Easy solution, just trim up a bedsheet and be a ghost.

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by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-10-30, 10:03

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

That sounds like it would be a tad inappropriate to go out in public in.

it is 364 days a year..

by tanfan! 2014-10-30, 10:29

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Will you go out with me? I can just see you squirming from here

Don't catch the gays!

We should fu ck

by **Cym Jim** 2014-10-30, 12:24

Got this sweet gorilla suit for $30. Gonna bang my wife in it when I'm done trick or treating.

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by **Rocinante** 2014-10-30, 12:26

Cym Jim wrote:Got this sweet gorilla suit for $30. Gonna bang my wife in it when I'm done trick or treating.

I would totally cut a hole in the crotch to put my dong through.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2014-10-30, 16:26

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Will you go out with me? I can just see you squirming from here

Don't catch the gays!

Hey, fuck you bro. Bee is my little fuck slut. Stop trying to get in the way.

Go back to sucking off tanfan and taking old man splooge on the chin.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-10-30, 16:54

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Hey, fuck you bro. Bee is my little fuck slut. Stop trying to get in the way.

Go back to sucking off tanfan and taking old man splooge on the chin.

Sorry but you are way too under endowed for me. I gots to have more than 3 1/2 inches.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2014-10-30, 17:15

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Sorry but you are way too under endowed for me. I gots to have more than 3 1/2 inches.

Big fan of deep throating big dicks then, eh?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-10-31, 09:57

Meteorologist Ginger Zee as, I don't even know what.

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by **CORNER BLITZ** 2014-10-31, 10:08

Floyd Robertson wrote:Meteorologist Ginger Zee as, I don't even know what.

Mystique from the xmen

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-10-31, 10:13

CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Mystique from the xmen

Well, I guess you now know that I've never seen an xmen movie.

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