Christmas Carols

Why are they so awesome? I'm a metal head 11 months out of the year, but December rolls around and I'm constantly listening to stations that play Christmas songs 24/7.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Why are they so awesome? I'm a metal head 11 months out of the year, but December rolls around and I'm constantly listening to stations that play Christmas songs 24/7.

I think this sums you up pretty well...

I bet you watch those shitty Lifetime Christmas movies nonstop also.

How's your gingerbread house coming?

We need to help LWS out...

Turtleneck wrote:We need to help LWS out...

That's pretty good. I like Twisted Christmas too. Oh and Transsiberian.

But I also like stuff like:

Burl Ives - Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer [XIR 2…: https://youtu.be/ZURWp7G8baU

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

That's pretty good. I like Twisted Christmas too. Oh and Transsiberian.

But I also like stuff like:

Burl Ives - Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer [XIR 2…: https://youtu.be/ZURWp7G8baU

I tried to help. You're on your own, pal.

So, there is like a 6 tune rotation they do on the broadcast radio and none of them are "carols"... kinda pisses me off. Can't even find "carols" on XM. (ie Baby Jesus songs)

Also, between "Hurry down my chimney tonight" and "Baby it's cold outside". They sexualized a third of the 6 they do play.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

That's pretty good. I like Twisted Christmas too. Oh and Transsiberian.

But I also like stuff like:

Burl Ives - Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer [XIR 2…: https://youtu.be/ZURWp7G8baU

The Twisted Sister one is cool.  They all (or mostly) sung the Christmas songs over music from their own songs.  Oh Come All ye faithful is to the "We're Not Gonna Take it" music, etc.  But the "Heavy Metal Christmas" that was posted above is one of my favorites for the lyrics:

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 silver crosses
11 black mascaras
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

Rob Halford put out a Christmas album a few years ago, as well, as you may or not know.



I'll also give a shout out for some old school early 90s Christmas Thrash, from Deliverance:

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Why are they so awesome? I'm a metal head 11 months out of the year, but December rolls around and I'm constantly listening to stations that play Christmas songs 24/7.

Most of the music is just real simple with good hooks. Nothing more to it really.

I have twin Christmas Carols

My fav. Xmas tune goes "loo loo loo, loo loooooo. Loo loo loo, loo looooo. Loo loo loo, loo loo loo loo, loo loo loo loo loo looooooooo.

Bump for LWS -

Noddy Holder and Slade

LooseGoose wrote:Bump for LWS -

Noddy Holder and Slade

Why would you bump this??? I got so excited that lws was back and done with pray the gay away camp. You just ruined Christmas. Thanks.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:Bump for LWS -

Noddy Holder and Slade

Why would you bump this??? I got so excited that lws was back and done with pray the gay away camp. You just ruined Christmas. Thanks.

I bumped it in honor of LWS and to let ingrate atheist motherfuckers like yourself know that my thoughts and prayers were with him (just in case he got shot hunting).   Plus I like Noddy Holder and I don't think he's ever gotten the credit he deserved.

LooseGoose wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Why would you bump this??? I got so excited that lws was back and done with pray the gay away camp. You just ruined Christmas. Thanks.

I bumped it in honor of LWS and to let ingrate atheist motherfuckers like yourself know that my thoughts and prayers were with him (just in case he got shot hunting).   Plus I like Noddy Holder and I don't think he's ever gotten the credit he deserved.

Who ever said I was an atheist? I certainly didn't. LWS knew better. You sir are no LWS. RIP. Or whatever.