It's the first of May....you know what that means!

NSFW because of language. Now I can actually post the lyrics on the board for people to get an idea. It's basically about how May 1st is the coming of spring which means "outdoor fucking starts today" The video itself is boring, but I am a fan of the song. Enjoy.   

I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People's Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn't home so I called my girl
I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

i gave you a like because i didn't know what else to do in this circumstance.

It means a 30% off coupon from Dunham's!!

LoneWolfSparty wrote:It means a 30% off coupon from Dunham's!!

This.

It means the pilgrims will be arriving soon (according to my son. March winds, April showers...etc).

No offense to the op but that song is wretched.

MSUgoat wrote:No offense to the op but that song is wretched.

The song itself may be wretched, but I find it amusing.   

I'm with ya. Kinda reminds me of Stephen Lynch. Lullaby is a great one.

It's 44 degrees outside. I think I'll keep my pee pee indoors.

It means it isn't the 10th yet.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:tRCMB still can't manage the technological advancements of a multi-quote function?

They're working on it, okay? And by working on it, I mean some dude is sitting in his mom's basement slamming Mountain Dew and playing Halo.

JEK wrote:

They're working on it, okay? And by working on it, I mean RocketPlay is sitting in his mom's basement slamming Mountain Dew and playing Halo.

 

AMwood wrote:i gave you a like because i didn't know what else to do in this circumstance.

I gave her a like because I like her.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:tRCMB still can't manage the technological advancements of a multi-quote function?

I still haven't figured out how this one works.

NigelUno wrote:

I still haven't figured out how this one works.

Click the multi-quote button on all the posts you want to quote, then hit post reply.

April in the D is over ?!?