if dwags or Bob was your father....

How do you think you'd turn out under either of them?

Q for father Bob: do I have to wear a bicycle helmet when riding?

Blanch32 wrote:Q for father Bob: do I have to wear a bicycle helmet when riding?

absolutely.

Blanch32 wrote:How do you think you'd turn out under either of them?

You could have all my liquor and take my car whenever you wanted. If I'm not home, I'd invite you to have all your friends over as often as you could. Also, here's the number to my debit card. 1234.

Love you son.

Doesn't matter. Both would teach you the greatest lesson in life...hate scUM

If Bob were my father I'd be one judgemental, unshowered, unkempt MFer.

If Dwags were my father I'd probably be in dance class.

Soooo......

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:If Bob were my father I'd be one judgemental, unshowered, unkempt MFer.

If Dwags were my father I'd probably be in dance class.

Soooo......

I think you are confusing Bob with SRC.

One thing is for sure...I'd be a great American.

I'd go to so many sweet shows in small venues!

I can see Bob's face right up against a fan in his office while he slowly says, "Blanch, I am your father..."

Dolph Ziggler wrote:I'd go to so many sweet shows in small venues!

DWags wrote:

You could have all my liquor and take my car whenever you wanted. If I'm not home, I'd invite you to have all your friends over as often as you could. Also, here's the number to my debit card. 1234.

Love you son.

Father dwags, I don't think that's a wise way to raise me. Don't you want me out of your house asap, and not to return, ever??

Robert J Sakimano wrote:absolutely.

See, we'd have problems. I'm not no pussy ass Nancy. I feel like I'd embarrassing rebel against you

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:If Bob were my father I'd be one judgemental, unshowered, unkempt MFer.

If Dwags were my father I'd probably be in dance class.

Soooo......

Why in the world would you fall lock step into their shoes?? You a spitting image of your father?

Blanch32 wrote:

See, we'd have problems. I'm not no pussy ass Nancy. I feel like I'd embarrassing rebel against you

if you wanted to ride your bike, you'd wear your helmet. Otherwise, you would end up walking.. or taking the bus. Or asking your friends for rides.

Turtleneck wrote:I can see Bob's face right up against a fan in his office while he slowly says, "Blanch, I am your father..."

Lol

Blanch32 wrote:



Father dwags, I don't think that's a wise way to raise me. Don't you want me out of your house asap, and not to return, ever??

Absolutely not. I don't think I could get enough of you. I'd like to hang out with you and drink and get all the good looking girls to bang. I would be more of a friend and not a father and I'd keep my hair dyed so I look younger when we hung out. I don't see how anybody wouldn't want you to stick around for as long as they can. I'm sure my wife, your mother would feel the same way.

You'd never need to even have a job as long as you were under my roof. I'd give you any spending money you'd want and even your own credit card but in my name. And no way would you have to wear a helmet if you were my son.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:if you wanted to ride your bike, you'd wear your helmet. Otherwise, you would end up walking.. or taking the bus. Or asking your friends for rides.

If a friend gave him a ride on a bike would he need to wear a helmet?

The_Dude wrote:One thing is for sure...I'd be a great American.

You are a great american.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:If Bob were my father I'd be one judgemental, unshowered, unkempt MFer.

If Dwags were my father I'd probably be in dance class.

Soooo......

That would be If my wife was your father, you'd probably be in Dance class.  
But you'd need to have massive ups

DWags wrote:

That would be If my wife was your father, you'd probably be in Dance class.  
But you'd need to have massive ups

with me, we could have some Massive Nights..  

DWags wrote:

Absolutely not. I don't think I could get enough of you. I'd like to hang out with you and drink and get all the good looking girls to bang. I would be more of a friend and not a father and I'd keep my hair dyed so I look younger when we hung out. I don't see how anybody wouldn't want you to stick around for as long as they can. I'm sure my wife, your mother would feel the same way.

You'd never need to even have a job as long as you were under my roof. I'd give you any spending money you'd want and even your own credit card but in my name. And no way would you have to wear a helmet if you were my son.

What's the catch? You involved in some wacko cult?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:if you wanted to ride your bike, you'd wear your helmet. Otherwise, you would end up walking.. or taking the bus. Or asking your friends for rides.

Will I have to wear a helmet when I steal your car to go joyriding?

Blanch32 wrote:

What's the catch? You involved in some wacko cult?

No, just my parenting method. Everybody is different. Bob makes you wear a helmet, I like it when your' wasted driving my car and spending my money.

Everybody thinks their particular way to parent is the best. Bob and I differ on that, and we both like the way we parent.

DWags wrote:

No, just my parenting method. Everybody is different. Bob makes you wear a helmet, I like it when your' wasted driving my car and spending my money.

Everybody thinks their particular way to parent is the best. Bob and I differ on that, and we both like the way we parent.

This seems to good to be true? Can I tell you to piss off and belittle you in front of my friends and you just take it?

It means I get to continue breastfeeding with their wives but this time not feel guilty about it.

Blanch32 wrote:

This seems to good to be true? Can I tell you to piss off and belittle you in front of my friends and you just take it?

My girls do that now. Why wouldn't I let someone who is so cool like yourself do that to me?

If Bob was my father, instead of dreaming about a fresh brick of .22 long rifle I would dream of a new pair of cedar shoe trees.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
with me, we could have some Massive Nights..  

You're going to bore your son to death.

Turtleneck wrote:

You're going to bore your son to death.

if I had a son, maybe.. I don't really know.

...I'd kill myself

DWags wrote:

My girls do that now. Why wouldn't I let someone who is so cool like yourself do that to me?

How many years until your daughters are not I am not creative aged again?

LoneWolfSparty wrote:...I'd kill myself

Damn. If only.....,

If Blanch was my father I wouldn't know him.

Blanch32 wrote:Q for father Bob: do I have to wear a bicycle helmet when riding?

You should be wearing a helmet 24/7.

Death Roe wrote:If Blanch was my father I wouldn't know him.

Your mom that big a slut?

It's a damn good thing that Blanch will never be a father. Unless a girl can get pregnant via finger blast or ear tonguing.

Blanch32 wrote:

Your mom that big a slut?

It would mean you are a delinquent. Which is very possible with garbage sperm from you...