Why didn't I think of this?

by Guest 2015-05-31, 09:58

For those who can't function in the morning, a cup of coffee is key. For those who can't even function enough to make that cup of coffee, there's The Barisieur.

This innovative gadget awakens the sleeper with the smell of coffee and the gentle rattle of stainless steel ball bearings as the water boils. Picture waking up slowly to the smell of roasted coffee beans and only having to sit up to enjoy.

Why didn't I think of this? Coffee-alarm

Start Your Morning Right With an Alarm Clock That Makes You Coffee

by **tGreenWay** 2015-05-31, 10:59

Just hook up the coffee bean grinder to a timer. Hearing that sound coming from a deep sleep will surely get you out of bed. Why didn't I think of this? 502811600

by **Rocinante** 2015-06-01, 13:47

Wouldn't you actually smell the coffee all night? I mean, ground coffee has a pretty distinctive smell even when it's not brewing.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-06-01, 13:59

Rocinante wrote:Wouldn't you actually smell the coffee all night? I mean, ground coffee has a pretty distinctive smell even when it's not brewing.

His beans will definitely dry out overnight.
His coffee, too.

by **Rocinante** 2015-06-01, 14:03

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Wouldn't you actually smell the coffee all night? I mean, ground coffee has a pretty distinctive smell even when it's not brewing.

His beans will definitely dry out overnight.
His coffee, too.

I wonder if they have this in London.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-06-01, 14:06

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

His beans will definitely dry out overnight.
His coffee, too.

I wonder if they have this in London.

I'm thinking of offering you a job to carry my bag. I mean sack.

by **Rocinante** 2015-06-01, 14:10

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

I wonder if they have this in London.

I'm thinking of offering you a job to carry my bag. I mean sack.

If I can go to London with you and live-tweet our trip, you've got a deal.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-06-01, 14:15

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I'm thinking of offering you a job to carry my bag. I mean sack.

If I can go to London with you and live-tweet our trip, you've got a deal.

You won't have enough money for international access.

by **Rocinante** 2015-06-01, 14:56

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

If I can go to London with you and live-tweet our trip, you've got a deal.

You won't have enough money for international access.

I assumed that was a perk.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-06-01, 16:22

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You won't have enough money for international access.

I assumed that was a perk.

You know what they say about people who assume things.
They don't know jack shit.

by **SpartanInNH** 2015-06-01, 21:20

LooseGoose wrote:
For those who can't function in the morning, a cup of coffee is key. For those who can't even function enough to make that cup of coffee, there's The Barisieur.

This innovative gadget awakens the sleeper with the smell of coffee and the gentle rattle of stainless steel ball bearings as the water boils. Picture waking up slowly to the smell of roasted coffee beans and only having to sit up to enjoy.

Start Your Morning Right With an Alarm Clock That Makes You Coffee

Oh...my...God............ Sleep