Let's Write a Country Song - I'll Start..

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-25, 14:20

sittin' in my truck

by **AMwood** 2015-02-25, 14:23

hi guys! what's this thread all about?

by **Turtleneck** 2015-02-25, 14:24

I thought we were writing a rap song about lyfe?

Does the truck have four wheel drive?

by **InTenSity** 2015-02-25, 14:25

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by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-25, 14:28

Turtleneck wrote:

Does the truck have four wheel drive?

no self-respectin' good 'ol boy has a truck without 4 wheel drive..

by Bizarro Fletch 2015-02-25, 14:29

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2015-02-25, 14:38

Please note in order for it to be a great country-western song the following must be included:

Mama
trains
trucks
prison
getting drunk

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-25, 14:41

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Please note in order for it to be a great country-western song the following must be included:

Mama
trains
trucks
prison
getting drunk

David Allan Coe is a great American.. saw him in Asheville once.

we can reference him in tSwill country song.

by **Rocinante** 2015-02-25, 14:42

Chewin on a chaw

by **Ass Dan** 2015-02-25, 14:47

My dad is in prison

God lives in Texas

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-25, 14:48

Rocinante wrote:Chewin on a chaw

a-drankin' Mountain Dew

by **Turtleneck** 2015-02-25, 14:48

Ass Dan wrote:My dad is in prison

God lives in Texas

...and I bake my fish in Doritos.

by Toe 2015-02-25, 14:53

In or On

Vietnam

Anal

I am not creative lol!

good stuff..........

Nedgo

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-25, 14:57

Toe wrote:In or On

Vietnam

Anal

I am not creative

good stuff..........

Nedgo

this..

bump..

rednecks..

jesus..

you've been warned..

by **tTy** 2015-02-25, 15:00

So don't tread on me, or I'll stick my foot in your ass!

by **Ass Dan** 2015-02-25, 15:00

Turtleneck wrote:

...and I bake my fish in Doritos.

Nay, we fry our fish in doritos down at the hopcat

by **The Pantry** 2015-02-25, 15:02

Oh yeh, Ia'm a country fuuuuuuuuuck.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-25, 15:03

The Pantry wrote:Oh yeh, Ia'm a country fuuuuuuuuuck.

a'runnin' outta luck...

drivin' into the sunset

honey it's a good bet

I'll see Mississippi tonite...

by **tTy** 2015-02-25, 15:04

The Pantry wrote:Oh yeh, Ia'm a country fuuuuuuuuuck.

Wait, we're already to the chorus?

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2015-02-25, 15:10

Hats. We need hats and none of those faggy hipster hats - I'm talking right thinking God fearing headwear. Like a Cowboy hat or John Deere ballcap

by Bizarro Fletch 2015-02-25, 15:11

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Hats. We need hats and none of those faggy hipster hats - I'm talking right thinking God fearing headwear. Like a Cowboy hat or John Deere ballcap

Confederate flag trucker hat FTW.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-25, 15:14

mud flaps, John Deere hats
don't go a-treadin' on me
or I'll shoot you with my .33

by **tTy** 2015-02-25, 15:21

Don't never give up yer dreams
cuz if you do you ain't crap
I ain't never gave up on mine
an' now I'm managing the GAP

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-25, 15:22

tTy wrote:Don't never give up yer dreams
cuz if you do you ain't crap
I ain't never gave up on mine
an' now I'm managing the GAP

I owe who I am to Jesus
he's the one that sees us
through our tumult and pain
and keeps us a-goin', once again

by **tTy** 2015-02-25, 15:27

Nobody never done nuthin
without tryin rill hard
cuz you ain't gonna be sumthin
with less'n 3 cars in yer yard

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-02-25, 15:30

You don't have to be lonely

by **tTy** 2015-02-25, 15:30

And that's why I'd never say jack
against the red, white n blue
cuz next thing you know
Obama's comin fer you

by Bizarro Fletch 2015-02-25, 16:30

Steven Bee is humming along to this thread.

by **steveschneider** 2015-02-25, 17:00

i'm so lonely i could cry

by Bizarro Fletch 2015-02-25, 17:19

steveschneider wrote:i'm so lonely i could cry

Sorry. Do you have a contribution to make to the country song, though?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-26, 07:51

steveschneider wrote:i'm so lonely i could cry

it's a-snowin'..
and she's a-going
right out that screen door..
and I'm so lonesome
that I could cry..

by HT 2015-02-26, 08:16

Bud Light by the lake

by **Code_Warrior** 2015-02-26, 08:31

I ain't knowin bout servers,
I ain't knowin bout tech,
But I love wachin NASCAR
Out on my deck.
I'm just a good ole boy,
With my girl by my side,
And I'll love this country
Till the day that I die...

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-26, 08:38

Code_Warrior wrote:I ain't knowin bout servers,
I ain't knowin bout tech,
But I love wachin NASCAR
Out on my deck.
I'm just a good ole boy,
With my girl by my side,
And I'll love this country
Till the day that I die...

+1

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-26, 08:38

SpartanHT wrote:Bud Light by the lake

a-drankin' off the heart ache

by Brock Middlebrook 2015-02-26, 10:31

Don't no about you
But I'm all outta chew
and my bitch wont let me lick her trough,
So I got off the couch
An ran from the house
'Cause grandma stopped jacking me off

by **The Pantry** 2015-02-26, 10:46

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-02-26, 10:47

Brock Middlebrook wrote:Don't no about you
But I'm all outta chew
and my bitch wont let me lick her trough,
So I got off the couch
An ran from the house
'Cause grandma stopped jacking me off

so you got off the couch because grandma wouldn't get you off?

good lyrical twist.. if you can find a way to tie grandma to the couch (literally, figurtively, doesn't matter) you might have a cross-genre hit.

by **steveschneider** 2015-02-26, 10:50

watchin wrasslin'

by **tTy** 2015-02-26, 22:12

It don’t matter if that dumbass dress is white and gold or black and blue.
Th'only colors that matter are Red, White and Blue

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