blanch is up for whatever

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-05-10, 17:10

http://auditionvideos.whateverusa.com/video/59a5fa07-1638-44e5-94e8-34efe6429fbb#.VVC1UsvD_qB

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-05-10, 19:20

Cmon Blanch.... share with us

by **NigelUno** 2015-05-10, 19:24

gr8 thred

we'll read gin

by **Turtleneck** 2015-05-10, 19:32

NigelUno wrote:gr8 thred

we'll read gin

I might give it another shot. Not sure yet.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-05-10, 20:20

Lots of us don't read the other board. Please post summary or link.

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-10, 20:32

Trying to get to whatever ville. Need to beat the odds due to age

by **Turtleneck** 2015-05-10, 20:34

Blanch32 wrote:Trying to get to whatever ville.

What? Where? Is this like Whoville?

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-10, 20:48

Oh and I was on a double date at the time with my chick and her sister and sisters bf. Chick has now gone Nigel over me. First Nigel chick I've ever dealt with. No wonder some of you dudes are gun shy

by **Motown Spartan** 2015-05-10, 21:05

Is going Nigel similar to going full retard?

by **kingstonlake** 2015-05-10, 21:32

Blanch32 wrote:Oh and I was on a double date at the time with my chick and her sister and sisters bf. Chick has now gone Nigel over me. First Nigel chick I've ever dealt with. No wonder some of you dudes are gun shy

So she was pretty quickly aware you don't understand sports at all, can't spell, and probably drink to much?

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-10, 22:09

Motown Spartan wrote:Is going Nigel similar to going full retard?

More like full stalker. Kingston is working on it. See above

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-10, 22:15

kingstonlake wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Oh and I was on a double date at the time with my chick and her sister and sisters bf. Chick has now gone Nigel over me. First Nigel chick I've ever dealt with. No wonder some of you dudes are gun shy

So she was pretty quickly aware you don't understand sports at all, can't spell, and probably drink to much?

Probably? Probably???

by **The_Dude** 2015-05-10, 22:19

Motown Spartan wrote:Is going Nigel similar to going full retard?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-05-11, 01:29

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Lots of us don't read the other board. Please post summary or link.

Friends with blanch on the Facebook and hoped this would entice him to share his audition tape with us... not sure if it's on the other board

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-11, 09:21

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Lots of us don't read the other board. Please post summary or link.

Friends with blanch on the Facebook and hoped this would entice him to share his audition tape with us... not sure if it's on the other board

Have rocinate tweet it out or link it here. Hell my mom liked it on Fb, so I'm good

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-05-11, 09:58

http://auditionvideos.whateverusa.com/video/59a5fa07-1638-44e5-94e8-34efe6429fbb#.VVC1UsvD_qB

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-05-11, 10:15

A bunch of brahs auditioning for a shitty beer commercial? How Blanch.

by **Motown Spartan** 2015-05-11, 10:26

was that the best you could do?

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-11, 11:25

Motown Spartan wrote:was that the best you could do?

In the 20 secs of prep time after four breweries, yes. Most proud of my sober appearance

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-11, 11:26

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:A bunch of brahs auditioning for a shitty beer commercial? How Blanch.

I'm hoping bud light feels the same way.

by **Rocinante** 2015-05-11, 12:50

Blanch32 wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:

Friends with blanch on the Facebook and hoped this would entice him to share his audition tape with us... not sure if it's on the other board

Have rocinate tweet it out or link it here. Hell my mom liked it on Fb, so I'm good

Done.

https://twitter.com/SpartanSwillMSU/status/597791835243749376

by **Motown Spartan** 2015-05-11, 13:51

Blanch32 wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:was that the best you could do?

In the 20 secs of prep time after four breweries, yes. Most proud of my sober appearance

So now you're making excuses?? Only losers make excuses.

by Guest 2015-05-11, 14:07

He could have won had he done X at Y.

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-11, 15:18

Motown Spartan wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

In the 20 secs of prep time after four breweries, yes. Most proud of my sober appearance

So now you're making excuses?? Only losers make excuses.

What's the excuse? I said I was proud of my effort. My appearance is the excuse

by **Motown Spartan** 2015-05-11, 16:51

Blanch32 wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

So now you're making excuses?? Only losers make excuses.

What's the excuse? I said I was proud of my effort. My appearance is the excuse

Your excuse is that you only had 20 secs of prep time after four breweries. Me thinks you not know English.

by **I.B. Fine** 2015-05-11, 17:00

So, this 'town', Whatever, will they have any beer there?

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-11, 17:31

I.B. Fine wrote:So, this 'town', Whatever, will they have any beer there?

Better. How else will I get laid?

by **I.B. Fine** 2015-05-11, 17:36

Blanch32 wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:So, this 'town', Whatever, will they have any beer there?

Better. How else will I get laid?

So your saying they roofie the women to give you a chance?

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-11, 17:56

I.B. Fine wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Better. How else will I get laid?

So your saying they roofie the women to give you a chance?

Beer is not a roofie. Duh!!!

by **I.B. Fine** 2015-05-11, 18:01

Blanch32 wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:

So your saying they roofie the women to give you a chance?

Beer is not a roofie. Duh!!!

..and Bud Light is not beer, better bring the roofies if you want a chance.

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-11, 18:32

I.B. Fine wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

True story: I've been offered a ton of illegal shit, but Nada once roofies

Beer is not a roofie. Duh!!!

..and Bud Light is not beer, better bring the roofies if you want a chance.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-05-12, 13:12

Wait, blanch is the guy in that video? That's the dude who is always posting like he is Dan Bilzerian?

by **Cameron** 2015-05-12, 21:11

Hold up, this is legit?

If that's really blanch, we can never let that dipshit live this down. Although he lacks a sense of shame, so maybe there's nothing we can do. But that shit was fucking pathetic.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-05-12, 21:52

Yes that's blanch

by **steveschneider** 2015-05-12, 23:16

Good job, blanch. I hope you win. blanch is up for whatever 969504605

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-05-13, 01:43

Cameron wrote:Hold up, this is legit?

If that's really blanch, we can never let that dipshit live this down. Although he lacks a sense of shame, so maybe there's nothing we can do. But that shit was fucking pathetic.

So right. That's him?!!!! blanch is up for whatever 502811600

by **Blanch32** 2015-05-13, 08:43

Cameron wrote:Hold up, this is legit?

If that's really blanch, we can never let that dipshit live this down. Although he lacks a sense of shame, so maybe there's nothing we can do. But that shit was fucking pathetic.

I literally have no idea who you are. Stealth job stalking me

by **tGreenWay** 2015-05-13, 14:53

Blanch32 wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:So, this 'town', Whatever, will they have any beer there?

Better. How else will I get laid?

Poor Bleach thinks he's gonna get laid. blanch is up for whatever 502811600

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-05-13, 14:59

tGreenWay wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Better. How else will I get laid?

Poor Bleach thinks he's gonna get laid.

Bleach. That's a new one. I kinda like it.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-05-13, 15:02

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Poor Bleach thinks he's gonna get laid.

Bleach. That's a new one. I kinda like it.

Give credit to autocorrect. I liked it enough to leave it alone.

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