Re: blanch is up for whatever

by **Blanch32** Wed 13 May 2015 - 15:05

tGreenWay wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Better. How else will I get laid?

Poor Bleach thinks he's gonna get laid.

I don't need to think bee

by **tGreenWay** Wed 13 May 2015 - 15:23

Blanch32 wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Poor Bleach thinks he's gonna get laid.

I don't need to think bee

And you do it so well, you poor dumb sonovabitch. blanch is up for whatever - Page 2 1966794946

by **Blanch32** Wed 13 May 2015 - 15:59

Rocinante wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Have rocinate tweet it out or link it here. Hell my mom liked it on Fb, so I'm good

Done.

https://twitter.com/SpartanSwillMSU/status/597791835243749376

Zero re tweets. YOu are a bust! 8-|

by **DroppedByADime** Thu 14 May 2015 - 11:13

Jesus you poor bastard ...I knew you were a muttly looking dude with a big beak and zero game but... Damn. I mean holy shit that sucked.

Did you have a stroke after the " I love life" part? You convulse for a couple secs, weird.

Anyway-- normally at this juncture I'd talk about how you rent as garage even though you're in your 30s etc- or state you have no game, are dumb as fuck - shitlike that.

I have to say I'm really, really sorry man. I feel bad. Good luck out there. Shit. I didn't know.

by Brock Middlebrook Thu 14 May 2015 - 12:28

DroppedByADime wrote:Jesus you poor bastard ...I knew you were a muttly looking dude with a big beak and zero game but... Damn. I mean holy shit that sucked.

Did you have a stroke after the " I love life" part? You convulse for a couple secs, weird.

Anyway-- normally at this juncture I'd talk about how you rent as garage even though you're in your 30s etc- or state you have no game, are dumb as fuck - shitlike that.

I have to say I'm really, really sorry man. I feel bad. Good luck out there. Shit. I didn't know.

by **Death Roe** Thu 14 May 2015 - 13:23

DroppedByADime wrote:Jesus you poor bastard ...I knew you were a muttly looking dude with a big beak and zero game but... Damn. I mean holy shit that sucked.

Did you have a stroke after the " I love life" part? You convulse for a couple secs, weird.

Anyway-- normally at this juncture I'd talk about how you rent as garage even though you're in your 30s etc- or state you have no game, are dumb as fuck - shitlike that.

I have to say I'm really, really sorry man. I feel bad. Good luck out there. Shit. I didn't know.

LMAO

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu 14 May 2015 - 13:25

DroppedByADime wrote:Jesus you poor bastard ...I knew you were a muttly looking dude with a big beak and zero game but... Damn. I mean holy shit that sucked.

Did you have a stroke after the " I love life" part? You convulse for a couple secs, weird.

Anyway-- normally at this juncture I'd talk about how you rent as garage even though you're in your 30s etc- or state you have no game, are dumb as fuck - shitlike that.

I have to say I'm really, really sorry man. I feel bad. Good luck out there. Shit. I didn't know.

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by **Blanch32** Thu 14 May 2015 - 14:04

DroppedByADime wrote:Jesus you poor bastard ...I knew you were a muttly looking dude with a big beak and zero game but... Damn. I mean holy shit that sucked.

Did you have a stroke after the " I love life" part? You convulse for a couple secs, weird.

Anyway-- normally at this juncture I'd talk about how you rent as garage even though you're in your 30s etc- or state you have no game, are dumb as fuck - shitlike that.

I have to say I'm really, really sorry man. I feel bad. Good luck out there. Shit. I didn't know.

Fwiw, I love all these fakes sympathies. Hilarious over compensations

by Guest Thu 14 May 2015 - 14:14

Blanch32 wrote:
DroppedByADime wrote:Jesus you poor bastard ...I knew you were a muttly looking dude with a big beak and zero game but... Damn. I mean holy shit that sucked.

Did you have a stroke after the " I love life" part? You convulse for a couple secs, weird.

Anyway-- normally at this juncture I'd talk about how you rent as garage even though you're in your 30s etc- or state you have no game, are dumb as fuck - shitlike that.

I have to say I'm really, really sorry man. I feel bad. Good luck out there. Shit. I didn't know.

Fwiw, I love all these fakes sympathies. Hilarious over compensations

The sympathy is real.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 14 May 2015 - 14:23

DroppedByADime wrote:Jesus you poor bastard ...I knew you were a muttly looking dude with a big beak and zero game but... Damn. I mean holy shit that sucked.

Did you have a stroke after the " I love life" part? You convulse for a couple secs, weird.

Anyway-- normally at this juncture I'd talk about how you rent as garage even though you're in your 30s etc- or state you have no game, are dumb as fuck - shitlike that.

I have to say I'm really, really sorry man. I feel bad. Good luck out there. Shit. I didn't know.

I'm worried that someday soon, one of us is going to be asked to let Bleach live in our guest house. Sort of like taking over full-time care for the special needs brother after momma has passed.
Beans and franks!

by **Rocinante** Thu 14 May 2015 - 14:46

You bitches aren't making better ones. Therefore, you lose and blanch wins by default.

by **Blanch32** Thu 14 May 2015 - 14:47

LooseGoose wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Fwiw, I love all these fakes sympathies. Hilarious over compensations

The sympathy is real.

...and not the insecurity, right?

Dime is obsessed with me. Remember when he put my posts up on the big screen to show a first date in his empty basement with German Shepard? That poor girl must have thought she was going to be in Saw Ocho

by **Rocinante** Thu 14 May 2015 - 14:47

Blanch32 wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Done.

https://twitter.com/SpartanSwillMSU/status/597791835243749376

Zero re tweets. YOu are a bust! 8-|

I can't help it that the subject matter is uninteresting. Make another one. And go bigger.

by **Blanch32** Thu 14 May 2015 - 14:48

Rocinante wrote:You bitches aren't making better ones. Therefore, you lose and blanch wins by default.

Someone gets. Easy to critize. Difficult to create. Glad that twitter account has humbled you.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu 14 May 2015 - 14:48

Blanch32 wrote:
Rocinante wrote:You bitches aren't making better ones. Therefore, you lose and blanch wins by default.

Someone gets. Easy to critize. Difficult to create. Glad that twitter account has humbled you.

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by **Blanch32** Thu 14 May 2015 - 14:49

Rocinante wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Zero re tweets. YOu are a bust! 8-|

I can't help it that the subject matter is uninteresting. Make another one. And go bigger.

Someday I'll post my stand up sets. Those should go much better. If not, I'll always fall back on my podcast

by **Gomer** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 14:51

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 14:57

That undershirt...

by **NigelUno** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 15:14

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:That undershirt...

Duckface?

He did a duckface.

Should make him a hit with 13 year old girls.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 16:17

That is a creepy video. Sorry dude, it is.

by Guest Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 16:47

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 20:02

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

I win.

by **DWags** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 20:12

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:That is a creepy video. Sorry dude, it is.

Yeah, uncomfortable watching it.

by **Blanch32** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 21:45

I'll be honest. Glad old men get creeper out by me. Zero chance they molest me , I worry for their non fat daughters :-D

by **DWags** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 23:11

Blanch32 wrote:I'll be honest. Glad old men get creeper out by me. Zero chance they molest me , I worry for their non fat daughters :-D

Just a heads up, you really look old. No big deal to me, but you look like you're pushing 50. I don't know how you fix that. I mean, I don't give a shit, but if you look 50 at 35 or so, you're gonna look llike 70 at 50.

I don't have any room to say cause I look like hell too. But damn, do something.

by **Turtleneck** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 23:23

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:I'll be honest. Glad old men get creeper out by me. Zero chance they molest me , I worry for their non fat daughters :-D

Just a heads up, you really look old. No big deal to me, but you look like you're pushing 50. I don't know how you fix that. I mean, I don't give a shit, but if you look 50 at 35 or so, you're gonna look llike 70 at 50.

I don't have any room to say cause I look like hell too. But damn, do something.

I really do think he is your son.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 23:24

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

Just a heads up, you really look old. No big deal to me, but you look like you're pushing 50. I don't know how you fix that. I mean, I don't give a shit, but if you look 50 at 35 or so, you're gonna look llike 70 at 50.

I don't have any room to say cause I look like hell too. But damn, do something.

I really do think he is your son.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 23:34

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

Just a heads up, you really look old. No big deal to me, but you look like you're pushing 50. I don't know how you fix that. I mean, I don't give a shit, but if you look 50 at 35 or so, you're gonna look llike 70 at 50.

I don't have any room to say cause I look like hell too. But damn, do something.

I really do think he is your son.

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by **InTenSity** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 23:39

This work here?
blanch is up for whatever - Page 2 OPq0jnA

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 23:41

InTenSity wrote:This work here?

Yes. What the fuck is going on there? blanch is up for whatever - Page 2 502811600

by **InTenSity** Sat 26 Dec 2015 - 23:47

I googled epic fail, but op already had that covered, so I went with #2.

by **DWags** Sun 27 Dec 2015 - 0:02

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

Just a heads up, you really look old. No big deal to me, but you look like you're pushing 50. I don't know how you fix that. I mean, I don't give a shit, but if you look 50 at 35 or so, you're gonna look llike 70 at 50.

I don't have any room to say cause I look like hell too. But damn, do something.

I really do think he is your son.

Yeah, that's fucked up. What if somehow he is. Not even funny.

by **Blanch32** Sun 27 Dec 2015 - 11:54

gHost Spartan wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:
http://auditionvideos.whateverusa.com/video/59a5fa07-1638-44e5-94e8-34efe6429fbb#.VVC1UsvD_qB
blanch, how old are you dude? You look 45 in this video bro, still props to my man

33. Living a hard life takes a toll I guess.

by **Blanch32** Sun 27 Dec 2015 - 11:56

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

Just a heads up, you really look old. No big deal to me, but you look like you're pushing 50. I don't know how you fix that. I mean, I don't give a shit, but if you look 50 at 35 or so, you're gonna look llike 70 at 50.

I don't have any room to say cause I look like hell too. But damn, do something.

I really do think he is your son.

He can only dream....

And just think, last Halloween I was at a frat party and all the girls were asking if I was a brother...

by **DWags** Sun 27 Dec 2015 - 12:25

Blanch32 wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I really do think he is your son.

He can only dream....

And just think, last Halloween I was at a frat party and all the girls were asking if I was a brother...

They thought you were black?

by Guest Sun 27 Dec 2015 - 13:04

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

He can only dream....

And just think, last Halloween I was at a frat party and all the girls were asking if I was a brother...

They thought you were black?

Thats not a bad thing either. Wink

by Guest Sun 27 Dec 2015 - 13:09

Blanch32 wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

The sympathy is real.

...and not the insecurity, right?

Dime is obsessed with me. Remember when he put my posts up on the big screen to show a first date in his empty basement with German Shepard? That poor girl must have thought she was going to be in Saw Ocho

Dime is truly one mentally unstable person. He is a piece of shit. His insecurities are alarming. Hell, that poor girl was probably being paid 100 dollars an hr when he brought her home from the strip club to read ur posts blanch is up for whatever - Page 2 1966794946

. Well, we know how his marriages work out anyway.

by **DroppedByADime** Sun 27 Dec 2015 - 15:58

Jesus Christ man. ... You're one awkward fucking guy.
I love how you cling to a post from 8 years ago. Lol. You truly are a zero.

by **NigelUno** Sun 27 Dec 2015 - 20:28

Blanch32 wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I really do think he is your son.

He can only dream....

And just think, last Halloween I was at a frat party and all the girls were asking if I was a brother...

That's weird. Could have sworn you said some girl asked if you were a dad of some frat kid.

by **Blanch32** Mon 28 Dec 2015 - 8:09

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

He can only dream....

And just think, last Halloween I was at a frat party and all the girls were asking if I was a brother...

They thought you were black?

All women think I'm black from the waistdown. They call it "white chocolate "

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