What's the worst beer you've ever had?

Kept seeing the commercials for that Miller Fortune so I picked up a sixer. That's some nasty ass beer right there. Would've been better off with a 40 of King Cobra.  

Miller Lite. Can't stand the stuff.

Plus it's sponsored by HUGE so.....

Little Kings cream ale. Tastes like fermented jizz.

MSUgoat wrote:Little Kings cream ale. Tastes like fermented jizz.

Why do you know what that tastes like?

And who knocked Cobra? I hate this thread so much.

Right brain has an asparagus beer called Spear Beer.

It was the worst fucking thing ever

Genesee (Genny) Regular/Light. That shit is so horrible. It tastes like what I imagine the roots of a plant would taste like.

Ass Dan wrote:Right brain has an asparagus beer called Spear Beer.

It was the worst fucking thing ever

Yeah, that doesn't sound good. Magic Hat's Beet Beer isn't very good either.

I think Guinness is gross.


Yes, I know I'm gay for not liking overly bitter shitwater.

Worst beer I ever had was Bell's Lager of the Lakes that was several months expired. Huge bummer, because I've had non-expired Lager of the Lakes and I quite enjoyed it. I know that's not really in the spirit of the thread, but still...

BtothejizA wrote:I think Guinness is gross.


Yes, I know I'm gay for not liking overly bitter shitwater.

Guinness was the first beer I ever tried. I should have started with something else.

Buckhorn

:insert lock smilie:

BtothejizA wrote:I think Guinness is gross.


Yes, I know I'm gay for not liking overly bitter shitwater.

Guinness is a lot of things, but bitter isn't one at all. Whether you like stouts or not, Guinness is one of the smoothest beers you'll ever have... If anything, it's too smooth.

To answer the question, I'd say Keystone Light. Sorry, Keith Stone.

gHost Spartan wrote:

Genesee Cream Ale is legit tho.

Never had it, but there's no way I could judge it fairly after having the other kinds of Genny.

gHost Spartan wrote:I'm not a fan of any "flavored" beer. But of the traditional beers I would have to go with Heineken. It's literally undrinkable to me.

Agreed. No one will ever convince me that it isn't just rebottled skunky beer.

Schlitz Ice. I bought a case of it back in 94 from Goodrich Shoprite. Drank maybe 1 can of it and threw the rest out. Pure ass water

gHost Spartan wrote:I'm not a fan of any "flavored" beer. But of the traditional beers I would have to go with Heineken. It's literally undrinkable to me.

Heineken direct from the factory in Amsterdam is AMAZING. Somehow once its but in a bottle and sold in America, undrinkable swill. Still can't figure out why

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I frankly don't understand how you hipsters drink most of the trendy IPAs... bitter as shit.

Not a hipster, but I love IPAs I guess I just like the taste of hops

Honest to god, I thought it said "worst bjer" at first.

gvsparty wrote:Genesee (Genny) Regular/Light. That shit is so horrible. It tastes like what I imagine the roots of a plant would taste like.

Bought a case of Genny Light Ice out in Put In Bay for some after bar beers. Had 1/2 a beer and couldn't drink anymore.

Only other beer I remember being that bad was something called Lord Chesterfield. Was going out to Pittsburgh for a wedding and we stopped nearby to buy a case. Friend saw some green cans (we were all Spartans that were driving out there) and bought a case. Huge mistake. After 1 beer, decided that a warm LaBatt's was much better than a cold Lord Chesterfield.

Literally the only "high end craft" beer that I have turned away:

21st Amendment Back in Black IPA

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I frankly don't understand how you hipsters drink most of the trendy IPAs... bitter as shit.

IPA's are the absolute best. C'mon dudeee

Labatt Blue Light. Beer-scented water. Trader Joe's beer isn't that great, either.

I'll add that I'm not a fan of IPAs, either.

Genny Light is not that bad. I used to drink it all the time in upstate NY. Regular Genesee on the other hand is putrid dick water.

Genny Light can on campus

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I frankly don't understand how you hipsters drink most of the trendy IPAs... bitter as shit.

A good ipa doesn't need to have a huge level of hops. I hate drinking California ipas like bear republic and stone and lagunitas because they are way over - hopped and kinda all taste the same.

Give me a two hearted over almost any other ipa

Floyd Robertson wrote:Honest to god, I thought it said "worst bjer" at first.

Yeah? And?

Falstaff. Tastes awful but gives you the shits for a week!

Olympia "Oly": Not the worst beer I've ever had but it certainly isn't very good.

Not sure of the name, but it was definitely at Harpers. Second and third worst were there too.

R.P. McMurphy wrote:

Yeah? And?

The one I didn't get that one time.

Coors Light. Shit sucks.

Stones crime and punishment hands down no question. In top of been terrible they were expensive as shit.

Cym Jim wrote:Not sure of the name, but it was definitely at Harpers. Second and third worst were there too.

Harper's beer sucks bawls

MSUgoat wrote:Genny Light is not that bad. I used to drink it all the time in upstate NY. Regular Genesee on the other hand is putrid dick water.

Genny Light can on campus

A number of years ago it wasn't available in MI and I brought back 30 packs to tailgate with...Those were the days.

PS Worst beer might have been Camo Malt Liquor, 40oz. I was gifted that during a 40 gift exchange party that MSUGoat invited me to. IIRC he went across the boarder to score a 40 of Carling Black Label to gift out.

Milwaukee's Best or some sort of it. It was bad.

BtothejizA wrote:I think Guinness is gross.


Yes, I know I'm gay for not liking overly bitter shitwater.

I didn't like Guiness the first time I tried it. Now it's a regular choice.