Stop eating while talking on the phone!!!

I swear, if I ever were to go off and do something stupid, its going to be because some fuckhead thinks it isn't annoying to eat fucking crunchy chips while talking to me on the phone. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?! I'd rather be in a room with someone scratching their nails on blackboard than listen to you talk with your fucking mouth full.

I am the bomb at my workplace so I'd just hang up on that motherfucker with authority.

Who still talks on the phone?

That's only happened to me a couple of times in the past few years. Both times, it reminded me of the one kid in elementary school who wore his headset at lunch and chewed on his potato chips or Doritos with his mouth wide open while talking. Every food particle got stuck in that stainless rebar.

InTenSity wrote:I swear, if I ever were to go off and do something stupid, its going to be because some fuckhead thinks it isn't annoying to eat fucking crunchy chips while talking to me on the phone. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?! I'd rather be in a room with someone scratching their nails on blackboard than listen to you talk with your fucking mouth full.

Keep a whistle within reach - if they do it again pull that bitch out and whistle a personal foul on them.

LooseGoose wrote:

InTenSity wrote:I swear, if I ever were to go off and do something stupid, its going to be because some fuckhead thinks it isn't annoying to eat fucking crunchy chips while talking to me on the phone. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?! I'd rather be in a room with someone scratching their nails on blackboard than listen to you talk with your fucking mouth full.

Keep a whistle within reach - if they do it again pull that bitch out and whistle a personal foul on them.

If only phones came with shock-collar technology...

InTenSity wrote:I swear, if I ever were to go off and do something stupid, its going to be because some fuckhead thinks it isn't annoying to eat fucking crunchy chips while talking to me on the phone. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?! I'd rather be in a room with someone scratching their nails on blackboard than listen to you talk with your fucking mouth full.

Sorry juan

Meh, I'm on the phone for probably about 3 hours a day. Its only one person, but that person also calls the most, complains the most and has probably come the closest to getting me fired. There is nothing I can do about it though, they've been in the company for about 20+ years now, to my few years.

Anyone else want to find out where intensity works and just call him while eating now?