How long would you last with Ronda Rousey?

by **The_Dude** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 13:39

How long would you last with Ronda Rousey? Ronda-rousey-1

She fights in the 135 or 140 pound mma class. Ranked the #1 female fighter in the world, pound for pound. She wins almost all her matches in under a minute.

by **Turtleneck** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 13:42

Not long regardless of what we are talking about.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 13:42

You talking about fighting or sex?

by **InTenSity** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 13:44

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You talking about fighting or sex?

Would it matter?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 13:46

InTenSity wrote:
Would it matter?

Sure. I feel like I could run in circles and avoid her for a little while to last longer if were talking about... Okay, fine, that prolly applies to both doesn't it?

by **Turtleneck** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 13:49

I am changing my answer to I do not know. Your question assumes I would be able to make an independent decision in her presence.

by Brock Middlebrook Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 14:14

All night long, muthafuckas!

by LoneWolfSparty Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 14:40

A) She is used to throwing around 135 lb women. I would destroy her because no way could she judo slam me the way she does the girls.

B) She is not hot. I wouldn't touch her.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 14:44

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You talking about fighting or sex?

How long would you last with Ronda Rousey? 502811600

she sort of strikes me as the kind of chick where "fighting" and "sex" would be synonymous

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 15:00

LoneWolfSparty wrote:
I wouldn't touch her.

Can you guys believe LWS would lie right to our face?

by **The_Dude** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 15:03

LoneWolfSparty wrote:A) She is used to throwing around 135 lb women. I would destroy her because no way could she judo slam me the way she does the girls.

She would rip off your head and shove it down your throat in under 30 seconds. How long would you last with Ronda Rousey? 502811600

by HT Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 15:04

Depends on multiple variables.

by **The Pantry** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 15:08

Some pics she looks hideous, but she cleans up pretty well.

13 seconds

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 15:08

I guess the two questions are pretty related also in the sense that even if I were in a fight with her I would use my default fighting style, "Groping Tiger Hidden Penis" to try to cop a feel before she beats me to a pulp.

by **Turtleneck** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 15:23

LoneWolfSparty wrote:A) She is used to throwing around 135 lb women. I would destroy her because no way could she judo slam me the way she does the girls.

I was waiting for some poster to come along and say he could beat her because he has a penis. Somewhat surprised it took 8 posts.

by Rodeo Burger Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 15:25

Don't ask me, ask her. I wouldn't have much say in the matter.

by **Rocinante** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 15:51

She's the female mma Mike Tyson. She's whipping people's assessment on fear now. Somebody needs to knock her shit out. Show that she's vulnerable. She fights sloppy but she's aggressive and violent. That has won her most of her fights. It won't forever. Not impressed. I'd pee on her butt though.

by **Rocinante** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 15:51

Haha. Fucking spellchecker! Asses not assessment!

by **pulling69** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 15:53

I bet she likes to be on top

by Brock Middlebrook Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 16:01

Oh good, I'm in luck

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/30/ronda-rousey-sex-fight-mma_n_2218942.html?utm_hp_ref=ronda-rousey

by **The Pantry** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 16:02

Refers to herself as "the most dangerous unarmed woman on the planet".

She's never met my ex

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 16:04

I'd give her the old Charlie Runkle special.

by **pulling69** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 16:11

The Pantry wrote:Refers to herself as "the most dangerous unarmed woman on the planet".

She's never met my ex

Not so fast:

How long would you last with Ronda Rousey? Article-2202755-14FFA8F7000005DC-332_306x465

by **Turtleneck** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 16:21

Brock Middlebrook wrote:Oh good, I'm in luck

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/30/ronda-rousey-sex-fight-mma_n_2218942.html?utm_hp_ref=ronda-rousey

by LoneWolfSparty Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 16:57

Turtleneck wrote:

I was waiting for some poster to come along and say he could beat her because he has a penis. Somewhat surprised it took 8 posts.

If that is the criteria then you could never have said it.

by **Turtleneck** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 16:59

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

If that is the criteria then you could never have said it.

I'm sorry you cannot handle women that are physically superior to you.

by LoneWolfSparty Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 17:09

Turtleneck wrote:

I'm sorry you cannot handle women that are physically superior to you.

I'm sorry you have no penis.

by **Rocinante** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 17:59

pulling69 wrote:

Not so fast:

In, on, all around.

by **GRR Spartan** Mon 2 Mar 2015 - 21:06

She'd dislocate both of my arms before I could wrap either of them around her.

by Spartan Nachos Tue 3 Mar 2015 - 4:45

I would stick it in her butt to establish dominance.

by **SpartanInNH** Tue 3 Mar 2015 - 20:29

Related, and kinda funny. I'd put Brady higher than #20.

20 Male Athletes Ronda Rousey Could Beat in a Fight

by Brock Middlebrook Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 12:16

6'3, 215# former NFL player says he's "100% confident he'd squish her like a bug" if he had 8 weeks to train

Take away his fucking man card

http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/02/jesse-holley-ronda-rousey-called-out-by-ex-nfl-player-id-destroy-her-in-mma-fight/

by **The_Dude** Wed 4 Mar 2015 - 12:34

Brock Middlebrook wrote: 6'3, 215# former NFL player says he's "100% confident he'd squish her like a bug" if he had 8 weeks to train

Take away his fucking man card

http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/02/jesse-holley-ronda-rousey-called-out-by-ex-nfl-player-id-destroy-her-in-mma-fight/

What a puss

by Guest Thu 5 Mar 2015 - 19:29

by **Floyd Robertson** Thu 5 Mar 2015 - 19:41

I've thought long and hard about it, and if some MMA fighter was going to make me her bitch then I'd hope for Gina Carano.

by LoneWolfSparty Thu 5 Mar 2015 - 19:55

LooseGoose wrote:

Fake.

by **Cameron** Thu 5 Mar 2015 - 22:22

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Fake.

She would annihilate you.

by **StylesGShmooth** Fri 6 Mar 2015 - 15:57

SpartanInNH wrote:Related, and kinda funny. I'd put Brady higher than #20.

20 Male Athletes Ronda Rousey Could Beat in a Fight

Ray Rice? Funny, but are they fucking serious?

by Brock Middlebrook Sat 7 Mar 2015 - 0:12

While Guest would probably get his ass kicked, I would whip the shit out of her. Guest, fucking faggot.

by LoneWolfSparty Sat 7 Mar 2015 - 0:39

Brock Middlebrook wrote:While Guest would probably get his ass kicked, I would whip the shit out of her. Guest, fucking faggot.

That guy is a fag.

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