Dear Bob Sak: Thanks For Hosting a Great Cotton Bowl Watch Party

by **Turtleneck** 2015-01-02, 09:03

Pretty sure everybody had a great time. Had you been there, you would have had a good time. Maybe.

So just a run down of things.

1) I got most of the holes in the walls patched up but had to leave a few unpatched. It was a crazy game. People were so pumped up before it started, depressed during the game, and then going nuts down the stretch. All of that meant lots of people punching lots of walls. I'm sure you understand.

2) I definately forgot to turn the oven off before I left.

3) Do you own a plunger? Toilet is clogged.

4) Your neighbor is a jerk. People were sticking around after the game but we were low on food. Anyway, somebody shot (don't know where the gun came from) a couple squirrels out of a tree in your neighbor's yard. He threatened to call the police but we told him that you would work out a solution. Anyway, we fried up some squirrel. It was the first time I had fried squirrel. Pretty good.

5) Oh yeah, I also forgot to do the dishes before I left.

6) I saved the worst for last. Somebody brought two dogs. One named Ronnie and the other named Reagan. They were kind of destructive. They chewed up a couple pillows and a little bit of the couch. All very sewable. Because of the game nobody took them out (and they ate a bunch of bean dip and bananas) for a while. There were some accidents but they got cleaned up. Here is the thing...they got left behind. I put out plenty of food and water so they should be fine.

I think that is it, Bob. Thanks for a great party and hopefully you will host us again.

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-02, 09:04

Sorry I couldn't make it. Something came up.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2015-01-02, 09:06

Good thing no one fell through the hole in the floor that the keg made when it landed. I put a rug over it so it should be safe.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-01-02, 09:08

Jake from State Farm wrote:Good thing no one fell through the hole in the floor that the keg made when it landed. I put a rug over it so it should be safe.

If I forgot anything just post it here. To be honest, the rugs looks better where it is now.

by **xsanguine** 2015-01-02, 09:11

I want to apologize in advance for the hypodermics that may or may not have been left behind in the vicinity of the bathrooms that were found...

And this is not in any way, shape or form an admission of guilt. I just wanted to apologize. In advance. In case something were to be found.

by **InTenSity** 2015-01-02, 09:46

Turtleneck wrote:

If I forgot anything just post it here. To be honest, the rugs looks better where it is now.

Personally I think the driveway looks much better with the huge Spartan logo painted on it. Someone did a pretty nice job with some beer cans to make a replica of the Spartan in front of the stadium.

by **kingstonlake** 2015-01-02, 09:54

I took an upper decker and shot an unarmed black teen with his hands up when i left. Will i be invited back?

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-02, 09:54

InTenSity wrote:
Personally I think the driveway looks much better with the huge Spartan logo painted on it. Someone did a pretty nice job with some beer cans to make a replica of the Spartan in front of the stadium.

Any anti-scum graffiti? We all know how he enjoys the scum hate.

by **InTenSity** 2015-01-02, 09:55

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Any anti-scum graffiti? We all know how he enjoys the scum hate.

Did anyone let that scum fan out of the basement?

by **kingstonlake** 2015-01-02, 09:58

InTenSity wrote:
Did anyone let that scum fan out of the basement?

Marc Summers and the Dude had a "do not disturb" sign hanging from the basement bathroom door knob last i checked.

by **xsanguine** 2015-01-02, 10:09

kingstonlake wrote:I took an upper decker and shot an unarmed black teen with his hands up when i left. Will i be invited back?

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by **goodbar** 2015-01-02, 11:06

Before you hear it from anyone else I just wanted to tell you that I did not take my shoes off when I entered your house Bob. In fact, I wore them the whole party. Sorry dude.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-01-02, 11:36

InTenSity wrote:
Personally I think the driveway looks much better with the huge Spartan logo painted on it. Someone did a pretty nice job with some beer cans to make a replica of the Spartan in front of the stadium.

That reminds me, was this already painted on the wall above the bed in the master bedroom? I took a nap in the master bedroom at halftime and do not remember seeing it, but it was there when I left.

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by **The_Dude** 2015-01-04, 12:46

kingstonlake wrote:

Marc Summers and the Dude had a "do not disturb" sign hanging from the basement bathroom door knob last i checked.

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by **Code_Warrior** 2015-01-04, 13:05

Bob, yikes, I tried to protect your house by shooting at these guys with my AR-15 assault rifle, but I'm not a very good shot and I missed everyone. So, yeah, sorry about the bullet holes, but it was my intention to protect your home from these people that matters, not the actual outcome, so keep that in mind. Also, I didn't cause all of the bullet holes. LWS stood there pointing his gun at the ceiling and shooting it while yelling "say hello to my little friend" in a Spanish accent. So, yeah, about the damage, I'm sorry...

by **The_Dude** 2015-01-04, 13:50

Has Bob @ died?

by **Jake from State Farm** 2015-01-04, 14:38

The_Dude wrote:Has Bob @ died?

He only gets paid to post during normal business hours. He'll be back tomorrow.

by Rod Porkmore 2015-01-04, 21:44

The_Dude wrote:Has Bob @ died?

Was thinking the same thing. RIP Bob.

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-04, 21:47

Jake from State Farm wrote:

He only gets paid to post during normal business hours. He'll be back tomorrow.

Which sucks for us.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-01-04, 21:51

I am pissed about this Lions game. Anybody want to go to Sak's and get drunk?

by LoneWolfSparty 2015-01-04, 22:08

Turtleneck wrote:I am pissed about this Lions game. Anybody want to go to Sak's and get drunk?

Bye.

by **The_Dude** 2015-01-04, 23:52

Turtleneck wrote:I am pissed about this Lions game. Anybody want to go to Sak's and get drunk?

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by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-01-05, 11:10

I think you guys were at the wrong house.. which is fine with me.. but my neighbor seems to have a problem with it.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-01-05, 11:13

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I think you guys were at the wrong house.. which is fine with me.. but my neighbor seems to have a problem with it.

You're still alive! I was starting to worry!

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by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-01-05, 11:14

I would have shown up, but that's not my scene.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-01-05, 11:22

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
You're still alive! I was starting to worry!

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by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-01-05, 11:22

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I would have shown up, but that's not my scene.

same here..

by **SeeRockCity** 2015-01-05, 11:23

Bob, I might have stolen all of your irony. I can't remember, was pretty drunk.

by **Turtleneck** 2015-01-05, 11:23

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I think you guys were at the wrong house.. which is fine with me.. but my neighbor seems to have a problem with it.

Well, I guess I can fess up and tell you that it was me that backed through the garage door.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-01-05, 11:34

SeeRockCity wrote:Bob, I might have stolen all of your irony. I can't remember, was pretty drunk.

as long as you didn't steal my sense of humor, my intellectual preservation, my emotional security and the gimp suit that I, a fully grown man, wear out in public, I'll be okay..

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-01-05, 11:37

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
as long as you didn't steal my sense of humor, my intellectual preservation, my emotional security and the gimp suit that I, a fully grown man, wear out in public, I'll be okay..

About the gimp suit... No one stole it. But you miiiiight want to get that thing dry cleaned asap.

by **The_Dude** 2015-01-05, 11:43

Bob, notice anything different about your guitars? Wink

by **xsanguine** 2015-01-05, 11:45

The_Dude wrote:Bob, notice anything different about your guitars?

What a perv.

I hope you disinfected...

by **The_Dude** 2015-01-05, 13:38

xsanguine wrote:

What a perv.

I hope you disinfected...

Bob may need to fumigate his house.. pale

by **Turtleneck** 2015-01-05, 13:44

The_Dude wrote:

Bob may need to fumigate his house..

This is true. The Dude brought his MGo buddies.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-01-05, 13:54

the crazy thing is that I looked at my watch on New Years Day around noon EST and thought to myself "those f'ers better not be at my house"..

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by **Turtleneck** 2015-01-05, 14:57

Robert J Sakimano wrote:the crazy thing is that I looked at my watch on New Years Day around noon EST and thought to myself "those f'ers better not be at my house"..

Well, we were supposed to be at your house. But instead it's one of your neighbors that has a new App state logo in their master bedroom.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-01-05, 15:07

Turtleneck wrote:

Well, we were supposed to be at your house. But instead it's one of your neighbors that has a new App state logo in their master bedroom.

I'm sure he's appreciative of the fine artwork..

by **Turtleneck** 2015-01-05, 15:19

I hope so. It more than makes up for some of the other things that happened.

by **goodbar** 2015-01-05, 16:28

did anyone pick up a fleshlight attachment/insert by chance? (it was the 7cm dilation anal replica attachment to be exact) 'cause...I got home and I was missing one from my set. thx.

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