Brutal day of online Christmas shopping

So many options....

Fuck malls

I went to Frankenmuth today. Crowds were sparse, as was traffic. Parking was super easy. My kids had zero meltdowns. I had zero meltdowns. No lines for any of the eating establishments. And my back feels great after 3 hours+ in the car.

Did you stop by Bronner's?

Yeah it was totally dead. Everything was on clearance. Kids didn't ask for a single thing to my surprise. 2 year old totally content in her stroller. 5 year old sticking tight by my side. They were so good I was able to ask a stranger to watch them for 10 minutes and took the wife behind one of the giant penguin displays to give me a beej. Great day.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Yeah it was totally dead. Everything was on clearance. Kids didn't ask for a single thing to my surprise. 2 year old totally content in her stroller. 5 year old sticking tight by my side. They were so good I was able to ask a stranger to watch them for 10 minutes and took the wife behind one of the giant penguin displays to give me a beej. Great day.

Stepford family.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Yeah it was totally dead. Everything was on clearance. Kids didn't ask for a single thing to my surprise. 2 year old totally content in her stroller. 5 year old sticking tight by my side. They were so good I was able to ask a stranger to watch them for 10 minutes and took the wife behind one of the giant penguin displays to give me a beej. Great day.

Make sure they keep watching TV 12 hours every day, they will turn out great.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Yeah it was totally dead. Everything was on clearance. Kids didn't ask for a single thing to my surprise. 2 year old totally content in her stroller. 5 year old sticking tight by my side. They were so good I was able to ask a stranger to watch them for 10 minutes and took the wife behind one of the giant penguin displays to give me a beej. Great day.

It would be best if you didn't ask the kids about the questions I asked them while you left them with me.

I have been putting it off. A lot.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I have been putting it off. A lot.

Does your wrist ever get sore? Wait, this is not the selfie thread. What are we talking about?

I hate shopping with a passion, so anything online I can buy is my favorite option. And go do figure, I live in an apartment place in between 2 malls. I hate dealing with mall traffic just as much. I hope to get a house soon.