POLL ADDED NIGEL! - D wags or bob?

This is progress. I'm actually getting a little misty-eyed.

NigelUno wrote:This is progress. I'm actually getting a little misty-eyed.

I think the only dick is OTPT.

I mean the only gay dick.

I mean the only thin skinned gay dick.

I think we need a poll.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

should I berate Dwags, besmirch his character and question his allegiance to Michigan State?

Not yet. Let it play out for awhile.

DWags wrote:

Sorry? I didn't realize you were so thin skinned. My apologies.

I was just asking. Didn't need an apology.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:cool.. you can be the arbiter of emotional intensity. Let me know when I should drop the personal attacks.

Go after one of his daughters.

Sincerely,

ghost

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

He seems very thin skinned.

Definitely gets all bent to hell if you do not subscribe to his world views.

Blanch32 wrote:

Definitely gets all bent to hell if you do not subscribe to his world views.

Do you know my world views? I really don't know them. So, I'd be obliged if you fill me in.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I was just asking. Didn't need an apology.

It wasn't a sincere apology if it makes you feel better.

NigelUno wrote:We should have a party. Where is dendro?

Creepy....

DWags wrote:

Do you know my world views? I really don't know them. So, I'd be obliged if you fill me in.

Grow up and marry you're college sweetheart at 22. Kids by 25. Dance class, etc etc. Defend people you meet for a week until the death. That's another....like Ozzy and heath ledger in a way

DWags wrote:

It wasn't a sincere apology if it makes you feel better.

I hope you feel like the asshole you are.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I hope you feel like the asshole you are.

I don't know who the fuck you are, or do I really care, but I'm just gonna say, it's fun fucking with you and thanks for the distraction. Such a short trigger you have.

Blanch32 wrote:

Grow up and marry you're college sweetheart at 22. Kids by 25. Dance class, etc etc. Defend people you meet for a week until the death. That's another....like Ozzy and heath ledger in a way

Hmmmmmm, married at 30 cause the hot blonde I met in a bar was a fucking lobbyist who traveled the world and had perks up the ass besides being unbelievably cool, a partier and, most important, a Spartan undergrad. Younger than me. First kid when I was 35, second at 38. I don't suffer assholes well, but who does? Never knew my wife in college but we were there together, she was just younger than me.

It's what I love about you Blanch, you're always so damn accurate. It's why I'd love to just hang with you. Seriously.

DWags wrote:

Hmmmmmm, married at 30 cause the hot blonde I met in a bar was a fucking lobbyist who traveled the world and had perks up the ass besides being unbelievably cool, a partier and, most important, a Spartan undergrad.  Younger than me.  First kid when I was 35, second at 38.  I don't suffer assholes well, but who does?  Never knew my wife in college but we were there together, she was just younger than me.  

It's what I love about you Blanch, you're always so damn accurate.  It's why I'd love to just hang with you.  Seriously.  

Can you describe the perks in her ass for me?

Get it. It's an anal joke. Lolololololol

Is DWags the Tanfan of tSwill? I am starting to see similarities...

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I outkicked the coverage when I got married, as well.. in fact, I figure people that don't know us personally assume she's involved in a Big Brother/Big Sister program when they see the two of us out together..

"awww.. look at that nice lady - she's really acting like a good mentor for that needy guy who clearly comes from an unfortunate background - good for her"..

Well, end of the story is something like this for me: Second child comes, wife goes down to the rencen one day to drop them off. She leaves work and the chldren start crying when she goes to pick them up..... they didn't want to go home with her, they wanted to stay with their day care mommy. Freaked out in the Wags house for a week or so. That was it. The next year she was a stay at home mom, left her job, was going to leave it for five years, still networked and met people, but never interested in going back. She started doing work at our church. Spearheaded homeless drives stuff like that. Didn't care about the income loss, I'm not that guy. She didn'teither, but man, we lost a suite at the palace, a box at the fox and a suite at the joe. IT KILLED ME. Now that the kids are driving and one is gonna need MSU money, she's finally gonna hit the job market. Less dinners at home for me I guess.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Can you describe the perks in her ass for me?

Get it. It's an anal joke. Lolololololol

Sorry to report, but for guys that are married, those perks seem to get a bit bigger each year. shhhhhh

Robert J Sakimano wrote:I outkicked the coverage when I got married, as well.. in fact, I figure people that don't know us personally assume she's involved in a Big Brother/Big Sister program when they see the two of us out together..

"awww.. look at that nice lady and her dog- she's really acting like a good mentor for that needy guy who clearly comes from an unfortunate background and just wants a dog to care for and love - good for her and the dog"..

fixed for you Bobby

DWags wrote:

Hmmmmmm, married at 30 cause the hot blonde I met in a bar was a fucking lobbyist who traveled the world and had perks up the ass besides being unbelievably cool, a partier and, most important, a Spartan undergrad. Younger than me. First kid when I was 35, second at 38. I don't suffer assholes well, but who does? Never knew my wife in college but we were there together, she was just younger than me.

It's what I love about you Blanch, you're always so damn accurate. It's why I'd love to just hang with you. Seriously.

I am amazed that a guy like blanch would get knocked the fuck out at a tailgate...and no one would help him.

NigelUno wrote:

I am amazed that a guy like blanch would get knocked the fuck out at a tailgate...and no one would help him.

I can't imagine why. He seems like a nice kid.

NigelUno wrote:

I am amazed that a guy like blanch would get knocked the fuck out at a tailgate...and no one would help him.

Please tell this story.

InTenSity wrote:

That story is as old as the internet itself. Sit down, have a beer and get ready to be enthralled.

I hear it started out on a normal fall day somewhere in Michigan.

Definitely not a normal day. This was the day dantonio turned the tide against uofm for good, and I was the last casualty in the war

DWags wrote:

Hmmmmmm, married at 30 cause the hot blonde I met in a bar was a fucking lobbyist who traveled the world and had perks up the ass besides being unbelievably cool, a partier and, most important, a Spartan undergrad. Younger than me. First kid when I was 35, second at 38. I don't suffer assholes well, but who does? Never knew my wife in college but we were there together, she was just younger than me.

It's what I love about you Blanch, you're always so damn accurate. It's why I'd love to just hang with you. Seriously.

So htf did you spend your 20s?

Blanch32 wrote:

So htf did you spend your 20s?

Drunk, coaching football

DWags wrote:

Drunk, coaching football

So no box? Just sweaty boys?

Blanch32 wrote:

So no box? Just sweaty boys?

Seriously? You know guys who constantly talk about that rarely get it ..., right?

I landed a women who was hot enough and cool enough that I'm still married 23 years later.

DWags wrote:

Seriously? You know guys who constantly talk about that rarely get it ..., right?

I landed a women who was hot enough and cool enough that I'm still married 23 years later.

You mean, you don't believe that blanch is having threesomes with high school girls?

NigelUno wrote:

You mean, you don't believe that blanch is having threesomes with high school girls?

Oh I believe everything Blanche says.

Dumbest thread of the day

The Pantry wrote:Dumbest thread of the day

DWags wrote:

Seriously? You know guys who constantly talk about that rarely get it ..., right?

I landed a women who was hot enough and cool enough that I'm still married 23 years later.

Your 20s sucked. No wonder you're still married. You have no other options

The Pantry wrote:Dumbest thread of the day

This. I don't know WTF is going on here.

Heat Miser wrote:

This. I don't know WTF is going on here.

blanch is trying to say something really dumb, so he can get knocked out at a tailgate. Again.