Oklahoma Jokes

What do Oklahomans do on Halloween?

PUMP KIN

only two things come from Oklahoma..

What do you call the sweat on two Sooners having sex?

RELATIVE HUMIDITY

What do they call a crime ring in Norman?

A HUDDLE

What do an OU fan and a medium pizza have in common?

NEITHER CAN FEED A FAMILY OF FOUR

We are thankful in Texas that Oklahoma sucks so hard, otherwise, we might fall into the Gulf of Mexico.

I'm not saying Sooners basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for tonight's game. The rest will dress themselves.

Holy shit that's dumb.

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I've already covered this topic.

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t6079-great-moments-in-oklahoma-history?highlight=Oklahoma